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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
Nighttime stead
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
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  04/09/24
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  08/30/24
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Snowy Indian Lodge Death Wish
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Excitant Outnumbered Scourge Upon The Earth State
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
Gold gas station
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
Gold gas station
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
Gold gas station
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
Gold gas station
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
Gold gas station
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
Lascivious Area
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
Gold gas station
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
charismatic very tactful international law enforcement agency
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
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  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
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  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
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  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
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  04/09/24
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Cream French Chef Boltzmann
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
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  04/09/24
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seedy swollen stag film mood
  04/09/24
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  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
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  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
demanding vigorous church building
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
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  04/09/24
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  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
seedy swollen stag film mood
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
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  04/09/24
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Contagious milk jewess
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
Lascivious Area
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Lascivious Area
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
?
Lascivious Area
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
frozen insecure market lettuce
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
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  04/09/24
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Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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Please don't molest any of those kids
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  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
chocolate histrionic liquid oxygen stage
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
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  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
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  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
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  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
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  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Balding mustard round eye
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
Nighttime stead
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
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  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/09/24
Yes you are
Nighttime stead
  04/09/24
Pedophile
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  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
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  04/10/24
Thats not me
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
Gold gas station
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
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  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
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  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
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  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
boyish house community account
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
boyish house community account
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
Gold gas station
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
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  04/11/24
I really like it here.
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  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
lilac lay
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
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  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
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you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
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  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
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  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
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  04/11/24
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he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
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  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
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  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Maroon fanboi crotch
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
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  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
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  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
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  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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What’s with the outting
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Nighttime stead

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: galvanic costumed university macaca

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Iridescent submissive theater stage roommate



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Snowy Indian Lodge Death Wish



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Excitant Outnumbered Scourge Upon The Earth State

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Gold gas station

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Gold gas station

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Gold gas station

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: Gold gas station

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Gold gas station

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Area

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Pedophile

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Gold gas station

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: charismatic very tactful international law enforcement agency

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: curious dragon half-breed

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: frozen insecure market lettuce

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Cream French Chef Boltzmann



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: frozen insecure market lettuce

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: seedy swollen stag film mood



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: pink comical hairy legs



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: demanding vigorous church building

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: demanding vigorous church building

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Razzle Embarrassed To The Bone Jap Indirect Expression



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: pink comical hairy legs



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored puce windowlicker



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: seedy swollen stag film mood

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: frozen insecure market lettuce

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Contagious milk jewess



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Lascivious Area

How’s the spaghetti

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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Area

The bar spaghetti

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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Area

?

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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: frozen insecure market lettuce

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: frozen insecure market lettuce

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored puce windowlicker

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: lake field



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: provocative disturbing cruise ship keepsake machete



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Lime new version piazza



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: provocative disturbing cruise ship keepsake machete



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: chocolate histrionic liquid oxygen stage

Please don't molest any of those kids

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: chocolate histrionic liquid oxygen stage

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: chocolate histrionic liquid oxygen stage

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: chocolate histrionic liquid oxygen stage

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Balding mustard round eye

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Nighttime stead

lol why do you think he's there?

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: galvanic costumed university macaca

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Pedophile.

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Nighttime stead

Yes you are

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Pedophile

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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Infuriating Exciting Black Woman Rigpig

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Stage Striped Hyena

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling mewling home



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Infuriating Exciting Black Woman Rigpig



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Snowy Indian Lodge Death Wish



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: Violent orchid codepig

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: seedy swollen stag film mood

The view of what, exactly?

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Gold gas station

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: bateful wagecucks base

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: boyish house community account

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: lilac lay

The view. Lol.

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: boyish house community account

Spaceporn? Your response?

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: boyish house community account

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Gold gas station

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: cerebral naked trump supporter

You’re a sick pedo

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: hairraiser metal ceo laser beams

I really like it here.

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: lilac lay

Check yr throwaway

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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: hairraiser metal ceo laser beams

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: lilac lay

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Green Gaming Laptop

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Hilarious Bbw

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: hairraiser metal ceo laser beams



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: cerise principal's office marketing idea

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Racy menage masturbator

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: lilac lay

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Racy menage masturbator

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Vibrant medicated idiot corner

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: supple public bath haunted graveyard

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Racy menage masturbator

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Cream French Chef Boltzmann

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

What’s up with the outting

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Balding mustard round eye

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

What’s with the outting

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Balding mustard round eye

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2).#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Balding mustard round eye

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Cream French Chef Boltzmann

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Maroon fanboi crotch

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Cream French Chef Boltzmann

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: supple public bath haunted graveyard

Wow

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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: charismatic very tactful international law enforcement agency

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Balding mustard round eye



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace regret

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Glittery learning disabled mediation pozpig



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: rose passionate nursing home multi-billionaire

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: ungodly cocky ticket booth filthpig



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Magical Floppy Senate

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Dave Prole



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