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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| Shimmering stead | 09/10/24 |
| chestnut roast beef volcanic crater | 09/10/24 |
| Shimmering stead | 09/10/24 |
| chestnut roast beef volcanic crater | 09/10/24 |
| Supple prole | 09/10/24 |
| Supple prole | 09/10/24 |
| Nudist national security agency hunting ground | 09/10/24 |
| Supple prole | 09/10/24 |
| Shimmering stead | 09/10/24 |
| Supple prole | 09/10/24 |
| Shimmering stead | 09/10/24 |
| chestnut roast beef volcanic crater | 09/10/24 |
| Fiercely-loyal boltzmann | 09/10/24 |
| Useless National | 09/10/24 |
| chestnut roast beef volcanic crater | 09/10/24 |
| french church sweet tailpipe | 09/10/24 |
| 180 Range Digit Ratio | 09/10/24 |
| Shimmering stead | 09/10/24 |
| Exciting disgusting property dysfunction | 10/22/24 |
| Supple prole | 09/10/24 |
| Razzle-dazzle Shaky International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| Rusted hot boiling water step-uncle's house | 10/07/24 |
| Rusted hot boiling water step-uncle's house | 10/22/24 |
| Dashing gaped theater stage coffee pot | 10/23/24 |
| Shimmering stead | 10/23/24 |
| Odious rebellious gay wizard | 11/26/24 |
| frisky carnelian bawdyhouse | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: Shimmering stead You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: chestnut roast beef volcanic crater 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: Shimmering stead No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: chestnut roast beef volcanic crater in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Supple prole LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Supple prole LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Nudist national security agency hunting ground Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Supple prole BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Shimmering stead You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Supple prole I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Shimmering stead Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: chestnut roast beef volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Useless National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: chestnut roast beef volcanic crater I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: french church sweet tailpipe Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: 180 Range Digit Ratio Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Shimmering stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: Exciting disgusting property dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Supple prole lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Shaky International Law Enforcement Agency Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Rusted hot boiling water step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Rusted hot boiling water step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Dashing gaped theater stage coffee pot Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Shimmering stead OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Odious rebellious gay wizard The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: frisky carnelian bawdyhouse 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2).#49736580) |