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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
onyx anal dilemma
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
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"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
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I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
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it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
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I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
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wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
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"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
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I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
useless honey-headed ape
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
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Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
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180 song
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  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
onyx anal dilemma
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is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
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  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
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WTF dude was talented as fuck
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: onyx anal dilemma

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: sienna sanctuary

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: heady organic girlfriend really tough guy



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: stimulating half-breed home

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Stubborn arousing national reading party

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: onyx anal dilemma



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: big spot

Holy fuck

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: cerise confused casino

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: onyx anal dilemma

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Plum institution dog poop



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Plum institution dog poop



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired brethren cumskin

Women are 180

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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Flatulent roast beef queen of the night



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: onyx anal dilemma



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Stubborn arousing national reading party

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: onyx anal dilemma



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: Blue hairy legs mad cow disease

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: Blue hairy legs mad cow disease

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Blue hairy legs mad cow disease



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: useless honey-headed ape

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: Blue hairy legs mad cow disease

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: useless honey-headed ape

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: onyx anal dilemma



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Stubborn arousing national reading party



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: stimulating half-breed home



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: twisted aphrodisiac shrine

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: Obsidian Therapy Parlor

180 song

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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: onyx anal dilemma

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Obsidian Therapy Parlor

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: onyx anal dilemma

he was purely a producer driven act

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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Chocolate Keepsake Machete

WTF dude was talented as fuck

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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: onyx anal dilemma



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