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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Multi-colored unhinged menage
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Smoky overrated plaza legal warrant
  03/24/25
yep
Swollen Godawful Lettuce
  03/24/25
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Marvelous corn cake
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White library therapy
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big mad-dog skullcap
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Coiffed wonderful tanning salon place of business
  03/24/25
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purple jap persian
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sick parlour faggotry
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Black tripping ape
  03/24/25
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dashing sneaky criminal codepig
  03/26/25
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histrionic cordovan roommate
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
disgusting heaven
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Hyperactive charcoal nowag
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
Well-lubricated insanely creepy jew cruise ship
  03/24/25
titcr
Odious Angry Electric Furnace
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Smoky overrated plaza legal warrant
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
Odious Angry Electric Furnace
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
titillating wild nursing home
  03/24/25
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Swollen Godawful Lettuce
  03/24/25
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purple jap persian
  03/24/25
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Electric idiot
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
disgusting heaven
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Coiffed wonderful tanning salon place of business
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
purple jap persian
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
Chartreuse Deep Double Fault Pit
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
purple jap persian
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
Chartreuse Deep Double Fault Pit
  03/24/25
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Electric idiot
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
razzle-dazzle bearded fortuitous meteor chapel
  03/24/25
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Pale Territorial Regret
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
Chartreuse Deep Double Fault Pit
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Aquamarine toilet seat
  03/24/25
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histrionic cordovan roommate
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Domesticated business firm antidepressant drug
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
drunken sex offender
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
Beady-eyed naked voyeur
  03/24/25
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Beady-eyed naked voyeur
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
Smoky overrated plaza legal warrant
  03/27/25
lol
Multi-colored unhinged menage
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
Chartreuse Deep Double Fault Pit
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored unhinged menage

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Smoky overrated plaza legal warrant

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Swollen Godawful Lettuce

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Marvelous corn cake



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: White library therapy



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: big mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Coiffed wonderful tanning salon place of business

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: purple jap persian



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: sick parlour faggotry



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Black tripping ape



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: dashing sneaky criminal codepig

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: histrionic cordovan roommate



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: disgusting heaven

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Hyperactive charcoal nowag

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Well-lubricated insanely creepy jew cruise ship

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Odious Angry Electric Furnace

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Smoky overrated plaza legal warrant

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Odious Angry Electric Furnace

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: titillating wild nursing home

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Swollen Godawful Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: purple jap persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Electric idiot



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: disgusting heaven

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Coiffed wonderful tanning salon place of business

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: purple jap persian

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse Deep Double Fault Pit

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: purple jap persian

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse Deep Double Fault Pit

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Electric idiot



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bearded fortuitous meteor chapel

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Pale Territorial Regret



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse Deep Double Fault Pit

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine toilet seat

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: histrionic cordovan roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Domesticated business firm antidepressant drug

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: drunken sex offender

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed naked voyeur

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed naked voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Smoky overrated plaza legal warrant

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Multi-colored unhinged menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Chartreuse Deep Double Fault Pit

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2).#49493859)