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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
topaz arousing sex offender den
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Dashing canary water buffalo
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Racy partner
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
topaz arousing sex offender den
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Duck-like Silver Stage Ape
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
topaz arousing sex offender den
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Duck-like Silver Stage Ape
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
topaz arousing sex offender den
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Duck-like Silver Stage Ape
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
azure violent site
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Racy partner
  08/09/18
Dachshund
topaz arousing sex offender den
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Racy partner
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Maize Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
topaz arousing sex offender den
  08/09/18
Same.
Brass Contagious New Version
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Supple Boistinker
  08/09/18
...
Infuriating Adventurous Locus Puppy
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
slate judgmental mad cow disease alpha
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
topaz arousing sex offender den
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
slate judgmental mad cow disease alpha
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Khaki Abusive Corner Turdskin
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Ultramarine prole
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
Infuriating Adventurous Locus Puppy
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Excitant theater stage generalized bond
  08/09/18
...
cyan deer antler space
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
laughsome jade address
  08/09/18
stfu gook
red spectacular azn
  08/09/18
...
cyan deer antler space
  08/09/18
Cr
vigorous plum institution
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
laughsome jade address
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Charcoal indian lodge crotch
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
Brass Contagious New Version
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
salmon floppy dopamine
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
maroon thriller whorehouse trump supporter
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Nubile 180 kitchen
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
comical turquoise hominid
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
violet chapel toilet seat
  08/09/18
Sick
topaz arousing sex offender den
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Pearly Bearded Legal Warrant Mental Disorder
  08/09/18
...
Milky Mind-boggling Regret Ceo
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
up-to-no-good puce principal's office
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Charcoal indian lodge crotch
  08/09/18
...
Vibrant Self-centered Step-uncle's House Rigor
  08/09/18
...
Ivory Library
  08/09/18
...
learning disabled offensive antidepressant drug sneaky criminal
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
Wonderful fanboi
  08/09/18
...
Slippery Coldplay Fan Round Eye
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
laughsome jade address
  08/09/18
interesting
Ivory Library
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
topaz arousing sex offender den
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
Emerald Filthy Cumskin
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Excitant theater stage generalized bond
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: topaz arousing sex offender den

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Dashing canary water buffalo

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Racy partner

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: topaz arousing sex offender den

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Duck-like Silver Stage Ape

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: topaz arousing sex offender den

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Duck-like Silver Stage Ape

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: topaz arousing sex offender den

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Duck-like Silver Stage Ape

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: azure violent site

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Racy partner

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: topaz arousing sex offender den

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Racy partner

you know what to do...

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Maize Twinkling Uncleanness

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: topaz arousing sex offender den

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Brass Contagious New Version

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Supple Boistinker

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Infuriating Adventurous Locus Puppy



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: slate judgmental mad cow disease alpha

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: topaz arousing sex offender den

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: slate judgmental mad cow disease alpha

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Khaki Abusive Corner Turdskin

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine prole

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Infuriating Adventurous Locus Puppy

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Excitant theater stage generalized bond

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: cyan deer antler space



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: laughsome jade address

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: red spectacular azn

stfu gook

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: cyan deer antler space



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: vigorous plum institution

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: laughsome jade address

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Charcoal indian lodge crotch

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Brass Contagious New Version

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: salmon floppy dopamine

SUMMON: jjj

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: maroon thriller whorehouse trump supporter

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Nubile 180 kitchen

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: comical turquoise hominid

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: violet chapel toilet seat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: topaz arousing sex offender den

Sick

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Pearly Bearded Legal Warrant Mental Disorder

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Milky Mind-boggling Regret Ceo



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: up-to-no-good puce principal's office

TI, OC, TCR

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Charcoal indian lodge crotch

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Vibrant Self-centered Step-uncle's House Rigor



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Ivory Library



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: learning disabled offensive antidepressant drug sneaky criminal



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: Wonderful fanboi

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Slippery Coldplay Fan Round Eye



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: laughsome jade address

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Ivory Library

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: topaz arousing sex offender den

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Emerald Filthy Cumskin

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Excitant theater stage generalized bond

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2).#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

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