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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
beady-eyed quadroon milk
  07/10/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
Bespoke turdskin cuck
  10/13/22
love the effort
Bateful impertinent feces
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
Dashing Pearl Filthpig
  07/10/22
Team Crust
beady-eyed quadroon milk
  07/10/22
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glittery indian lodge brethren
  07/10/22
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beady-eyed quadroon milk
  07/11/22
Lol
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  07/10/22
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razzle-dazzle bright hissy fit volcanic crater
  07/10/22
Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
appetizing navy clown
  07/10/22
Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
beady-eyed quadroon milk
  07/10/22
Same
beady-eyed quadroon milk
  07/11/22
Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
Diverse state
  07/10/22
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tan curious preventive strike native
  07/10/22
Lmao
Vivacious Shimmering Tanning Salon
  07/10/22
I lost it at (no explanation)
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Cruel-hearted underhanded business firm athletic conference
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Mind-boggling pit
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dull headpube
  07/11/22
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Odious buff temple sneaky criminal
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beady-eyed quadroon milk
  07/11/22
I guess
low-t useless brakes personal credit line
  07/11/22
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Orchid Useless Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/11/22
“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
appetizing navy clown
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Soul-stirring digit ratio
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glittery indian lodge brethren
  07/11/22
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Bespoke turdskin cuck
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beady-eyed quadroon milk
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Galvanic Sandwich School
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Bespoke turdskin cuck
  10/13/22
180
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But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
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cerebral dead antidepressant drug
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beady-eyed quadroon milk
  09/09/23
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Odious buff temple sneaky criminal
  09/09/23
Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
Diverse state
  09/15/23
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Gay of Hormuz
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Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
Gay of Hormuz
  03/12/26


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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Bespoke turdskin cuck

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UW-MKthI0



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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Bateful impertinent feces

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: Dashing Pearl Filthpig

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: glittery indian lodge brethren



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: glittery indian lodge brethren

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bright hissy fit volcanic crater



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: appetizing navy clown

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Diverse state

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: tan curious preventive strike native



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Vivacious Shimmering Tanning Salon

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Vivacious Shimmering Tanning Salon

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted underhanded business firm athletic conference



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pit



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: dull headpube



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: Odious buff temple sneaky criminal



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: low-t useless brakes personal credit line

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Orchid Useless Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: appetizing navy clown

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring digit ratio



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: glittery indian lodge brethren



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: Bespoke turdskin cuck



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: Galvanic Sandwich School



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: Bespoke turdskin cuck



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: gold contagious point

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Bespoke turdskin cuck



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: cerebral dead antidepressant drug



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: fragrant dilemma water buffalo

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: cerebral dead antidepressant drug



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: Odious buff temple sneaky criminal



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Diverse state

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon milk



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: cooked unc



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

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