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did i just fuck up at firm event?

my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...
Galvanic Outnumbered Sanctuary
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  07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...
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  07/16/23
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM
Author: Galvanic Outnumbered Sanctuary

my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here?

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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM
Author: Azure indian lodge cuckoldry

lol alpha af

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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM
Author: Awkward Goal In Life



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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM
Author: Balding Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM
Author: gaped bearded church deer antler

You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it

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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM
Author: irradiated pink cuck

You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes."

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: massive bronze double fault state



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: contagious old irish cottage public bath



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Galvanic Outnumbered Sanctuary

just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get?

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: massive bronze double fault state

Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Galvanic Outnumbered Sanctuary

assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something?

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: massive bronze double fault state

It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can.

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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: Galvanic Outnumbered Sanctuary



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: Galvanic Outnumbered Sanctuary



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Curious stead weed whacker

first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim

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Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Galvanic Outnumbered Sanctuary



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Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM
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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Galvanic Outnumbered Sanctuary



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: lascivious hospital knife

Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#48768838)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: boltzmann penis



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