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Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  07/02/19
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Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Stimulating goyim
  12/20/20
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Turquoise Impressive Library Therapy
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
insanely creepy ocher doctorate
  08/21/19
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sexy french associate
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Razzmatazz overrated giraffe
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
smoky plaza
  08/21/19
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Soul-stirring carnelian area
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Spectacular ruby abode
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
insanely creepy ocher doctorate
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
smoky plaza
  08/21/19
emergency money
insanely creepy ocher doctorate
  08/21/19
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Comical Self-absorbed Ladyboy
  09/01/19
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Ivory concupiscible mother hunting ground
  03/06/20
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Ivory concupiscible mother hunting ground
  09/10/21
You’re poor
dull glittery sound barrier athletic conference
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Histrionic umber ape lodge
  09/01/19
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Comical Self-absorbed Ladyboy
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Razzmatazz overrated giraffe
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Soul-stirring carnelian area
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Yellow Sick Native
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
diverse deer antler
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Violent Trailer Park
  09/10/21
great thread
hateful charismatic blood rage kitty
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  04/10/23
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Turquoise Impressive Library Therapy
  04/10/23
i love men
hateful charismatic blood rage kitty
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Histrionic umber ape lodge
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Jet becky knife
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Stimulating goyim

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Turquoise Impressive Library Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: insanely creepy ocher doctorate

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: sexy french associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Razzmatazz overrated giraffe

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: smoky plaza

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring carnelian area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Spectacular ruby abode

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: insanely creepy ocher doctorate

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: smoky plaza

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: insanely creepy ocher doctorate

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Comical Self-absorbed Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Ivory concupiscible mother hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Ivory concupiscible mother hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: dull glittery sound barrier athletic conference

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Histrionic umber ape lodge

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Comical Self-absorbed Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz overrated giraffe

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring carnelian area

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Yellow Sick Native

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: diverse deer antler

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Violent Trailer Park

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: hateful charismatic blood rage kitty

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Turquoise Impressive Library Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: hateful charismatic blood rage kitty

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Histrionic umber ape lodge

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Jet becky knife

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Titillating Bistre Keepsake Machete

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2).#49111460)