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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: Fragrant mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102764) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: fluffy laughsome tattoo Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28105105) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM Author: fighting volcanic crater Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108992) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Lascivious set knife same but pissed all over bed instead of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102880) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: fighting volcanic crater did she do it while you were fucking her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102888) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: Lascivious set knife not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102929) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: charismatic generalized bond meetinghouse LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103519) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM Author: Tan Degenerate Mexican Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102808) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM Author: passionate lay death wish this sounds awesome wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102820) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM Author: Tan Degenerate Mexican brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102836) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: passionate lay death wish was it otherwise normal? sensitive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102844) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: Tan Degenerate Mexican Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM Author: hot talented scourge upon the earth national security agency like Chyna big? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102863) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: Tan Degenerate Mexican I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102881) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: Tan Degenerate Mexican Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102912) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: hot talented scourge upon the earth national security agency I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102932) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM Author: canary appetizing pervert same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102890) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM Author: fighting volcanic crater I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102925) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM Author: vivacious marketing idea Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106432) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM Author: bronze step-uncle's house ceo Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102885) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM Author: passionate lay death wish oh so you've met 433? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102910) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM Author: hot talented scourge upon the earth national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102940) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM Author: razzmatazz hominid whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103805) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM Author: Flirting diverse tank regret Fucking lol but what the fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103065) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM Author: bronze step-uncle's house ceo what the fuck what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103110) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Lascivious set knife fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102952) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM Author: canary appetizing pervert wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102956) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: Lascivious set knife them titties weren't retarded :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103024) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: bronze step-uncle's house ceo lolwut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103031) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM Author: Tan Degenerate Mexican Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103035) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: charismatic generalized bond meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103539) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM Author: Erotic ultramarine alpha goes in the hardcopy collection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103794) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM Author: spectacular senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106273) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM Author: chest-beating idea he suggested theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#31427361) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: dashing crusty philosopher-king when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28102953) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: Concupiscible hairless field I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103126) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: passionate lay death wish I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103150) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM Author: Tan Degenerate Mexican This sounds fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103300) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM Author: canary appetizing pervert lmao 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103347) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: Free-loading prole I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103568) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM Author: racy place of business library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28105501) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle transparent reading party that's not how semper fi claims it went (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28104463) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM Author: abusive boltzmann 180; story plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106987) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM Author: Bisexual Judgmental Stage Lol I love this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109506) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM Author: Concupiscible hairless field Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109898) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM Author: swollen blue candlestick maker boiling water two words: whisky dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103146) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: smoky misanthropic church sneaky criminal This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist
but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: hot talented scourge upon the earth national security agency well did you make out after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103543) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: smoky misanthropic church sneaky criminal No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103557) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM Author: Hilarious irate dragon elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109939) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM Author: charismatic generalized bond meetinghouse chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103545) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: hot talented scourge upon the earth national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103551) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM Author: abusive boltzmann lol i did this once too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106835) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM Author: Tan Degenerate Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106868) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM Author: beady-eyed poppy property really tough guy rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103650) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: turquoise vengeful faggotry brits are no good? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103774) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: beady-eyed poppy property really tough guy undetermined for me... small sample size (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28103818) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Hairraiser citrine voyeur slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.
had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: crimson slap-happy business firm windowlicker if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28104475) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM Author: spectacular senate what was his name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106162) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM Author: Fragrant mental disorder where'd you meet her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106290) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM Author: gay soggy base psychic Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28104451) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM Author: canary appetizing pervert go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28105961) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM Author: gay soggy base psychic Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28111963) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM Author: Hilarious irate dragon elastic band FLAME
no literary magazine counts as "major" |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM Author: Arousing coral codepig gas station 5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.
I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM Author: cream marvelous sanctuary famous landscape painting sounds fukin psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106176) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle transparent reading party lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109901) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM Author: Indigo hyperactive temple lol'd at this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#31427667) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM Author: racy place of business library Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.
Never mind this was one of the best.
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM Author: racy place of business library Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#31427379) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM Author: provocative locale Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106148) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM Author: canary appetizing pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106217) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM Author: Fragrant mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106230) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: fluffy laughsome tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28107538) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM Author: Nofapping plum multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108806) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM Author: electric puppy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108808) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM Author: white indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109927) |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: titillating telephone trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#31427354) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM Author: tripping mind-boggling theatre Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106364) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM Author: Fragrant mental disorder damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember. depressing |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM Author: tripping mind-boggling theatre One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108759) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM Author: dead principal's office The DC Shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28107009) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM Author: fighting volcanic crater This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108960) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM Author: fluffy laughsome tattoo :-/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28107582) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM Author: electric puppy area lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108797) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM Author: Nofapping plum multi-billionaire if this is your worst consider yourself lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108805) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM Author: Exciting Bright Skinny Woman i loved thenm all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106845) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM Author: Nudist Deer Antler Pisswyrm mines a nightmare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106858) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM Author: canary appetizing pervert can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28106888) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM Author: Nudist Deer Antler Pisswyrm self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28107035) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM Author: Bisexual Judgmental Stage I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108842) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM Author: Nofapping plum multi-billionaire Fast Times at McGeorge Law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108847) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM Author: electric puppy area LOL describe the aftermath with the gf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108851) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: Bisexual Judgmental Stage oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108952) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM Author: Translucent Coiffed Orchestra Pit Dingle Berry Copy paste that shit u ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109745) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: fighting volcanic crater The law shrew mob- describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28108953) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM Author: Bisexual Judgmental Stage A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with. Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM Author: electric puppy area omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109044) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM Author: fighting volcanic crater This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109054) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM Author: Supple personal credit line center lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109066) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM Author: Erotic ultramarine alpha U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109708) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: Bisexual Judgmental Stage there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109714) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM Author: Translucent Coiffed Orchestra Pit Dingle Berry 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109750) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM Author: ocher duck-like useless brakes Dude, you basically raped those women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109830) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM Author: adventurous violent hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109865) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM Author: white indian lodge 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109918) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#49598260) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM Author: 180 home got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109047) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM Author: Overrated thriller depressive station Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109102) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM Author: ocher duck-like useless brakes This sounds like just a normal hook up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28109846) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: chrome bateful state 18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.
Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.
I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl. |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: Hilarious irate dragon elastic band She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.
LINK? |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: chrome bateful state nah that would be mean
it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves
she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: Exhilarant Plaza Dog Poop Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28110067) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Bisexual Judgmental Stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28110496) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM Author: racy place of business library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28111854) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: white indian lodge 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28111858) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM Author: Fragrant mental disorder I'd like Julia's input ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28111823) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM Author: stirring abode Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#28180688) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM Author: hot talented scourge upon the earth national security agency got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.
another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.
I had so many idk |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: well-lubricated sable corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#35083093) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM Author: Glittery school cafeteria met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#35083101) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Histrionic private investor range Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#35083461) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,.., slightly defective girls can be a lifehack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2).#49598263) |