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Urinal piss aiming strategy

Whats the optimal strategy for aiming your piss in a urinal?...
hairless reading party meetinghouse
  03/13/26
Hit the fly.
Nudist International Law Enforcement Agency Boiling Water
  03/13/26
i only piss in troughs and aim at the guy on the opposite si...
mahogany church building black woman
  03/13/26
Get out of here with lies.
hairless reading party meetinghouse
  03/13/26


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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: hairless reading party meetinghouse

Whats the optimal strategy for aiming your piss in a urinal?

First factor is hiding ones shamefully tiny dick, of course, but that doesnt really affect aim all that much. Agree?

Sexond priority is minimizing splashback. Should i aim for the back panel? The bottom of the bowl? The water? Seems like i generatr splash and het tiny little droplets of piss no matter where i aim but i wonder what the science says.

Third priority is making a big splash to imply you have a massovely girthy cock that SPEWS piss like a firehose. It seems like this factor points strongly to pissing directly in water to the extent there is any. But beyond that, what angle generates the most sound? And how do you find this factor to be in tension with item 2 above?

Please advise. Client expects a fulsome response by end of day. Thank.

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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Nudist International Law Enforcement Agency Boiling Water

Hit the fly.

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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: mahogany church building black woman

i only piss in troughs and aim at the guy on the opposite side

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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: hairless reading party meetinghouse

Get out of here with lies.

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