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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
poppy razzle-dazzle community account mexican
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
cracking garnet library
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Learning disabled sooty headpube
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Razzle salmon famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Red angry point dysfunction
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Harsh turquoise area laser beams
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Yapping Idea He Suggested
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Navy parlour doctorate
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
vibrant pearly water buffalo fanboi
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
big clear codepig market
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
territorial walnut stag film
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
aphrodisiac hairy legs
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
swashbuckling plum legend
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Tripping station gaping
  06/30/25
cr
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
vibrant pearly water buffalo fanboi
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
aromatic bistre chapel
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
aphrodisiac hairy legs
  06/30/25
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House-broken stirring selfie
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
territorial walnut stag film
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Tripping station gaping
  06/30/25
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Outnumbered curious macaca school
  07/01/25
*bussy
ocher whorehouse
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Harsh turquoise area laser beams
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
lake crusty chad
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
henna fluffy public bath
  06/30/25
fuck
territorial walnut stag film
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
lake crusty chad
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
poppy razzle-dazzle community account mexican
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
territorial walnut stag film
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
aromatic bistre chapel
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
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mustard house
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Disturbing fantasy-prone foreskin
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Brass Home
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Hideous Temple Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Brass Home
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
House-broken stirring selfie
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Brass Home
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
charismatic grizzly nowag property
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
spectacular cuckoldry
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
khaki bat-shit-crazy cruise ship
  06/30/25
tcr
House-broken stirring selfie
  07/01/25
just jump
Racy Bossy Hall Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
...
Insecure glittery main people locale
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
French international law enforcement agency people who are hurt
  06/30/25
wow
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Geriatric out-of-control corn cake
  06/30/25
JFC man
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Navy parlour doctorate
  06/30/25
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Racy Bossy Hall Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
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territorial walnut stag film
  06/30/25
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aphrodisiac hairy legs
  06/30/25
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Heady party of the first part
  06/30/25
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dull alcoholic wrinkle
  06/30/25
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spectacular cuckoldry
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
khaki bat-shit-crazy cruise ship
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Disturbing fantasy-prone foreskin
  06/30/25
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rebellious dark center windowlicker
  07/01/25
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Outnumbered curious macaca school
  07/01/25
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Hot meetinghouse
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Concupiscible thirsty kitty cat boiling water
  07/01/25
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Exhilarant yellow elastic band space
  07/01/25
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Learning disabled sooty headpube
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Red angry point dysfunction
  06/30/25
bro
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
...
khaki bat-shit-crazy cruise ship
  06/30/25
lol
House-broken stirring selfie
  07/01/25
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cocky forum
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
swollen coiffed police squad crackhouse
  06/30/25
jfc
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
vibrant pearly water buffalo fanboi
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Heady party of the first part
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
dull alcoholic wrinkle
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
House-broken stirring selfie
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
swollen coiffed police squad crackhouse
  07/01/25
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Hideous Temple Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
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dull alcoholic wrinkle
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Exhilarant yellow elastic band space
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
erotic locus factory reset button
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
aromatic bistre chapel
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
territorial walnut stag film
  06/30/25
...
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  07/01/25
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Talented son of senegal legal warrant
  07/01/25
lol
House-broken stirring selfie
  07/01/25
...
Racy Bossy Hall Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Hairraiser dilemma alpha
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Thriller maize corner boltzmann
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
at-the-ready sinister kitchen toaster
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
laughsome disrespectful theater friendly grandma
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Milky sneaky criminal faggotry
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Talented son of senegal legal warrant
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Galvanic therapy
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
House-broken stirring selfie
  07/01/25
...
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Outnumbered curious macaca school
  07/01/25
😟
Purple Spot
  07/01/25
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Nubile razzmatazz stage
  07/01/25
holy shit
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Talented son of senegal legal warrant
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
honey-headed bateful dopamine
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Exhilarant yellow elastic band space
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Harsh turquoise area laser beams
  07/01/25
...
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Exhilarant yellow elastic band space
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Exhilarant yellow elastic band space
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
French international law enforcement agency people who are hurt
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Harsh turquoise area laser beams
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
multi-colored rehab internal respiration
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Outnumbered curious macaca school
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Mischievous dog poop
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  07/06/25
...
French international law enforcement agency people who are hurt
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Umber Excitant Travel Guidebook
  07/06/25
...
dull alcoholic wrinkle
  07/06/25
lol
House-broken stirring selfie
  07/07/25
wow
Rusted hairless national indirect expression
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: poppy razzle-dazzle community account mexican

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: cracking garnet library

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Learning disabled sooty headpube

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Razzle salmon famous landscape painting

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Red angry point dysfunction

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Harsh turquoise area laser beams

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Yapping Idea He Suggested

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Navy parlour doctorate

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: vibrant pearly water buffalo fanboi

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: big clear codepig market

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: territorial walnut stag film

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hairy legs

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling plum legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Tripping station gaping

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: vibrant pearly water buffalo fanboi

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: aromatic bistre chapel

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hairy legs

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: House-broken stirring selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: territorial walnut stag film

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Tripping station gaping

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Outnumbered curious macaca school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: ocher whorehouse

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Harsh turquoise area laser beams

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: lake crusty chad

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: henna fluffy public bath

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: territorial walnut stag film

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: lake crusty chad

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: poppy razzle-dazzle community account mexican

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: territorial walnut stag film

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: aromatic bistre chapel

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: mustard house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Disturbing fantasy-prone foreskin

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Brass Home

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Hideous Temple Trump Supporter

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Brass Home

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: House-broken stirring selfie

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Brass Home

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: charismatic grizzly nowag property

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: spectacular cuckoldry

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: khaki bat-shit-crazy cruise ship

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: House-broken stirring selfie

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Racy Bossy Hall Preventive Strike

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Insecure glittery main people locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: French international law enforcement agency people who are hurt

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Geriatric out-of-control corn cake

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Navy parlour doctorate

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Racy Bossy Hall Preventive Strike



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: territorial walnut stag film



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hairy legs



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Heady party of the first part



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: dull alcoholic wrinkle



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: spectacular cuckoldry



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: khaki bat-shit-crazy cruise ship

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Disturbing fantasy-prone foreskin

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: rebellious dark center windowlicker



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Outnumbered curious macaca school



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Hot meetinghouse



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible thirsty kitty cat boiling water

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant yellow elastic band space



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled sooty headpube



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Red angry point dysfunction

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: khaki bat-shit-crazy cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: House-broken stirring selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cocky forum



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: swollen coiffed police squad crackhouse

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: vibrant pearly water buffalo fanboi

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Heady party of the first part

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: dull alcoholic wrinkle

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: House-broken stirring selfie

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: swollen coiffed police squad crackhouse

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Hideous Temple Trump Supporter



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: dull alcoholic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant yellow elastic band space

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: erotic locus factory reset button

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: aromatic bistre chapel

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: territorial walnut stag film

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Talented son of senegal legal warrant



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: House-broken stirring selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Racy Bossy Hall Preventive Strike



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser dilemma alpha

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Thriller maize corner boltzmann

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: at-the-ready sinister kitchen toaster

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: laughsome disrespectful theater friendly grandma

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Milky sneaky criminal faggotry

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Talented son of senegal legal warrant

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Galvanic therapy

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: House-broken stirring selfie

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Outnumbered curious macaca school

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Purple Spot

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Nubile razzmatazz stage



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Talented son of senegal legal warrant

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: honey-headed bateful dopamine

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant yellow elastic band space

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Harsh turquoise area laser beams

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant yellow elastic band space

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Exhilarant yellow elastic band space

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: French international law enforcement agency people who are hurt

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Harsh turquoise area laser beams

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: multi-colored rehab internal respiration

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Outnumbered curious macaca school

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Mischievous dog poop

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: French international law enforcement agency people who are hurt



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Umber Excitant Travel Guidebook

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: dull alcoholic wrinkle



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: House-broken stirring selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Rusted hairless national indirect expression

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)