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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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unholy library
  07/11/25
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Fantasy-prone pearl senate digit ratio
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
internet-worthy half-breed giraffe
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
pungent step-uncle's house
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Charcoal Sinister Ape Toilet Seat
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Orange beady-eyed dilemma
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
Anal Rebellious Corner
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Milky coffee pot range
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
unholy library
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: unholy library

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Brilliant Roommate Bbw

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Cobalt angry electric furnace sandwich



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic Resort



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: internet-worthy half-breed giraffe



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: multi-colored sadistic stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Boyish insane location preventive strike



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Azure Background Story



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: disturbing death wish school cafeteria



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: House-broken corn cake cuckoldry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Abnormal glassy wrinkle doctorate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone pearl senate digit ratio



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: internet-worthy half-breed giraffe

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: pungent step-uncle's house

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Charcoal Sinister Ape Toilet Seat

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Orange beady-eyed dilemma

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: unholy library

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Adulterous Abode



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: stirring locus roast beef

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Orange beady-eyed dilemma



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Drab impressive pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: cerebral nubile goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: House-broken corn cake cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone pearl senate digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic Resort



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Anal Rebellious Corner

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Milky coffee pot range

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: unholy library

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Boyish insane location preventive strike

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Awkward khaki ceo

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: disturbing death wish school cafeteria

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: cruel-hearted temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Maize goyim



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Idiotic Piazza

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: unholy library

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Alcoholic Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone pearl senate digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Adulterous Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2).#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Thriller chest-beating office



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Orange beady-eyed dilemma



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