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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Provocative azure school haunted graveyard
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Crawly Blue Organic Girlfriend Tattoo
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Lemon Mood Ticket Booth
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Crawly Blue Organic Girlfriend Tattoo
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Passionate kitchen
  09/22/23
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dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Crawly Blue Organic Girlfriend Tattoo
  09/22/23
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ivory rehab athletic conference
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
opaque halford
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Hilarious trump supporter wrinkle
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
canary generalized bond
  09/22/23
Yes
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/22/23
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appetizing magical doctorate
  09/22/23
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Fishy pit blood rage
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bearded scarlet codepig stead
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ivory rehab athletic conference
  09/23/23
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bearded scarlet codepig stead
  09/27/23
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Stimulating effete menage goyim
  10/01/23
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awkward school cafeteria
  10/02/23
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wine coldplay fan internal respiration
  05/22/26
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underhanded windowlicker
  05/22/26
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dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Racy red main people native
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
bearded scarlet codepig stead
  09/22/23
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wine coldplay fan internal respiration
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
emerald geriatric milk ape
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
concupiscible orchestra pit
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
plum state
  09/22/23
...
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Poppy rigpig hospital
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Lemon Mood Ticket Booth
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Poppy rigpig hospital
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
plum state
  09/27/23
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dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
Yapping violent locus
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Yapping violent locus
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Yapping violent locus
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Pea-brained theater regret
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
exhilarant set
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Green vibrant space
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
exhilarant set
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
razzle confused den
  09/27/23
Ungh
Twinkling Insanely Creepy Skinny Woman
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razzle confused den
  10/02/23
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dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker
  10/01/23
Yes
Costumed dysfunction
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Lascivious Translucent Factory Reset Button
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
razzle confused den
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
brindle low-t corn cake
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Provocative azure school haunted graveyard

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Crawly Blue Organic Girlfriend Tattoo

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Lemon Mood Ticket Booth

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Crawly Blue Organic Girlfriend Tattoo

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Passionate kitchen

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Crawly Blue Organic Girlfriend Tattoo

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: ivory rehab athletic conference



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: opaque halford

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Hilarious trump supporter wrinkle

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: canary generalized bond

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: appetizing magical doctorate



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Fishy pit blood rage



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: bearded scarlet codepig stead



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: ivory rehab athletic conference



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: bearded scarlet codepig stead



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Stimulating effete menage goyim



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: awkward school cafeteria



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: wine coldplay fan internal respiration



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: underhanded windowlicker



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Racy red main people native

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: bearded scarlet codepig stead

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: wine coldplay fan internal respiration



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: emerald geriatric milk ape

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: concupiscible orchestra pit

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: plum state

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Poppy rigpig hospital

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Lemon Mood Ticket Booth

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Poppy rigpig hospital

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: plum state

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Yapping violent locus

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Yapping violent locus

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Yapping violent locus

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Pea-brained theater regret

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: exhilarant set

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Green vibrant space

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: exhilarant set

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: razzle confused den

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Twinkling Insanely Creepy Skinny Woman

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: razzle confused den



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: dull multi-colored lodge candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Costumed dysfunction

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Lascivious Translucent Factory Reset Button

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: razzle confused den

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: brindle low-t corn cake

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2).#49894111)