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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
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Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
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Author: Sick hissy fit base



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: appetizing wine temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Flushed galvanic heaven volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Sick hissy fit base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Histrionic ungodly den degenerate

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Sick hissy fit base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: appetizing wine temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Ocher international law enforcement agency garrison

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Indecent Dun Elastic Band Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: ebony sexy abode

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: Insane national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Dashing keepsake machete deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed shaky nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Contagious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Flushed galvanic heaven volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: twinkling bateful kitty cat church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: thirsty piazza messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: chest-beating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: hilarious walnut juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: brass naked cuck telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Bipolar market masturbator

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: Indecent Dun Elastic Band Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: thirsty piazza messiness

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: jade odious psychic

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: trip stead stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Aggressive concupiscible stage foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Dashing keepsake machete deer antler

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Contagious library

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Fragrant theater background story

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: medicated massive boistinker tanning salon

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Tan aromatic house sandwich

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: peach offensive idea he suggested indian lodge

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Tan aromatic house sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: trip stead stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: hairraiser antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: wonderful chocolate jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: medicated massive boistinker tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: Indecent Dun Elastic Band Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Sick hissy fit base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Idiotic Maroon Forum Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: confused arousing internal respiration

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed shaky nowag

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Chrome Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: Sick hissy fit base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Histrionic ungodly den degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Cerise jet-lagged private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Duck-like laughsome preventive strike boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring quadroon hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: hilarious walnut juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: White rehab stock car

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Big-titted haunted graveyard

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: supple field

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: electric sepia circlehead

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: vibrant kitchen

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: pink ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Histrionic ungodly den degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Garnet resort lettuce

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: adventurous dysfunction theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: supple field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: Histrionic ungodly den degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring quadroon hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling home

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: amethyst harsh school cafeteria

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Idiotic Maroon Forum Scourge Upon The Earth

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Big-titted haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: jet athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: chest-beating point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: supple field

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: smoky mischievous brunch

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Marvelous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: supple field

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring quadroon hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#45646764)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Zippy Disrespectful Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#48941372)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: Abnormal Charismatic Pit Sweet Tailpipe

*Kennedy assassination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#43339433)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 1:06 AM
Author: Motley philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2).#44280793)



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