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flatulent medicated goyim school cafeteria
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gay cracking juggernaut
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Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
massive brethren
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
cerebral bistre site
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have you considered being Tall?
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opaque bespoke yarmulke
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
massive brethren
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
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  07/02/25
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underhanded dilemma
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
flatulent medicated goyim school cafeteria
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
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  07/02/25
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: flatulent medicated goyim school cafeteria



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: gay cracking juggernaut



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: massive brethren

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: cerebral bistre site

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: flatulent medicated goyim school cafeteria

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: opaque bespoke yarmulke



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: massive brethren

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: lime anal fanboi corn cake

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: underhanded dilemma



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: flatulent medicated goyim school cafeteria

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Chocolate office legend

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: opaque bespoke yarmulke

tp.

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