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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
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they actually all take "Apple" as their surname wh...
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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Pink marvelous dopamine menage
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
Diverse green keepsake machete
  03/07/19
“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
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  03/07/19
Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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  03/11/19
The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Dull state striped hyena

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Magical Bearded Candlestick Maker Indirect Expression

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Dull state striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: haunting exhilarant reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Motley ivory heaven

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: slap-happy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle old irish cottage



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Diverse green keepsake machete



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: violet odious prole



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: jet painfully honest office tank

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Contagious aquamarine hall goyim

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: flesh bateful mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: slap-happy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: plum meetinghouse



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: peach nubile base love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed stain whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: jet painfully honest office tank

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: flesh bateful mood

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Contagious aquamarine hall goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: blue cruel-hearted casino multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Diverse green keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: bronze station

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Translucent roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: slap-happy parlor

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: infuriating deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Translucent roommate



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: stimulating pearly filthpig

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Pink marvelous dopamine menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Diverse green keepsake machete

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Passionate Indigo Stage Digit Ratio

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Wrinkle

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Vibrant Immigrant Principal's Office

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Duck-like cordovan plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: bronze station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: stimulating pearly filthpig

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Pontificating supple theater dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: startling rigpig

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Opaque well-lubricated gunner

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Coral ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: flesh bateful mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: twisted regret potus

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet stag film mad cow disease



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: startling rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: startling rigpig

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Olive soul-stirring sneaky criminal lodge

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: arousing mewling dilemma

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: razzle mint nursing home

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: 180 pale legal warrant

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: judgmental jade mexican pit

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Pontificating supple theater dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone buck-toothed space

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: stirring sexy private investor persian

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: bronze station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: blue cruel-hearted casino multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Diverse green keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Irradiated knife market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Dull state striped hyena

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Duck-like cordovan plaza

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Deranged offensive university

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Insane shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Cracking Fishy Jew Public Bath

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Glittery Dysfunction Cruise Ship

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Pontificating supple theater dog poop

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: multi-colored location pisswyrm

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: blue cruel-hearted casino multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: razzle mint nursing home

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: stimulating pearly filthpig

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Orange low-t institution halford

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: yellow haunted graveyard

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Dull state striped hyena

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Passionate Indigo Stage Digit Ratio

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Big forum

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2).#37915994)