\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Arousing Fuchsia Stag Film Giraffe
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Comical Dragon
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Comical Dragon
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
irradiated pearl den
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Comical Dragon
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
irradiated pearl den
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Comical Dragon
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Arousing Fuchsia Stag Film Giraffe
  01/05/26
...
Arousing Fuchsia Stag Film Giraffe
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Comical Dragon
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Arousing Fuchsia Stag Film Giraffe
  01/06/26
...
Coral know-it-all depressive
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Comical Dragon
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
peach electric people who are hurt pisswyrm
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
brass irate church building
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Walnut razzle bawdyhouse karate
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Comical Dragon
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Cerebral crawly toaster
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Comical Dragon
  01/06/26
...
floppy box office faggot firefighter
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Walnut razzle bawdyhouse karate
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Comical Dragon
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Cerebral crawly toaster
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Comical Dragon
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Cerebral crawly toaster
  01/06/26
Lmao
Arousing Fuchsia Stag Film Giraffe
  01/06/26
...
twinkling blood rage area
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Stirring wagecucks
  01/06/26
...
irradiated pearl den
  01/06/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Arousing Fuchsia Stag Film Giraffe

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565003)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Comical Dragon

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565021)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Comical Dragon

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565008)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: irradiated pearl den

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565020)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Comical Dragon

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565022)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: irradiated pearl den

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565024)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Comical Dragon

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565025)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Arousing Fuchsia Stag Film Giraffe

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565048)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Arousing Fuchsia Stag Film Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566633)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Comical Dragon

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566680)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Arousing Fuchsia Stag Film Giraffe

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566714)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Coral know-it-all depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566959)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Comical Dragon

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565140)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: peach electric people who are hurt pisswyrm

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566641)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: brass irate church building

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566643)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Walnut razzle bawdyhouse karate

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566656)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Comical Dragon

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566669)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly toaster

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566675)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Comical Dragon

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566684)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: floppy box office faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566729)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Walnut razzle bawdyhouse karate

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566689)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Comical Dragon

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566694)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly toaster

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566734)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Comical Dragon

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566736)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Cerebral crawly toaster

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566748)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Arousing Fuchsia Stag Film Giraffe

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566716)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: twinkling blood rage area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566722)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Stirring wagecucks

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566732)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: irradiated pearl den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566761)