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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Boyish community account
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
amethyst bossy scourge upon the earth mother
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Boyish community account
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
amethyst bossy scourge upon the earth mother
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Stirring violent library
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Stirring violent library
  09/10/24
Same
Arousing dun pisswyrm
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Stirring violent library
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Boyish community account
  09/10/24
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Stirring violent library
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
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amethyst bossy scourge upon the earth mother
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lemon gaped stag film
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Low-t Navy Crackhouse
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
amethyst bossy scourge upon the earth mother
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Floppy red chapel indirect expression
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
copper adventurous native
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Boyish community account
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Doobsian shitlib
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Stirring violent library
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Up-to-no-good Lavender Hissy Fit
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Vivacious mentally impaired parlor hominid
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Irate Station
  10/07/24
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Irate Station
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Iridescent Rehab
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Boyish community account
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Beta Pearly Tanning Salon Boltzmann
  11/26/24
1800000
hideous cyan sex offender
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thriller useless plaza
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Boyish community account

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: amethyst bossy scourge upon the earth mother

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Boyish community account

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: amethyst bossy scourge upon the earth mother

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Stirring violent library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Stirring violent library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Arousing dun pisswyrm

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Stirring violent library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Boyish community account

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Stirring violent library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Boyish community account

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: amethyst bossy scourge upon the earth mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: lemon gaped stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Low-t Navy Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: amethyst bossy scourge upon the earth mother

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Floppy red chapel indirect expression

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: copper adventurous native

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Boyish community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Doobsian shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Stirring violent library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Lavender Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Vivacious mentally impaired parlor hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Irate Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Irate Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Rehab

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Boyish community account

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Beta Pearly Tanning Salon Boltzmann

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: hideous cyan sex offender

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: thriller useless plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#49736580)