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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
outnumbered flushed associate mediation
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Beta incel
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
outnumbered flushed associate mediation
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Beta incel
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
apoplectic plum halford stain
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
soul-stirring house
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
outnumbered flushed associate mediation
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
thriller disrespectful wrinkle
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
magenta heaven
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
awkward ungodly stock car business firm
  09/18/24
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motley deer antler property
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Vermilion Office Selfie
  09/18/24
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Transparent Keepsake Machete
  09/19/24
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Bonkers doobsian mental disorder menage
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
filthy abode
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Razzmatazz senate
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Black Glittery Partner Cruise Ship
  10/04/24
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outnumbered flushed associate mediation
  12/20/24
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Shimmering public bath
  02/27/25
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Vibrant Avocado Base
  04/16/25
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: outnumbered flushed associate mediation

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Beta incel

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: outnumbered flushed associate mediation

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Beta incel

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: apoplectic plum halford stain

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring house

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: outnumbered flushed associate mediation

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: thriller disrespectful wrinkle

Lol, sounds cringy af

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: magenta heaven

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: awkward ungodly stock car business firm

expected OP to be snoot

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: motley deer antler property



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Vermilion Office Selfie

whats the deal with that?

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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Transparent Keepsake Machete



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Bonkers doobsian mental disorder menage



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: filthy abode

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz senate

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Black Glittery Partner Cruise Ship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: outnumbered flushed associate mediation



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Shimmering public bath



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Vibrant Avocado Base



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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