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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: Exhilarant chocolate dog poop my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46552552)

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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: Blue whorehouse internal respiration You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46552634)

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Exhilarant chocolate dog poop just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46553249)

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: Exhilarant chocolate dog poop assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2).#46553272)

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