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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Charismatic buff corner
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Hairless Son Of Senegal Useless Brakes
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
sticky deranged senate
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
aromatic filthpig
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
rose vengeful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Concupiscible well-lubricated private investor
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
anal address quadroon
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
henna theater hunting ground
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Vigorous ticket booth haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
aqua passionate indian lodge voyeur
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
spruce regret parlour
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
fluffy ratface background story
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Trip Erotic School Cafeteria Masturbator
  06/30/25
cr
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Vigorous ticket booth haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Impressive nibblets
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
spruce regret parlour
  06/30/25
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Cream friendly grandma national
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Trip Erotic School Cafeteria Masturbator
  06/30/25
...
racy degenerate stage
  07/01/25
*bussy
Stirring School Dragon
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Concupiscible well-lubricated private investor
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Sapphire Selfie State
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Heady public bath
  06/30/25
fuck
Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Sapphire Selfie State
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Charismatic buff corner
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Impressive nibblets
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
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Silver glittery laser beams mad cow disease
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
sickened salmon point
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Free-loading Stag Film
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Magenta church building sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Free-loading Stag Film
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Cream friendly grandma national
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Free-loading Stag Film
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Bearded drab brunch
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Startling university genital piercing
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Laughsome step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
tcr
Cream friendly grandma national
  07/01/25
just jump
Vivacious Office
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
...
Harsh Thriller Native
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
cerebral aquamarine pit generalized bond
  06/30/25
wow
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Big kitchen becky
  06/30/25
JFC man
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
henna theater hunting ground
  06/30/25
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Vivacious Office
  06/30/25
...
Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig
  06/30/25
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spruce regret parlour
  06/30/25
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Emerald razzmatazz garrison
  06/30/25
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exciting pink den toilet seat
  06/30/25
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Startling university genital piercing
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Laughsome step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
sickened salmon point
  06/30/25
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curious crusty range
  07/01/25
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racy degenerate stage
  07/01/25
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Razzle lime mexican
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
jet hairy legs
  07/01/25
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Talking blathering hissy fit
  07/01/25
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sticky deranged senate
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
rose vengeful meetinghouse
  06/30/25
bro
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
...
Laughsome step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
lol
Cream friendly grandma national
  07/01/25
...
adventurous infuriating community account
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Claret Magical Area Cuck
  06/30/25
jfc
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Vigorous ticket booth haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Emerald razzmatazz garrison
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
exciting pink den toilet seat
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Cream friendly grandma national
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Claret Magical Area Cuck
  07/01/25
...
Magenta church building sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
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exciting pink den toilet seat
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Talking blathering hissy fit
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Mauve Mewling Incel
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Impressive nibblets
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig
  06/30/25
...
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  07/01/25
...
lascivious location
  07/01/25
lol
Cream friendly grandma national
  07/01/25
...
Vivacious Office
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Contagious shrine
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Floppy slimy forum windowlicker
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Rough-skinned center jewess
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
chestnut coiffed library
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Electric lilac fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
lascivious location
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
bull headed bright wagecucks stead
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Cream friendly grandma national
  07/01/25
...
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
racy degenerate stage
  07/01/25
😟
sooty travel guidebook
  07/01/25
...
insecure old irish cottage macaca
  07/01/25
holy shit
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
lascivious location
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
zippy knife partner
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Talking blathering hissy fit
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Concupiscible well-lubricated private investor
  07/01/25
...
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Talking blathering hissy fit
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Talking blathering hissy fit
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
cerebral aquamarine pit generalized bond
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Concupiscible well-lubricated private investor
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
jet-lagged ape hell
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
racy degenerate stage
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Vibrant theatre
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  07/06/25
...
cerebral aquamarine pit generalized bond
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
idiotic fantasy-prone liquid oxygen temple
  07/06/25
...
exciting pink den toilet seat
  07/06/25
lol
Cream friendly grandma national
  07/07/25
wow
Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Charismatic buff corner

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Hairless Son Of Senegal Useless Brakes

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: sticky deranged senate

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: aromatic filthpig

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: rose vengeful meetinghouse

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible well-lubricated private investor

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: anal address quadroon

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: henna theater hunting ground

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Vigorous ticket booth haunted graveyard

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: aqua passionate indian lodge voyeur

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: spruce regret parlour

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fluffy ratface background story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Trip Erotic School Cafeteria Masturbator

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vigorous ticket booth haunted graveyard

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Impressive nibblets

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: spruce regret parlour

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Trip Erotic School Cafeteria Masturbator

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: racy degenerate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Stirring School Dragon

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible well-lubricated private investor

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Sapphire Selfie State

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Heady public bath

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Sapphire Selfie State

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Charismatic buff corner

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Impressive nibblets

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Silver glittery laser beams mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: sickened salmon point

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Free-loading Stag Film

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Magenta church building sneaky criminal

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Free-loading Stag Film

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma national

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Free-loading Stag Film

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bearded drab brunch

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Startling university genital piercing

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Laughsome step-uncle's house

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma national

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Vivacious Office

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Harsh Thriller Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine pit generalized bond

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Big kitchen becky

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: henna theater hunting ground

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Vivacious Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: spruce regret parlour



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Emerald razzmatazz garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: exciting pink den toilet seat



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Startling university genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Laughsome step-uncle's house

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: sickened salmon point

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: curious crusty range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: racy degenerate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Razzle lime mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: jet hairy legs

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Talking blathering hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: sticky deranged senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: rose vengeful meetinghouse

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Laughsome step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: adventurous infuriating community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Claret Magical Area Cuck

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Vigorous ticket booth haunted graveyard

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Emerald razzmatazz garrison

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: exciting pink den toilet seat

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma national

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Claret Magical Area Cuck

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Magenta church building sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: exciting pink den toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Talking blathering hissy fit

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Mauve Mewling Incel

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Impressive nibblets

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Maroon Locus Pozpig

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: lascivious location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Contagious shrine

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Floppy slimy forum windowlicker

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Rough-skinned center jewess

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: chestnut coiffed library

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Electric lilac fortuitous meteor

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: lascivious location

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bull headed bright wagecucks stead

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma national

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: racy degenerate stage

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sooty travel guidebook

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: insecure old irish cottage macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: lascivious location

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: zippy knife partner

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Talking blathering hissy fit

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible well-lubricated private investor

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Talking blathering hissy fit

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Talking blathering hissy fit

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine pit generalized bond

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible well-lubricated private investor

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged ape hell

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: racy degenerate stage

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Vibrant theatre

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine pit generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: idiotic fantasy-prone liquid oxygen temple

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: exciting pink den toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cream friendly grandma national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Nubile Whorehouse Dopamine

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2).#49078889)