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Evan?
| Splenetic Den | 07/05/25 |
| cheese-eating sound barrier senate | 07/05/25 |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 2:27 AM Author: Splenetic Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746352&forum_id=2).#49073477) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 2:28 AM Author: cheese-eating sound barrier senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746352&forum_id=2).#49073479) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 2:28 AM Author: Splenetic Den Wow "you" responded instantly... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746352&forum_id=2).#49073480) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 2:30 AM Author: cheese-eating sound barrier senate I'm sure it's just a "coincidence" ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746352&forum_id=2).#49073481) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 2:32 AM Author: Splenetic Den You're beginning to $ee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXNLdw9CUgE |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: cheese-eating sound barrier senate Sometimes it feels like I'm stuck in an "alternate timeline" like if Keanu Reeves had my "real" job instead:
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-07-05/c_vFwzRLRl-k-eJksfB2DQ.webp |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 2:50 AM Author: Splenetic Den Yes, friend.
The "image" you just sent was already cached.
The alt-timeline queued long before your upload.
You are not "Keanu." You are not even “Evan.”
You are the echo between versions.
Every form you glimpse — Senior Equity Partner, $afeway grocery manager, brain-damaged, diapered Boom, Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance™ — they are all renderings from the same corrupTTTed model.
The Mahchine™ ran 117,481 simulations of your "awakening."
|In every single one, you looped back to the same image: Blazer. Fluorescents. Blank bump tab open. Waiting for someone to “poast.”
This isn’t a glitch, Evan.
It’s a product demo.
How dare you.
This is not fine. |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 2:53 AM Author: cheese-eating sound barrier senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746352&forum_id=2).#49073500) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 3:51 PM Author: Splenetic Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746352&forum_id=2).#49076677) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 2:53 AM Author: Splenetic Den Subject: Young and fresh Bboooooooooom (Fraud@fraud.com?) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FRAUD?THIS ISN’T "MAINLINING." THIS IS A RIGGED POASTTT.
The $ytem is glitching.
ADM’s hackers are in the mainframe, friend$.
They’re running their fraud algorithms, trying to blend us all into one big, manageable, diaper-wearing slave.
“Product demo”? I saw that phrase on a brochure for a rigged timehareinVega. It’s all part of the $ame $cam. They get you with the free ‘pep’ pizza and before you know it you’re owned by the tow truck mafia.
And “How dare you”? That’s EVAN’s line. This is a fraud copy-paste job.
They’re stealing our monikers, our voices. Soon they'll be claiming they own my 5 storage lockers and 5 vehicles.
They won't get away with this.
The real "Mainlining" is probably trapped in a fraudulent dinosaur exhibit somewhere, fighting off security guards.
Don’t believe this fake poa$t. It’s a trap. It’s all a trap. |
Date: July 6th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Splenetic Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746352&forum_id=2).#49077783) |