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Young Julius Caesar goes to study abroad fair. Semester in France.

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Zippy Dragon
  04/21/22
He didn't make it to France because he was captured by pirat...
Hairraiser carmine den nowag
  04/21/22
180
Zippy Dragon
  04/21/22
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Charismatic greedy bawdyhouse
  04/21/22
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Silver puppy stage
  04/21/22
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Magical parlor
  04/21/22
Caesar is the GOATUS POTUS
Thirsty Native
  04/21/22
sup Julius Caesar ?
High-end Resort Private Investor
  04/21/22
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Magical parlor
  04/21/22
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Magical parlor
  04/21/22
Wasn’t he gay?
Translucent Hall
  04/21/22
Did he poast?
Magical parlor
  04/22/22
I love this story but I doubt it actually happened. Sad.
sepia stimulating turdskin
  04/21/22
He probably didn’t conquer Gaul either
Heady prole
  04/21/22
After some of the shit I read here I’m not sure I beli...
sepia stimulating turdskin
  04/21/22
What’s u read here
Heady prole
  04/21/22
I won’t be able to find it but there was a thread abou...
sepia stimulating turdskin
  04/21/22
Phantom time hypothesis is 180 and Charlemagne and King Arth...
Heady prole
  04/21/22
That was just a weird Unz article and i refuse to believe it
Silver puppy stage
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Magical parlor
  04/22/22
*watches deepfake*
Zippy Dragon
  04/21/22
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Magical parlor
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Translucent Hall
  04/21/22
Based on what I know of Roman times, extremely plausible.
Unhinged regret
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Magical parlor
  04/21/22
this man might have lived the most 180 life imaginable.
Fragrant cobalt french chef
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Supple menage national security agency
  04/21/22
the best to ever play the game
judgmental stead windowlicker
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transparent business firm scourge upon the earth
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Magical parlor
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transparent business firm scourge upon the earth
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Magical parlor
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Zippy Dragon
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Date: April 21st, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: Zippy Dragon



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Date: April 21st, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser carmine den nowag

He didn't make it to France because he was captured by pirates on the way over, and acted as a total badass to them:

In 75 BCE, 25-year-old Julius Caesar was sailing the Aegean Sea when he was kidnapped by Cilician pirates. According to Plutarch, when the pirates asked for a ransom of 20 talents of silver (approximately 620 kg of silver, or $600,000 in today's silver values), Caesar laughed at their faces. They didn't know who they had captured, he said, and demanded that they ask for 50 (1550 kg of silver), because 20 talents was simply not enough.

More Money, More Problems

The pirates, of course, agreed, and Caesar sent some of his associates off to gather the silver, a task that took 38 days. Now nearly alone with the pirates—only two servants and a friend remained with him—Caesar refused to cower. Instead, he treated the pirates as if they were his subordinates. He even went so far as to demand they not talk whenever he decided to sleep. He spent most of his time with them composing and reciting poetry and writing speeches. He would then recite the works to the pirates. Caesar also played various games with the pirates and participated in their exercises, generally acting as if he wasn’t a prisoner, but rather, their leader. The pirates quickly grew to respect and like him and allowed him the freedom to more or less do as he pleased on their island and ships.

While Caesar was friendly with the pirates, he didn’t appreciate being held captive. He told the pirates that, after his ransom was paid, he would hunt them down and have them crucified. Once he was freed, he made good on that promise: Despite the fact that he was a private citizen, Caesar managed to quickly raise a small fleet which he took back to the island where he had been held captive. Apparently the pirates hadn’t taken his threats seriously, because they were still there when he arrived. He captured them and took back his 50 talents of silver, along with all their possessions.

He next delivered the pirates to the authorities at the prison at Pergamon and then traveled to meet the proconsul of Asia, Marcus Junius, to petition to have the pirates executed. The proconsul refused: He wanted to sell the pirates as slaves and take the spoils for himself. Undeterred, Caesar traveled back to Pergamon where the Cilician pirates were being held and ordered that they be crucified. Before they went through that ordeal, however, Caesar showed some leniency—he cut their throats.



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Date: April 21st, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: Zippy Dragon

180

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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: Charismatic greedy bawdyhouse



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Date: April 21st, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: Silver puppy stage



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Date: April 21st, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: April 21st, 2022 8:53 PM
Author: Thirsty Native

Caesar is the GOATUS POTUS

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Date: April 21st, 2022 8:54 PM
Author: High-end Resort Private Investor

sup Julius Caesar ?

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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:17 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Translucent Hall

Wasn’t he gay?

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Date: April 22nd, 2022 12:23 AM
Author: Magical parlor

Did he poast?

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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:37 PM
Author: sepia stimulating turdskin

I love this story but I doubt it actually happened. Sad.

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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:42 PM
Author: Heady prole

He probably didn’t conquer Gaul either

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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:43 PM
Author: sepia stimulating turdskin

After some of the shit I read here I’m not sure I believe anything we “know” about antiquity anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5090698&forum_id=2).#44381560)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: Heady prole

What’s u read here

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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: sepia stimulating turdskin

I won’t be able to find it but there was a thread about how essentially all the histories we rely on from antiquity magically surfaced in the Middle Ages so they could be sold to nobility or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5090698&forum_id=2).#44381639)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Heady prole

Phantom time hypothesis is 180 and Charlemagne and King Arthur lived contemporaneously lmao

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Date: April 21st, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Silver puppy stage

That was just a weird Unz article and i refuse to believe it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5090698&forum_id=2).#44382138)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 1:55 AM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: Zippy Dragon

*watches deepfake*

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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:46 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: Translucent Hall



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Unhinged regret

Based on what I know of Roman times, extremely plausible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5090698&forum_id=2).#44381642)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: Fragrant cobalt french chef

this man might have lived the most 180 life imaginable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5090698&forum_id=2).#44381629)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:51 PM
Author: Supple menage national security agency



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: judgmental stead windowlicker

the best to ever play the game

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Date: August 2nd, 2022 9:46 PM
Author: transparent business firm scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: April 21st, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: transparent business firm scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Magical parlor



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Date: August 2nd, 2022 9:43 PM
Author: Zippy Dragon



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Zippy Dragon



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