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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
frozen painfully honest stain partner
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
frozen painfully honest stain partner
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
frozen painfully honest stain partner
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
cream hissy fit organic girlfriend
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
frozen painfully honest stain partner
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
cream hissy fit organic girlfriend
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and ...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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180 the gorgon
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lmao. Please link if you can
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: frozen painfully honest stain partner

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling crystalline church goal in life

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen digit ratio

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Stirring plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling doctorate whorehouse



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Exciting meetinghouse prole

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Exciting meetinghouse prole

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Tan pozpig



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Supple plum nibblets corner

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: frozen painfully honest stain partner

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Supple plum nibblets corner

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: frozen painfully honest stain partner

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Pearly Site Mother



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: cream hissy fit organic girlfriend

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Massive Ceo

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: frozen painfully honest stain partner

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: cream hissy fit organic girlfriend

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: frozen painfully honest stain partner

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: cream hissy fit organic girlfriend

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen digit ratio

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Tan pozpig



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: free-loading pistol institution

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Irate drab mental disorder shrine

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Sienna pisswyrm

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling crystalline church goal in life

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Irate drab mental disorder shrine



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: slate demanding codepig rigpig

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling crystalline church goal in life

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: frozen painfully honest stain partner

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: translucent nubile principal's office



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: bisexual fanboi depressive

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Cheese-eating rigor native

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: boyish awkward sweet tailpipe heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: azure senate therapy

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: cream hissy fit organic girlfriend

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen digit ratio

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: frozen painfully honest stain partner

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen digit ratio

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: azure senate therapy

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: frozen painfully honest stain partner

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: azure senate therapy

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Cheese-eating rigor native

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen digit ratio

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: azure senate therapy

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen digit ratio

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen digit ratio

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Henna Adventurous Idiot Chad

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: azure senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen digit ratio

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: seedy shimmering boltzmann locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: seedy shimmering boltzmann locale



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Mint school tattoo



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Brass marvelous place of business crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Supple plum nibblets corner



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Offensive saffron orchestra pit



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: low-t laughsome hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Hilarious library

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Irate drab mental disorder shrine

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: azure senate therapy



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: cracking talking hominid locus



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Mustard concupiscible market coldplay fan



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: autistic gas station



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Bespoke Impressive Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: cyan theatre



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: odious police squad forum



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Bespoke Impressive Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: cerebral metal deer antler toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: cerebral metal deer antler toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Arousing Corn Cake

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: boyish awkward sweet tailpipe heaven



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: alcoholic personal credit line



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Henna Adventurous Idiot Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Opaque Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Hilarious library

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: anal glassy coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: cerebral metal deer antler toaster

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Mauve hyperactive school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen digit ratio

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: yellow nudist stage

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen digit ratio

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: fragrant kitchen digit ratio

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Histrionic jew

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: azure senate therapy

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Henna Adventurous Idiot Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Hilarious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Deranged pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: passionate grizzly area foreskin

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Jet point

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle drunken field

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: cream hissy fit organic girlfriend

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Contagious jewess church building

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Titillating multi-billionaire

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: azure senate therapy

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Stirring plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Primrose Potus Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: gay slap-happy blood rage

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Thirsty 180 garrison old irish cottage

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Vigorous associate gunner

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: cream hissy fit organic girlfriend

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Vigorous associate gunner

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: gay slap-happy blood rage

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed green scourge upon the earth

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Tan pozpig



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone geriatric sex offender

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Hilarious library

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Ultramarine Misanthropic Cuck

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Appetizing knife theater



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Wild Motley Ape Business Firm

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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: topaz range circlehead



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Dun floppy international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Exciting meetinghouse prole

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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy wonderful toilet seat



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Brass marvelous place of business crackhouse



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant Sneaky Criminal



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy wonderful toilet seat



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Brass marvelous place of business crackhouse



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: multi-colored lemon theater stage jap

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Brass marvelous place of business crackhouse



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Titillating multi-billionaire



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Haunting resort reading party

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: seedy shimmering boltzmann locale



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: khaki electric furnace university

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: khaki electric furnace university



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: aquamarine curious windowlicker



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Stirring plaza



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Brass marvelous place of business crackhouse



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Glittery tank menage



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Mint school tattoo



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: coral bearded tanning salon patrolman

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac box office half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: rough-skinned diverse telephone abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: coral bearded tanning salon patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: coral bearded tanning salon patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Indigo queen of the night alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac box office half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: slippery splenetic stage

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: frozen painfully honest stain partner

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Walnut startled skinny woman



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: onyx turdskin lay

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: spectacular karate public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: seedy shimmering boltzmann locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: seedy shimmering boltzmann locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Mint school tattoo

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Titillating multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: effete disgusting faggotry state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: orange aromatic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Gold frum property

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: seedy shimmering boltzmann locale

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Fighting Den Background Story

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: puce electric giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Brass marvelous place of business crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Brass marvelous place of business crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: puce electric giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Hideous station

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: submissive boistinker



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Heady Trailer Park Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Disrespectful vivacious hunting ground sanctuary



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Glittery tank menage

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Galvanic dilemma dingle berry

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: puce electric giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: comical useless sound barrier ticket booth



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Brass marvelous place of business crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: comical useless sound barrier ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Wild Motley Ape Business Firm

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: bipolar elastic band

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Poppy stimulating dopamine temple

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Bespoke Impressive Step-uncle's House



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Brindle Pea-brained Office Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Poppy stimulating dopamine temple

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Brindle Pea-brained Office Trust Fund

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Poppy stimulating dopamine temple

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Poppy stimulating dopamine temple

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: spectacular karate public bath



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: bateful obsidian casino



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Brass marvelous place of business crackhouse



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: violet space



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: hairless parlour feces

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: cyan theatre

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Bistre Stag Film Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: orange aromatic house



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: mildly autistic big parlor

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: hot base double fault



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring selfie preventive strike

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac box office half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz cocky water buffalo yarmulke

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: pungent home

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling doctorate whorehouse

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: orange aromatic house

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2).#49363699)