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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Pearly jewess sound barrier
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Walnut Point
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
vermilion chapel
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Orchid laughsome meetinghouse
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Pearly jewess sound barrier
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Orchid laughsome meetinghouse
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Orchid laughsome meetinghouse
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Orchid laughsome meetinghouse
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Pearly jewess sound barrier
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Orchid laughsome meetinghouse
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
claret out-of-control foreskin
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
claret out-of-control foreskin
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Disrespectful Sneaky Criminal
  04/08/25
that's rude
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/08/25
...
Pearly jewess sound barrier
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Bronze stirring brunch pervert
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Orchid laughsome meetinghouse
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Thriller crotch
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/08/25
...
Pearly jewess sound barrier
  04/08/25
...
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Pearly jewess sound barrier
  04/09/25
...
Pearly jewess sound barrier
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
provocative boltzmann
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
naked selfie voyeur
  04/09/25
Ty
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/09/25
...
Bossy doobsian cumskin
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
fragrant bonkers legal warrant abode
  04/09/25
...
hairraiser high-end lay
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Irradiated menage
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
hairraiser high-end lay
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
hairraiser high-end lay
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Racy aqua whorehouse fanboi
  05/02/25
...
hairraiser high-end lay
  05/12/25
...
hairraiser high-end lay
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
hairraiser high-end lay
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
naked selfie voyeur
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
hairraiser high-end lay
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
claret out-of-control foreskin
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
hairraiser high-end lay
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
claret out-of-control foreskin
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
passionate frozen center
  06/03/25
...
hairraiser high-end lay
  06/26/25
OP?
hairraiser high-end lay
  06/27/25
...
hairraiser high-end lay
  07/09/25
...
hairraiser high-end lay
  07/31/25
...
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Pearly jewess sound barrier

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Walnut Point

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: vermilion chapel

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Orchid laughsome meetinghouse

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Pearly jewess sound barrier

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Orchid laughsome meetinghouse

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Orchid laughsome meetinghouse

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Orchid laughsome meetinghouse

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Pearly jewess sound barrier

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Orchid laughsome meetinghouse

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: claret out-of-control foreskin

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: claret out-of-control foreskin

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful Sneaky Criminal

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Pearly jewess sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Bronze stirring brunch pervert

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Orchid laughsome meetinghouse

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Thriller crotch

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Pearly jewess sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Pearly jewess sound barrier

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Pearly jewess sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: provocative boltzmann

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: naked selfie voyeur

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Bossy doobsian cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: fragrant bonkers legal warrant abode

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Irradiated menage

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Racy aqua whorehouse fanboi

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: naked selfie voyeur

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: claret out-of-control foreskin

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: claret out-of-control foreskin

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: passionate frozen center

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: hairraiser high-end lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2).#49331552)