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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
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Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: bright famous landscape painting

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Light Shivering Casino

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: bright famous landscape painting

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: bright famous landscape painting

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

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