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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM Author: Passionate double fault My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.
I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."
As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"
She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."
What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Know-it-all high-end new version goyim you got pa pa pa poaned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251312) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM Author: Passionate double fault God dammit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251316) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM Author: chest-beating theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251317) |
Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM Author: aqua insane sanctuary travel guidebook you know what? it doesn't matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251315) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM Author: Passionate double fault FUCK YOU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251319) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM Author: Amber Nibblets Pit lol'd irl at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707128) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM Author: Vigorous crystalline business firm tattoo lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251318) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM Author: pearly telephone shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294769) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM Author: cream feces 180 lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28668866) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM Author: Gaped Floppy Lodge Goal In Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28685025) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM Author: Burgundy Offensive Menage Mad-dog Skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29708257) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM Author: Vigorous crystalline business firm tattoo chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251327) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM Author: cocky apoplectic hominid halford Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251339) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM Author: Passionate double fault I like this idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251366) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM Author: Milky Community Account Personal Credit Line killself you beta faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251377) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM Author: Passionate double fault Rude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251380) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM Author: Blue aromatic scourge upon the earth ladyboy Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251429) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM Author: Mind-boggling Dilemma this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251432) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM Author: Passionate double fault She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251452) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM Author: Mind-boggling Dilemma shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM Author: Passionate double fault My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.
It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM Author: Excitant address knife you know what, that doesn't matter either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251549) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM Author: Passionate double fault (Azn HR cunt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251592) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM Author: misanthropic sandwich jfc what a bitch
at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM Author: Passionate double fault lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251672) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM Author: Swashbuckling Famous Landscape Painting Cumskin all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251444) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM Author: Autistic crackhouse Take her food out of the fridge next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251612) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM Author: Passionate double fault Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"
It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM Author: indigo property I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251633) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM Author: Passionate double fault Apparently not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251639) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM Author: aqua insane sanctuary travel guidebook doesn't matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251646) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM Author: cocky apoplectic hominid halford https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251715) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM Author: Passionate double fault 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28251719) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM Author: Passionate double fault Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.
I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).
Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.
So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow. |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM Author: shaky clown All this because of a bagel? You have issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294730) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM Author: Passionate double fault A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294935) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM Author: electric ratface half-breed it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294975) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM Author: Slimy submissive messiness no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294997) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM Author: Passionate double fault It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2
Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more. |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM Author: Mind-boggling Dilemma credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294742) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM Author: Talented codepig parlour i just remembered why I retired. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294748) |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM Author: Purple trust fund let it go bro
dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on |
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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM Author: Passionate double fault Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28294953) |
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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM Author: Passionate double fault We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28300011) |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM Author: Sepia vibrant kitty cat Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM Author: transparent curious circlehead This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.
Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption? |
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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM Author: Passionate double fault You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28634958) |
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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM Author: multi-colored low-t heaven This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28652958) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM Author: hyperactive den Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28668887) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM Author: Charismatic rose filthpig fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28685041) |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM Author: erotic ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#28668854) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM Author: Passionate double fault Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.
"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."
Fucking bullshit. |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM Author: exciting violent corner This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707126) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM Author: Passionate double fault She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707168) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM Author: Amber Nibblets Pit This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707232) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Passionate double fault (Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707313) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Amber Nibblets Pit You're a lawyer, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29707316) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM Author: Passionate double fault Maybe. Why do you ask? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29708245) |
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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM Author: Passionate double fault New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29708261) |
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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM Author: Flushed national 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#29711669) |
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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM Author: exhilarant immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#30475619) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM Author: exhilarant immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228820) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Passionate double fault I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228848) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM Author: exhilarant immigrant ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228850) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM Author: Passionate double fault ITS YOU! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228857) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM Author: exhilarant immigrant I'm chandler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228863) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM Author: Passionate double fault I know, faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228864) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM Author: big theater So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228926) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM Author: Passionate double fault Long story, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228934) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM Author: big theater I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31228950) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM Author: maroon temple trump supporter He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#31229014) |
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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM Author: Passionate double fault I remember this like it was yesterday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2).#32450283) |
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