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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
irradiated home
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
Vibrant aqua fat ankles
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
Glassy Stag Film Kitty
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
irradiated home
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
Misunderstood claret yarmulke business firm
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
irradiated home
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
Laughsome station ladyboy
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
Boyish Khaki Chad
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
irradiated home
  04/28/21
...
Indigo Nudist Wrinkle
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
Misunderstood claret yarmulke business firm
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
irradiated home
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
Trip box office
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
Vibrant aqua fat ankles
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
glittery yapping pit
  04/27/21
...
Exhilarant greedy hissy fit
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
razzmatazz party of the first part
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
Misunderstood claret yarmulke business firm
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
razzmatazz party of the first part
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
grizzly mind-boggling cruise ship
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
glittery yapping pit
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
marvelous silver theater stage gaming laptop
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
irradiated home
  04/27/21
...
carmine odious school
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
Charismatic Magenta Private Investor Native
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
irradiated home
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
Arrogant motley meetinghouse
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
irradiated home
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
Charismatic Magenta Private Investor Native
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
Laughsome station ladyboy
  08/15/22
...
Autistic coldplay fan den
  05/12/24
...
Buff potus
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
arousing sandwich
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
irradiated home
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
abusive brunch keepsake machete
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
irradiated home
  04/27/21
...
titillating corn cake
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
razzle hell
  08/15/22
...
glittery yapping pit
  08/15/22
...
irradiated home
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
lake juggernaut
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
irradiated home
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Vivacious Chocolate Parlor
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
glittery yapping pit
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
Out-of-control spruce tattoo
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
irradiated home
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Indigo Nudist Wrinkle
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
Disgusting chestnut range
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
irradiated home
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
Boyish Khaki Chad
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
marvelous silver theater stage gaming laptop
  04/28/21
lol
glittery yapping pit
  08/15/22
lol
orange naked giraffe step-uncle's house
  08/15/22
...
Startled Rose Forum
  11/02/25
...
irradiated home
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
Vibrant aqua fat ankles
  08/15/22
...
underhanded crotch
  08/15/22
...
irradiated home
  02/07/24
...
Charcoal Big Digit Ratio Dragon
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
underhanded crotch
  08/16/22
...
irradiated home
  05/12/24
We survived.
Indigo Nudist Wrinkle
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
glittery yapping pit
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
balding indecent temple people who are hurt
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
mustard diverse mad cow disease nursing home
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
shaky soul-stirring parlour
  05/12/24
...
irradiated home
  11/17/24
Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your...
chartreuse wonderful really tough guy lodge
  11/17/24
Breakfast reminder
irradiated home
  11/02/25


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: irradiated home

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Vibrant aqua fat ankles

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: Glassy Stag Film Kitty

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: irradiated home

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: Misunderstood claret yarmulke business firm

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: irradiated home

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Laughsome station ladyboy

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: Boyish Khaki Chad

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: irradiated home

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Indigo Nudist Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: Misunderstood claret yarmulke business firm

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: irradiated home

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: Trip box office

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: Vibrant aqua fat ankles

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: glittery yapping pit

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Exhilarant greedy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz party of the first part

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: Misunderstood claret yarmulke business firm

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz party of the first part

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: grizzly mind-boggling cruise ship

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: glittery yapping pit

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: marvelous silver theater stage gaming laptop

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: irradiated home

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: carmine odious school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Charismatic Magenta Private Investor Native

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: irradiated home

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: Arrogant motley meetinghouse

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: irradiated home

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Magenta Private Investor Native

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: Laughsome station ladyboy

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Autistic coldplay fan den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Buff potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: arousing sandwich

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: irradiated home

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: abusive brunch keepsake machete

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: irradiated home

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: titillating corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: razzle hell

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: glittery yapping pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: lake juggernaut

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: irradiated home

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Vivacious Chocolate Parlor

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: glittery yapping pit

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Out-of-control spruce tattoo

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: irradiated home

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Indigo Nudist Wrinkle

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Disgusting chestnut range

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: irradiated home

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: Boyish Khaki Chad

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: marvelous silver theater stage gaming laptop

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: glittery yapping pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: orange naked giraffe step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019637)



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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Startled Rose Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#49395127)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Vibrant aqua fat ankles

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: underhanded crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Charcoal Big Digit Ratio Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: underhanded crotch

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Indigo Nudist Wrinkle

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: glittery yapping pit

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: balding indecent temple people who are hurt

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: mustard diverse mad cow disease nursing home

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2).#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: shaky soul-stirring parlour

what about bk's cheesey fries

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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM
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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM
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