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Hypo: 1M to be locked in abandoned mall w two hungry big cats

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the o...
metal fighting clown shrine
  04/06/18
EDIT: nm
Nighttime Stirring Half-breed Hall
  11/28/21
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dark black woman selfie
  09/02/24
I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with o...
tantric electric headpube
  04/06/18
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Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  03/26/26
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Crimson low-t space candlestick maker
  04/06/18
If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats...
tantric electric headpube
  04/06/18
Big cats love snacks.
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
everyone loves snacks
Trip Coldplay Fan Business Firm
  04/07/18
this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT
metal fighting clown shrine
  04/06/18
...
Crimson low-t space candlestick maker
  04/06/18
a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end
metal fighting clown shrine
  04/06/18
...
Crimson low-t space candlestick maker
  04/06/18
this pleases me much to read
Supple zippy crotch shitlib
  04/06/18
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Crimson low-t space candlestick maker
  04/08/18
sprinted past an albino liger to poast this
Sticky Ticket Booth
  04/08/18
(guy who played Alien: Isolation)
Slippery plaza legend
  04/06/18
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Crimson low-t space candlestick maker
  04/06/18
where is the food court? is there a spencer's gifts?
pearl narrow-minded keepsake machete lay
  04/06/18
Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit
metal fighting clown shrine
  04/06/18
Shit.
pearl narrow-minded keepsake machete lay
  04/06/18
I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of ...
talented stage
  04/06/18
I think it's much closer to 0%.
unholy carnelian school
  04/06/18
Wtf are you impostering me for
Galvanic chestnut address toilet seat
  04/06/18
whoa
unholy carnelian school
  04/06/18
...
Galvanic chestnut address toilet seat
  04/06/18
It’s a homage. What color are you?
talented stage
  04/06/18
Midnight blue
Galvanic chestnut address toilet seat
  04/07/18
...
aromatic deep nowag
  04/06/18
...
talented stage
  04/06/18
...
Know-it-all Crystalline Stock Car Indian Lodge
  04/06/18
...
Galvanic chestnut address toilet seat
  04/08/18
I'd do it.
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting G...
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
...
Crimson low-t space candlestick maker
  04/06/18
No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway. *suits up Doom ...
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
...
Crimson low-t space candlestick maker
  04/06/18
Here, kitty, kitty.
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segwa...
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they d...
metal fighting clown shrine
  04/06/18
There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described...
unholy carnelian school
  04/06/18
seems not that difficult
Flesh Passionate School Cafeteria
  04/06/18
...
Green ladyboy
  04/07/18
I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper I...
Wonderful Slate Hospital Water Buffalo
  04/06/18
but where will I get the $1MM?
Concupiscible mentally impaired potus trailer park
  04/06/18
Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Jus...
Rebellious brunch karate
  04/06/18
lol what
Godawful laughsome theater stage
  04/06/18
Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?
Rebellious brunch karate
  04/06/18
Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally ...
Godawful laughsome theater stage
  04/06/18
jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws no match for pumo
bossy bespoke new version idiot
  04/06/18
that's a leopard
aromatic deep nowag
  04/06/18
Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard? A ...
bossy bespoke new version idiot
  04/06/18
...
Henna tanning salon
  04/06/18
sign me up
fragrant haunted graveyard area
  04/06/18
*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self* *makes ...
fuchsia big theatre
  04/06/18
...
fragrant haunted graveyard area
  04/06/18
...
Submissive friendly grandma house
  04/06/18
...
confused pit
  04/06/18
this made me spit my coffee out at work
Yellow lascivious center
  04/06/18
ty
fuchsia big theatre
  04/06/18
Why do people lie about spit-takes?
H-Value
  03/26/26
...
Drab stimulating office mad cow disease
  04/06/18
...
high-end striped hyena crackhouse
  04/07/18
*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr
Sticky Ticket Booth
  04/08/18
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Offensive indirect expression
  04/08/18
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Abusive Provocative Sanctuary
  11/27/21
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high-end striped hyena crackhouse
  11/13/24
...
Hairraiser ratface mother
  10/16/25
odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, l...
Marvelous senate
  04/06/18
A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol
Godawful laughsome theater stage
  04/06/18
seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but...
Marvelous senate
  04/06/18
Denver is not midwest
Henna tanning salon
  04/06/18
(denverite)
Supple zippy crotch shitlib
  04/06/18
Lmao, ur retard.
talented stage
  04/07/18
the biggest idiot here hands down
burgundy university psychic
  04/07/18
sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle...
Marvelous senate
  04/07/18
i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb
Flesh Passionate School Cafeteria
  04/06/18
lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw
Supple zippy crotch shitlib
  04/06/18
...
Crimson low-t space candlestick maker
  04/08/18
Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?
Sexy beady-eyed cruise ship
  04/06/18
I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins a...
rusted hyperventilating fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
...
Submissive friendly grandma house
  04/06/18
...
salmon national security agency associate
  04/06/18
Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your m...
Yellow lascivious center
  04/06/18
It would actually be easier because I could grab everything ...
rusted hyperventilating fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
criminally underrated.
Mauve Curious Menage
  10/16/25
...
Disgusting Turdskin
  04/06/18
Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking...
dashing home
  04/07/18
what are the dildos for again
Trip Coldplay Fan Business Firm
  04/07/18
?
diverse glassy dog poop
  11/27/21
I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.
Black Foreskin Parlour
  10/23/18
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Abusive Provocative Sanctuary
  11/27/21
...
white personal credit line step-uncle's house
  11/27/21
lol
metal fighting clown shrine
  11/27/21
...
salmon national security agency associate
  11/27/21
...
tantric electric headpube
  11/27/21
...
Magenta comical parlor boistinker
  10/16/25
Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across...
Submissive friendly grandma house
  04/06/18
This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park
Balding soul-stirring organic girlfriend
  04/06/18
Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?
rusted hyperventilating fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body w...
rusted hyperventilating fortuitous meteor
  04/06/18
Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&...
unholy carnelian school
  04/06/18
underrated
Motley locus boiling water
  04/07/18
Oh, what "kings of the jungle."
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
cr plan
fragrant haunted graveyard area
  04/06/18
...
Sticky Ticket Booth
  04/07/18
Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing...
Floppy Skinny Woman Kitty
  04/06/18
op must really have it in for big cats
Marvelous senate
  04/06/18
Does the mall have a sporting goods store?
histrionic spruce immigrant
  04/06/18
...
very tactful hell doctorate
  04/06/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&foru...
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
mind reader, are you a gremlin
very tactful hell doctorate
  04/06/18
good thread would play again
Henna tanning salon
  04/06/18
dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...
Charismatic Cowardly Heaven
  04/06/18
*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
Cats are cats. Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and ...
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put ...
Supple zippy crotch shitlib
  04/06/18
Could work. I had a similar idea. http://www.xoxohth.com/...
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself ...
adventurous sienna theater
  04/06/18
There's a reason we rule this rock.
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the au...
Supple zippy crotch shitlib
  04/06/18
A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these a...
adventurous sienna theater
  04/06/18
bloodacre could go for a year
Floppy Skinny Woman Kitty
  04/07/18
*Cats frolic in mall fountain*
Motley locus boiling water
  04/07/18
Or shits in it. https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s
brass bipolar puppy
  04/07/18
Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats ...
Irate set
  04/06/18
Race car would be perfect!
talented stage
  04/07/18
Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised...
Cocky turquoise field
  04/06/18
I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"
Drab stimulating office mad cow disease
  04/06/18
is there an adopt a pet at this mall
Supple zippy crotch shitlib
  04/06/18
Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox....
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
Clever
adventurous sienna theater
  04/06/18
Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over w...
talented stage
  04/07/18
*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*
brass bipolar puppy
  04/06/18
First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:...
bat shit crazy boyish useless brakes corn cake
  04/07/18
/thread
talented stage
  04/07/18
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Trip Coldplay Fan Business Firm
  11/27/21
...
Abusive Provocative Sanctuary
  11/27/21
Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them h...
talented stage
  04/07/18
Two words: Quad-Copter
talented stage
  04/07/18
yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Wo...
cracking sex offender
  04/07/18
Fantastic thread
180 Abode Circlehead
  04/07/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ
deranged toaster messiness
  04/08/18
id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while c...
puce anal mental disorder
  04/08/18
What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could ...
ebony trump supporter
  04/08/18
...
Yellow lascivious center
  10/23/18
I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Ho...
Black Foreskin Parlour
  10/23/18
Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder w...
very tactful hell doctorate
  10/23/18
Same
Yellow lascivious center
  10/23/18
I haven't been to a mall in years now reading through thi...
fishy brethren
  10/23/18
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gay irradiated property
  11/27/21
...
Smoky Range
  11/27/21
...
metal fighting clown shrine
  11/27/21
"big cats" in the title always cracks me up
Trip Coldplay Fan Business Firm
  11/27/21
Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it&rsquo...
hateful bateful halford
  11/27/21
How the fuck is this even a question? "a random hung...
tantric electric headpube
  11/27/21
I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be r...
hateful bateful halford
  11/28/21
FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats ...
gay irradiated property
  11/27/21
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Crawly station
  11/27/21
Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours ...
Nighttime Stirring Half-breed Hall
  11/28/21
They could just drink out of the toilets
Appetizing chapel party of the first part
  11/13/24
okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.
Mauve Curious Menage
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dark black woman selfie
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peach piazza community account
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tantric electric headpube
  10/16/25
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  03/26/26
Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but ma...
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  03/26/26
big cats tp
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  03/26/26


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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: metal fighting clown shrine

You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the other end. The mall has two levels and a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle. Mall systems are running as if it were a normal day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780217)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:12 AM
Author: Nighttime Stirring Half-breed Hall

EDIT: nm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#43520528)



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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: dark black woman selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#48040797)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: tantric electric headpube

I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with one big cat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780225)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#49772691)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Crimson low-t space candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780233)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: tantric electric headpube

If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats some nice pretzel dogs, fill them up, and walk out the other side at your leisure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780240)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

Big cats love snacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780282)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:54 PM
Author: Trip Coldplay Fan Business Firm

everyone loves snacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35789344)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: metal fighting clown shrine

this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780246)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Crimson low-t space candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780279)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: metal fighting clown shrine

a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780299)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Crimson low-t space candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780327)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Supple zippy crotch shitlib

this pleases me much to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783591)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:22 AM
Author: Crimson low-t space candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35790030)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:41 AM
Author: Sticky Ticket Booth

sprinted past an albino liger to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35790067)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Slippery plaza legend

(guy who played Alien: Isolation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781760)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Crimson low-t space candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783439)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: pearl narrow-minded keepsake machete lay

where is the food court?

is there a spencer's gifts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780247)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: metal fighting clown shrine

Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780263)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: pearl narrow-minded keepsake machete lay

Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780408)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: talented stage

I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of success at 35 percent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780266)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: unholy carnelian school

I think it's much closer to 0%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780287)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: Galvanic chestnut address toilet seat

Wtf are you impostering me for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780318)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: unholy carnelian school

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780332)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Galvanic chestnut address toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780382)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: talented stage

It’s a homage. What color are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781077)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Galvanic chestnut address toilet seat

Midnight blue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35784393)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: aromatic deep nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781424)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: talented stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35782144)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Know-it-all Crystalline Stock Car Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783719)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:18 AM
Author: Galvanic chestnut address toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35790021)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780272)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

*loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting Goods*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780311)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Crimson low-t space candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780345)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway.

*suits up Doom style with Craftsman chainsaw*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780404)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Crimson low-t space candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780511)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

Here, kitty, kitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780990)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

*charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segway*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781044)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: metal fighting clown shrine

there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they don't sell guns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780359)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: unholy carnelian school

There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described in OP.

If they were asleep you might be able to make it, but they'd probably want to play (roughly). They're very curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780315)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Flesh Passionate School Cafeteria

seems not that difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780325)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:40 PM
Author: Green ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35788159)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Wonderful Slate Hospital Water Buffalo

I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper Image store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780347)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible mentally impaired potus trailer park

but where will I get the $1MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780372)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Rebellious brunch karate

Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Just avoid the tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780410)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome theater stage

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780457)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Rebellious brunch karate

Do you know what a jaguar the animal is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780462)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome theater stage

Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally in the range of 56–96 kg (123–212 lb). Larger males have been recorded to weigh as much as 158 kg (348 lb)

This could absolutely fuck a grown man up, are you insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780497)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: bossy bespoke new version idiot

jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws

no match for pumo

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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: aromatic deep nowag

that's a leopard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781435)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: bossy bespoke new version idiot

Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard?

A jaguar. Besides being larger than a leopard, they have the strongest bite force of any big cat, including tigers and lions. They regularly kill crocs, which leopards don’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781751)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Henna tanning salon



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: fragrant haunted graveyard area

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780467)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: fuchsia big theatre

*rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self*

*makes lots of noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780505)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: fragrant haunted graveyard area



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Submissive friendly grandma house



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: confused pit



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: Yellow lascivious center

this made me spit my coffee out at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781049)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: fuchsia big theatre

ty

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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: H-Value

Why do people lie about spit-takes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#49772708)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Drab stimulating office mad cow disease



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: high-end striped hyena crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35786732)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:11 AM
Author: Sticky Ticket Booth

*spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35789407)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:27 AM
Author: Offensive indirect expression



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: Abusive Provocative Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#43520021)



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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: high-end striped hyena crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#48332322)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser ratface mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#49353512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Marvelous senate

odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, lion/tiger, or double tiger

ur avg 6'4 230 lb xo po would stunt on bobcats cheetahs leopards and cougars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780512)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome theater stage

A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780523)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Marvelous senate

seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but pluckiest member of the big cat family

what next, denver isn't in the midwest because it isn't mid enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781076)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Henna tanning salon

Denver is not midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781125)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: Supple zippy crotch shitlib

(denverite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783613)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: talented stage

Lmao, ur retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35786898)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: burgundy university psychic

the biggest idiot here hands down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35786916)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Marvelous senate

sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle part of the western united states or western part of the middle of the united states, by any definition it's midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35788046)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Flesh Passionate School Cafeteria

i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780525)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: Supple zippy crotch shitlib

lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783618)



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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Crimson low-t space candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35790029)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Sexy beady-eyed cruise ship

Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780535)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: rusted hyperventilating fortuitous meteor

I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins and tie them all to a clothing rack side-to-side. Ideally these would span the width of the mall hallways. I'd dress them all up in drag gear with huge dildos glued over their bodies, and use shoelaces to tie my hands and feet to the hands and feet of the mannequins so I could control them like puppets. I'd then sneak out to the Sears and get 8-10 table saws and about 400 feet of extension cord and a surge protector. I'd duct tape the power saws to their hands, connect them to the surge protector, and plug it in. I would then walk with the mannequins through the mall, making synchronized slashing motions with the table saws, obliterating any "cats" in our way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780596)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Submissive friendly grandma house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780600)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: salmon national security agency associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780747)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Yellow lascivious center

Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your mannequin murder rape machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781086)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: rusted hyperventilating fortuitous meteor

It would actually be easier because I could grab everything at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781290)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Mauve Curious Menage

criminally underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#49353472)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Disgusting Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781473)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: dashing home

Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking your mannequin orgy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35784788)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: Trip Coldplay Fan Business Firm

what are the dildos for again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35789357)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:58 PM
Author: diverse glassy dog poop

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#43520450)



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Black Foreskin Parlour

I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#37080416)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: Abusive Provocative Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#43520026)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:52 PM
Author: white personal credit line step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#43520083)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: metal fighting clown shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#43520114)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:37 PM
Author: salmon national security agency associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#43520345)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:38 PM
Author: tantric electric headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#43520347)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Magenta comical parlor boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#49353503)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Submissive friendly grandma house

Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780604)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Balding soul-stirring organic girlfriend

This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780606)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: rusted hyperventilating fortuitous meteor

Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780682)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: rusted hyperventilating fortuitous meteor

Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body works and run through the mall squirting it on the floor and laughing as they slip and tumble over each other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780704)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: unholy carnelian school

Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&B?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780750)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Motley locus boiling water

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35786762)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

Oh, what "kings of the jungle."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781007)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: fragrant haunted graveyard area

cr plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781009)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Sticky Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35784429)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Floppy Skinny Woman Kitty

Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing one and leaving the other heavily wounded but well fed? Why would I pay 1m for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780720)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Marvelous senate

op must really have it in for big cats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781054)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: histrionic spruce immigrant

Does the mall have a sporting goods store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780732)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: very tactful hell doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783515)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783639)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: very tactful hell doctorate

mind reader, are you a gremlin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783718)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Henna tanning salon

good thread would play again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780743)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Charismatic Cowardly Heaven

dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35780844)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

*releases pet store chihuahua diversion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781083)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

Cats are cats.

Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and some meat from the food court, and they'll probably have dinner and curl up for a nap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781100)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM
Author: Supple zippy crotch shitlib

why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put it on top of yourself and then just inch along the floor, protected by possibly five mattresses resting on top of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783637)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

Could work. I had a similar idea.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783652)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: adventurous sienna theater

Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself inaccessible to a cat (by closing doors, building a barrier, w/e). Ideally, have bottled water nearby.

Wait for cats to die of hunger/thirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781443)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

There's a reason we rule this rock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783421)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Supple zippy crotch shitlib

a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the auntie anne's and marble slab yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783675)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: adventurous sienna theater

A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these are "hungry" cats so I assume they're at least a few days into NOFOOD already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783697)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Floppy Skinny Woman Kitty

bloodacre could go for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35784433)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Motley locus boiling water

*Cats frolic in mall fountain*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35786769)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

Or shits in it.

https://youtu.be/YmZonrhC4pw?t=10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35786846)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Irate set

Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats would go apeshit for those kooky gadgets they sell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781444)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: talented stage

Race car would be perfect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35786861)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Cocky turquoise field

Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised with marble floors??

Surely pumped up on adrenaline, donning Howie Long’s slip on sketchers and running about 19mph you should be able to out maneuver them for lack of traction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35781464)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Drab stimulating office mad cow disease

I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783447)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Supple zippy crotch shitlib

is there an adopt a pet at this mall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783594)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:30 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox.moe/ka5k9k.jpg

Cover it with a sheet that has a view port cut out of it.

Then turtle your way to the other end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783631)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: adventurous sienna theater

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783681)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: talented stage

Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over when they smell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35786868)



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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: brass bipolar puppy

*hops in Tesla, drives to other end*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2).#35783677)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: bat shit crazy boyish useless brakes corn cake

First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/nike-mens-air-max-more-running-sneakers-from-finish-line?ID=4915978&CategoryID=63266#fn=BRAND%3DNike%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D256%26ruleId%3D28%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D1

There are two floors in Macy's and escalators inside the store. Kinda like this but with 2 floors:

https://www.thesomersetcollection.com/retailers/macys/

I get my bearings, up and down. I figure a big cat doesn't know how to ride an escalator--especially the wrong way up. I stack some mannequins by the landing so I can throw in its path up the escalator if it comes to that.

There is a home goods store with big kitchen knives. I grab a couple of pointy 6" ones like this

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/j.a.-henckels-international-classic-chefs-knife-6?ID=807203&CategoryID=31760#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D347%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20ATTRIBUTE%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D60

I need a warning system to alert me to the cats' presence. I want to know where they are before I make a move--if I can help it. I bet I can move a bunch of light chairs and stools from the makeup section (supplemented by some shelving or something) to create a barrier of sorts in front of each entrance that will won't stop a determined cat but will make enough racket to give me warning to flee up or down.

I'll figure out how to raise and lower the evening security gate and close it down and get some sleep.

I think my next play is to move my barriers outward, clearing safe space several stores down. Same idea with a warning detector. I probably can lower the security gates to 3" off the floor, drape some sheets over it to the floor and block most of the open clearance with some tables or stacked mattresses. Just to confuse the cat enough to let me get through and then up or down and out. I know I can slip through my designated opening and if chased head up or down and slip out the other entrance in the same way. I leave some mattresses outside the gate for shutting the cat inside.

But if that happens, then it's a surprise and I'm out in the open with 1 cat to go. So I'm careful at first. I want to see it coming.

I think I like the idea of being on the top floor and baiting them downstairs. The food court is too far so I need to get them downstairs in my section. I have all kinds of scented shit, gift baskets, cupcake batter. So I definitely have some type of food bait, but who knows if they cats haven't found the same kind of shit in the mall. But this is perfect:

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/stonewall-kitchen-original-pancake-waffle-mix?ID=4229371&CategoryID=45859#fn=GOURMET_FOOD_TYPE%3DFood%26SIZE%3D%26sp%3D1%26spc%3D2%26ruleId%3D78%7CBOOST%20SAVED%20SET%26searchPass%3DmatchNone%26slotId%3D2

I decide to be ironic and lather copies amounts of wet pancake batter around a mannequins's ken doll nullo and hang dripping from the second store to about 5' off the ground downstairs. As far down as to the first atrium I can comfortably get. I tie some jingle bells or glasses or whatever i can scrounge up around to make a warning sound.

I set up a couple more.

If I can put eyes on 2 cats at once downstairs, I run to freedom in my Nike Air's. That's my plan.



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: talented stage

/thread

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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:30 PM
Author: Trip Coldplay Fan Business Firm



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Abusive Provocative Sanctuary



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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: talented stage

Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them hauling ass to the other side.

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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: talented stage

Two words: Quad-Copter

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Date: April 7th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: cracking sex offender

yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Would take some patience and resourcefulness.

That said, I once worked in a mall, so I'm cocky.

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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: 180 Abode Circlehead

Fantastic thread

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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: deranged toaster messiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ

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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:26 AM
Author: puce anal mental disorder

id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while catdoods are catnipin'

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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: ebony trump supporter

What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could just sneak by

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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Yellow lascivious center



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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Black Foreskin Parlour

I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Hot Dog on a Stick and gorge myself until the Tigers get me. I don't really want to live anymore and I also love Hot Dog on a Stick, so this hypo works well for me.

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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM
Author: very tactful hell doctorate

Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder ways to evade two hypothetical big cats within it

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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Yellow lascivious center

Same

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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: fishy brethren

I haven't been to a mall in years

now reading through this 180 thread, I am reconsidering

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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:32 PM
Author: gay irradiated property



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: Smoky Range



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: metal fighting clown shrine



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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Trip Coldplay Fan Business Firm

"big cats" in the title always cracks me up

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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: hateful bateful halford

Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it’s leopards, cheetahs, mountain lions, and/or Jaguars. Cheetahs have a very specific fixed action pattern that is easy to avoid triggering, and the remainder are primarily ambush predators. Lions (especially male) and tigers would be tough as shit though. Hopefully one of the nearby stores has laser pointers.

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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:34 PM
Author: tantric electric headpube

How the fuck is this even a question?

"a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle"

Random. Raaaaaaaaaaandom. RANDOM. No, you don't get to choose the cats, because that's literally the opposite of random.

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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:04 AM
Author: hateful bateful halford

I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be random if it was Darnell the lion or Jacqueline the lioness.

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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: gay irradiated property

FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats for $1mm.

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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:03 PM
Author: Crawly station



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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:09 AM
Author: Nighttime Stirring Half-breed Hall

Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours and wait for the cats to die of thirst.

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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Appetizing chapel party of the first part

They could just drink out of the toilets

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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Mauve Curious Menage

okay, then wait for them to die of hep c.

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:21 PM
Author: dark black woman selfie



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: peach piazza community account



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: tantric electric headpube



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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp

Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but malls all have hallways that run all over the place that are for employees only that would be well out of the way of BIGCAT. You get in one, you cop dat service ladder, and you travel through the ceiling.

It's how you know this site is populated with losers who've never worked an honest day in their lives.

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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

big cats tp

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