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Brainstorm radio jingles for my Law firm (CSLG)

Got a few workshopping at the moment: (these are not final) ...
ocher rough-skinned point
  06/11/22
Love the call me maybe parody brother. Maybe I can get Carl...
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ocher rough-skinned point
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Yellow well-lubricated sandwich
  06/11/22
Obviously it’s la cucaracha His clientele is all ob...
histrionic gold crotch background story
  06/11/22
Love it brother, will run these during Piolin
ocher rough-skinned point
  06/11/22
He can then hand out fake cockroaches to everyone he meets i...
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  06/11/22
anthropomorphized giant cockroach plushies with tiny little ...
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  06/11/22
Just banged my wife. I am so 180 and have a lot of sex.
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: ocher rough-skinned point

Got a few workshopping at the moment: (these are not final)

🎶If you do a crashy crashy and you want a guy who's flashy

Call *honk* *honk* (firm name) attorney at law 🎶

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This one is to the tune of "Call me maybe" but also is legally protected parody

🎶Hey I just crashed oops, my neck is painful

Now I'm calling (firm name) law firm baby🎶

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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:57 PM
Author: provocative sick gay wizard site

Love the call me maybe parody brother. Maybe I can get Carly Rae Jepsen to actually do the commercial, I can afford it, I’m rich lol. Maybe pay her a bit extra for a MFF threesome with my wife. I have sex with my wife, a lot. My wife and I have sexual intercourse a lot. We have sex. Sometimes we invite other females lol. Threesomes. Sex. I will invite Carly Rae Jepsen for the threesome. Email me.

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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:59 PM
Author: histrionic gold crotch background story



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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: ocher rough-skinned point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2).#44667713)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:07 PM
Author: Yellow well-lubricated sandwich



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: histrionic gold crotch background story

Obviously it’s la cucaracha

His clientele is all obese Mexicans.

La cucaracha, la cucaracha

The cockroach, the cockroach

ya no puede caminar

can’t walk anymore

porque le falta, porque no tiene

because it’s missing, because it doesn’t have

una pata para andar.

a leg to walk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2).#44667669)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: ocher rough-skinned point

Love it brother, will run these during Piolin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2).#44667674)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:55 PM
Author: histrionic gold crotch background story

He can then hand out fake cockroaches to everyone he meets irl, and they will remember him even years later.

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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Floppy elite step-uncle's house

anthropomorphized giant cockroach plushies with tiny little briefcases

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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: histrionic gold crotch background story

https://www.amazon.com/waiforu-Cockroach-Lifelike-Halloween-Tricking/dp/B09337CYY6/

Put one into a potential clients hand or on their shoulder and act freaked out when you see it.

When tied into the la cucaracha jingle blasted on the airwaves it’ll be unforgettable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2).#44667717)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: provocative sick gay wizard site



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Date: June 12th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: provocative sick gay wizard site

Just banged my wife. I am so 180 and have a lot of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2).#44671033)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Straight Talese



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