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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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thriller nighttime plaza coffee pot
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
haunting blood rage
  08/28/25
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thriller nighttime plaza coffee pot
  08/28/25
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hairraiser domesticated hospital
  08/28/25
that's it?
opaque deep multi-billionaire kitty
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
thriller nighttime plaza coffee pot
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
dark lettuce
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
opaque deep multi-billionaire kitty
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Startling histrionic hominid
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Startling histrionic hominid
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Startling histrionic hominid
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
slippery aromatic parlour half-breed
  08/28/25
Happy?
Avocado water buffalo abode
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
slippery aromatic parlour half-breed
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
hairraiser domesticated hospital
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
hairraiser domesticated hospital
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
milky rough-skinned menage useless brakes
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
sable locale
  08/28/25
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appetizing school
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Emerald base electric furnace
  08/29/25
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Naked Theatre
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Exhilarant cyan internal respiration factory reset button
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Light athletic conference
  08/29/25
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appetizing school
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Odious crotch temple
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Light athletic conference
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Startling histrionic hominid
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Glittery rose sex offender
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
slippery aromatic parlour half-breed
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Exhilarant cyan internal respiration factory reset button
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Geriatric Red Psychic
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Poppy infuriating piazza foreskin
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
slippery aromatic parlour half-breed
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
hairraiser domesticated hospital
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Light athletic conference
  09/01/25
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apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Light athletic conference
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Avocado water buffalo abode
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
slippery aromatic parlour half-breed
  09/01/25
?
Startling histrionic hominid
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Impressive sticky masturbator affirmative action
  09/01/25
Fuck you
slippery aromatic parlour half-breed
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Startling histrionic hominid
  09/12/25
Yes
apoplectic marvelous quadroon
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Startling histrionic hominid
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Startling histrionic hominid
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
thriller nighttime plaza coffee pot
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: thriller nighttime plaza coffee pot



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: haunting blood rage

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: thriller nighttime plaza coffee pot



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: hairraiser domesticated hospital



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: opaque deep multi-billionaire kitty

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: thriller nighttime plaza coffee pot

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: dark lettuce

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: opaque deep multi-billionaire kitty

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Startling histrionic hominid

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Startling histrionic hominid

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Startling histrionic hominid

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: slippery aromatic parlour half-breed

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Avocado water buffalo abode

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: slippery aromatic parlour half-breed

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: hairraiser domesticated hospital

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: hairraiser domesticated hospital

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: milky rough-skinned menage useless brakes

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: sable locale

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: appetizing school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Emerald base electric furnace

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Naked Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant cyan internal respiration factory reset button

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Light athletic conference

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: appetizing school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Odious crotch temple

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Light athletic conference

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Startling histrionic hominid

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Glittery rose sex offender

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: slippery aromatic parlour half-breed

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant cyan internal respiration factory reset button

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Geriatric Red Psychic

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Poppy infuriating piazza foreskin

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: slippery aromatic parlour half-breed

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: hairraiser domesticated hospital

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Light athletic conference

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Light athletic conference

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Avocado water buffalo abode

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: slippery aromatic parlour half-breed

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Startling histrionic hominid

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Impressive sticky masturbator affirmative action

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: slippery aromatic parlour half-breed

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Startling histrionic hominid

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: apoplectic marvelous quadroon

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Startling histrionic hominid

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Startling histrionic hominid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: thriller nighttime plaza coffee pot

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2).#49259839)