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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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sienna parlour
  09/18/24
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Hairraiser Cerise Sound Barrier Lettuce
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
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sienna parlour
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
flesh clown puppy
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Diverse Stage
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Heady pearly crackhouse
  09/18/24
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bossy blood rage national
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
sienna parlour
  09/18/24
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  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Emerald bat shit crazy circlehead
  09/18/24
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big effete gas station
  09/19/24
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Translucent vigorous shrine
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
shaky saffron trust fund toaster
  09/18/24
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Impressive boltzmann
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
talented meetinghouse
  09/18/24
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shaky saffron trust fund toaster
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
fishy comical therapy
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
hot fortuitous meteor stain
  09/18/24
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Translucent vigorous shrine
  09/18/24
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titillating underhanded legend business firm
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
puce razzle travel guidebook plaza
  09/18/24
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sienna parlour
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
fishy comical therapy
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
sienna parlour
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
fishy comical therapy
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
sienna parlour
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
fishy comical therapy
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
fishy comical therapy
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Green Parlor
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
fishy comical therapy
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Green Parlor
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
fishy comical therapy
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Green Parlor
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
sienna parlour
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
cerebral degenerate
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
Metal Candlestick Maker Bbw
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
fishy comical therapy
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
sienna parlour
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
fishy comical therapy
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
fishy comical therapy
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
puce razzle travel guidebook plaza
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
fishy comical therapy
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
puce razzle travel guidebook plaza
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
fishy comical therapy
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
sienna parlour
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
puce razzle travel guidebook plaza
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
sienna parlour
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
fishy comical therapy
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
sienna parlour
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
fishy comical therapy
  09/19/24
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: sienna parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser Cerise Sound Barrier Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser Cerise Sound Barrier Lettuce

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: sienna parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: flesh clown puppy

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Diverse Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Heady pearly crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: bossy blood rage national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: sienna parlour

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Garnet appetizing antidepressant drug resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Emerald bat shit crazy circlehead

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: big effete gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Translucent vigorous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: shaky saffron trust fund toaster

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Impressive boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: talented meetinghouse

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: shaky saffron trust fund toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: hot fortuitous meteor stain

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Translucent vigorous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: titillating underhanded legend business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: puce razzle travel guidebook plaza

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: sienna parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: sienna parlour

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: sienna parlour

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Green Parlor

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Green Parlor

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Green Parlor

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: sienna parlour

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: cerebral degenerate

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Metal Candlestick Maker Bbw

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: sienna parlour

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: puce razzle travel guidebook plaza

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: fishy comical therapy

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: puce razzle travel guidebook plaza

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: fishy comical therapy

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: sienna parlour

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: puce razzle travel guidebook plaza

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: sienna parlour

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: sienna parlour

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: fishy comical therapy

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: puce razzle travel guidebook plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2).#49340186)