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emergency money
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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Odious Base Coffee Pot
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I just got one of these too FML
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How poor are you fuckers?
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
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I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
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great thread
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How are you this poor
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: zippy slate filthpig karate

OH GOD, OH-

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Big-titted scarlet area



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: white soul-stirring indian lodge ape

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: stimulating metal lay



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Sickened rambunctious juggernaut stage

MFCR alert

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Razzle abnormal faggot firefighter fortuitous meteor

Prole tell!

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Mustard galvanic mad-dog skullcap internal respiration



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Well-lubricated khaki tank locus

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: white soul-stirring indian lodge ape

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Razzle abnormal faggot firefighter fortuitous meteor

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: white soul-stirring indian lodge ape

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Odious Base Coffee Pot



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: henna lodge regret



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: henna lodge regret



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckold

You’re poor

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: wonderful point dingle berry

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Odious Base Coffee Pot



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Sickened rambunctious juggernaut stage

I just got one of these too FML

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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Mustard galvanic mad-dog skullcap internal respiration

How poor are you fuckers?

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: very tactful crackhouse

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

I make 170k with 15% bonus

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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia submissive headpube

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle circlehead space

I have like $40k in mine ljl

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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: 180 persian school

great thread

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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Big-titted scarlet area



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: 180 persian school

i love men

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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: wonderful point dingle berry

How are you this poor

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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: nofapping forum friendly grandma

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: citrine cracking parlour feces

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49111460)