When I hit 35 my looks were probably at an all time peak. I obviously can’t get instagram influencer chicks but I had my pick of 20 year old good looking latinas and community college white girls. I cheated for three years, kept up fake personas etc.

I also make near 1 million a year, 3 kids and a house. My wife and I have been together since college.

Last night I fell asleep after drinking a little and left my phone on the table. My wife found it and woke me up in the middle of the night. I knew this day would come and I expected screaming and I would come back with some defense. Instead she was crying asking me “how could you? How could you after all we built together?”

I had no comeback. It’s true she was the most 180 wife ever. Did everything for me. A lot of times she would press my clothes, looking back it was for me to go fuck these chicks. I tried to turn it that this was “my time” and she had hers when she was younger and mid 30’s is a guy’s equivalent to a girl’s 18-21 and she cut me off asking “how could you? You not only cheated on me but you cheated on (three kids names).”

I actually felt bad and said “I have to go.” I grabbed a few bags and I’m sleeping at my parents house tonight. No idea how to recover from all this. She was able to get in touch with one of the chicks and apparently this chick spilled everything. I’m so fucked lol. Thanks Xo once again for the shitty advice!

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*Checks and sees OP is a Pumo*

LMAO fuck off you stupid faggot. I sincerely hope you get divorced, taken to the cleaners, and then end up killing yourself out of despair in a slow and extremely painful way.

HTH!

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5706674&forum_id=2).#48823183)

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Pretty sure the best poa call out the Judaism of cheating on your wife whenever it's brought up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5706674&forum_id=2).#48823192)

Youre like the criminal being given a speeding ticket and immediately blurts out there's a body in the trunk and self-exectutes

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The wife is frightened that some BITCH has gotten her claws into her 6'8" meal ticket.

You need to assure her that you aren't going anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5706674&forum_id=2).#48824054)

There used to be a time that poasters had enough self-respect to poast quality content.

Please re-submit with attached suggestions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5706674&forum_id=2).#48823880)

This is where you flame broiled it:

"Last night I fell asleep after drinking a little and left my phone on the table. My wife found it and woke me up in the middle of the night."

It would have been better if you went into details as to WHAT your wife found on the phone and HOW you were dumb enough to leave it unlocked for her to find.

The "drinking a little" was unnecessary and really showed lack of creativity.

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