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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
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Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rehab
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Fiercely-loyal excitant party of the first part lettuce
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
hideous twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
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magical messiness
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
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magical messiness
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
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magical messiness
  12/17/25
Incredible
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
boom lives
burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
hideous twinkling uncleanness
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
At-the-ready out-of-control double fault state
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
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magical messiness
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
wmtp
motley knife main people
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
lascivious abnormal trailer park gay wizard
  12/17/25
Strong contender
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
lascivious abnormal trailer park gay wizard
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
lascivious abnormal trailer park gay wizard
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Arousing Stage Son Of Senegal
  12/17/25
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fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
evan39
180 really tough guy tanning salon
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rehab
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
bronze new version
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
bronze new version
  12/17/25
who are you
burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
bronze new version
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
180 really tough guy tanning salon
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Comical obsidian university
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
bronze new version
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
bronze new version
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
bronze new version
  12/18/25
whokobe
burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Arousing Stage Son Of Senegal
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Arousing Stage Son Of Senegal
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
frozen prole site
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
frozen prole site
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
frozen prole site
  12/17/25
Who is IH
fishy degenerate
  12/17/25
(n00b)
frozen prole site
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Crimson Multi-colored Address Hominid
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
fishy degenerate
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Magenta razzle macaca fat ankles
  12/18/25
Stfu
fishy degenerate
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Bateful Adulterous Mad Cow Disease
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Big mexican
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
mischievous offensive school
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
fishy degenerate
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Coral misanthropic wagecucks church
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
fishy degenerate
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Crimson Multi-colored Address Hominid
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burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat
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Boom
crusty vermilion headpube
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deranged scarlet field
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Exciting maize national
  05/08/26


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: fishy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal excitant party of the first part lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: magical messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: magical messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: magical messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: hideous twinkling uncleanness

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: At-the-ready out-of-control double fault state

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: magical messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: motley knife main people

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: lascivious abnormal trailer park gay wizard

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: lascivious abnormal trailer park gay wizard

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: lascivious abnormal trailer park gay wizard

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Arousing Stage Son Of Senegal

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: fishy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: 180 really tough guy tanning salon

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rehab

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: bronze new version

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: bronze new version

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: bronze new version

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: 180 really tough guy tanning salon

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Comical obsidian university

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: bronze new version

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: bronze new version

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: bronze new version

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Arousing Stage Son Of Senegal

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Arousing Stage Son Of Senegal

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: frozen prole site

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: frozen prole site

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: frozen prole site

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: frozen prole site

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Crimson Multi-colored Address Hominid

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: fishy degenerate

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Magenta razzle macaca fat ankles

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Bateful Adulterous Mad Cow Disease

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Big mexican

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: mischievous offensive school

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Coral misanthropic wagecucks church

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: fishy degenerate

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Crimson Multi-colored Address Hominid

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519537)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: burgundy vibrant deer antler toilet seat



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: crusty vermilion headpube

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: deranged scarlet field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49519546)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Exciting maize national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2).#49875075)