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ITT We come up with striver job titles/descriptions contrast w/ the real jerb

Example: Brand Ambassador (whoring products on Instagram)...
free-loading glittery athletic conference dysfunction
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Translucent insane associate electric furnace
  01/27/18
lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)
brilliant queen of the night
  01/27/18
Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of...
free-loading glittery athletic conference dysfunction
  01/27/18
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Ruby Bawdyhouse Deer Antler
  01/27/18
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bright school cafeteria
  01/27/18
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dashing nofapping national
  01/27/18
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jade splenetic kitty principal's office
  01/27/18
Product owner (lower upper middle manager)
insanely creepy stead
  01/27/18
Legal Ninja (huge faggot)
free-loading glittery athletic conference dysfunction
  01/27/18
HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quo...
dashing nofapping national
  01/27/18
Contributing Editor (blogging intern)
insanely creepy stead
  01/27/18
General Counsel You are in fact not a general.
bright school cafeteria
  01/27/18
Program Specialist (data entry clerk)
insanely creepy stead
  01/27/18
Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly ...
Appetizing Mentally Impaired Parlour
  01/27/18
Articling student (temporary slave labourer)
Translucent insane associate electric furnace
  01/27/18
Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)
insanely creepy stead
  01/27/18
Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)
Translucent insane associate electric furnace
  01/27/18
Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)
Talking mental disorder indian lodge
  01/27/18
Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers w...
free-loading glittery athletic conference dysfunction
  01/27/18
Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)
dashing nofapping national
  01/27/18
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free-loading glittery athletic conference dysfunction
  08/12/24
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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: free-loading glittery athletic conference dysfunction

Example:

Brand Ambassador (whoring products on Instagram)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252234)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Translucent insane associate electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252455)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: brilliant queen of the night

lawyer (fag who should have learned coding)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252243)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: free-loading glittery athletic conference dysfunction

Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion (duties consist of being a black woman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252244)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Ruby Bawdyhouse Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252255)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: bright school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252360)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: dashing nofapping national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252378)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: jade splenetic kitty principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252483)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: insanely creepy stead

Product owner (lower upper middle manager)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252253)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: free-loading glittery athletic conference dysfunction

Legal Ninja (huge faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252306)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: dashing nofapping national

HR coordinator (warm body to up your company's diversity quotient)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252320)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: insanely creepy stead

Contributing Editor (blogging intern)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252346)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: bright school cafeteria

General Counsel

You are in fact not a general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252376)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: insanely creepy stead

Program Specialist (data entry clerk)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252453)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Appetizing Mentally Impaired Parlour

Program Associate (glorified intern who brings the potbelly sandwiches to luncheons)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252464)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Translucent insane associate electric furnace

Articling student (temporary slave labourer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252468)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: insanely creepy stead

Thought Leader (LinkedIn poster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252470)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Translucent insane associate electric furnace

Of counsel (guy renting office space in your building)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252480)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Talking mental disorder indian lodge

Consultant / Small Business Owner (unemployed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252481)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: free-loading glittery athletic conference dysfunction

Product Manager (duties include checking in with engineers who are doing the work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252499)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: dashing nofapping national

Blockchain entrepreneur (owns .2 BTC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#35252532)



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Date: August 12th, 2024 1:06 PM
Author: free-loading glittery athletic conference dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#47956914)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: \'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3872834&forum_id=2).#49168067)