\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Heady Goal In Life
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
rose cowardly abode brethren
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
180 Sable Heaven Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
dull impertinent haunted graveyard coffee pot
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Titillating Sweet Tailpipe
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Thriller judgmental corn cake
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Histrionic coiffed step-uncle's house new version
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
rose cowardly abode brethren
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Heady Goal In Life
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Transparent shivering boltzmann
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Drab Godawful Tanning Salon
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Heady Goal In Life
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Ultramarine stage
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Heady Goal In Life
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Galvanic Territorial Garrison
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Heady Goal In Life
  08/29/25
no
Galvanic Territorial Garrison
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Sadistic onyx hospital background story
  08/29/25
...
Galvanic Territorial Garrison
  08/28/25
...
Sadistic onyx hospital background story
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
rebellious rehab
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Sienna Diverse Patrolman Police Squad
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
nighttime balding incel
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Sienna Diverse Patrolman Police Squad
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Concupiscible embarrassed to the bone locus
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Crystalline Cracking Crackhouse Cumskin
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
180 Sable Heaven Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Heady Goal In Life
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
180 Sable Heaven Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/28/25
wow
Thriller judgmental corn cake
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
spectacular kitty cat gunner
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Umber quadroon
  08/29/25
...
Heady Goal In Life
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Heady Goal In Life
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Wild orchid sneaky criminal
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
supple liquid oxygen trust fund
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  08/29/26
...
Golf Wigger
  08/29/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Heady Goal In Life

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218557)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: rose cowardly abode brethren

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218558)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: 180 Sable Heaven Twinkling Uncleanness

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219392)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: dull impertinent haunted graveyard coffee pot

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218559)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Titillating Sweet Tailpipe

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218604)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Thriller judgmental corn cake

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222270)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Histrionic coiffed step-uncle's house new version

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218560)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: rose cowardly abode brethren

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218562)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Heady Goal In Life

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218575)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Transparent shivering boltzmann

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218581)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Drab Godawful Tanning Salon

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218599)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Heady Goal In Life

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219518)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine stage

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218579)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Heady Goal In Life

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218590)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Territorial Garrison

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49220228)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Heady Goal In Life

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222259)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Territorial Garrison

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222271)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Sadistic onyx hospital background story

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222283)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Galvanic Territorial Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218602)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Sadistic onyx hospital background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219360)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: rebellious rehab

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218580)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Sienna Diverse Patrolman Police Squad

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218598)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: nighttime balding incel

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219923)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Sienna Diverse Patrolman Police Squad

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49221791)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible embarrassed to the bone locus

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218600)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Crystalline Cracking Crackhouse Cumskin

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49218773)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: 180 Sable Heaven Twinkling Uncleanness

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219402)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Heady Goal In Life

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219522)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: 180 Sable Heaven Twinkling Uncleanness

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49219689)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Thriller judgmental corn cake

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222274)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: spectacular kitty cat gunner

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49221794)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Umber quadroon

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49221815)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Heady Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49221966)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Heady Goal In Life

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222267)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Wild orchid sneaky criminal

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222287)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: supple liquid oxygen trust fund

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#49222428)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#50102090)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2).#50102080)