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Friend tried the worst pick up line ever on waitress last night & it worked

We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white thou...
Swashbuckling philosopher-king telephone
  04/24/26
My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fuc...
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buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i gu...
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I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lus...
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I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and t...
honey-headed fortuitous meteor senate
  04/24/26
That’s brilliant
Sepia mad cow disease
  04/24/26
be serious
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  04/24/26
Just sent him a screenshot of this
Swashbuckling philosopher-king telephone
  04/24/26
When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and w...
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He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in comput...
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Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot&...
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  04/25/26
We had flank steak
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absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chabl...
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how was the merlot?
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Dry and unremarkable
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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling philosopher-king telephone

We went to this Japanese restaurant. Waitress was white though, there aren't even any asians around here. He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers) and grabs her hand and looks it over and while holding it he looked into her eyes and says "I would break my sacred vows for you" she got flustered and left and we laughed at him. Later she gives him a receipt with her phone number on it. She gave us a free bottle of merlot too.

If I grabbed a chicks hand I would for sure get slapped & have. He's 6'4 and when we go places he "sits tall" with a tall posture.

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Sepia mad cow disease

My gardener said the same thing to my wife and after she fucked him I screamed, “There are no sacred gardening vows!”

She felt real embarrassed.

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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Beady-eyed cerise mediation headpube



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Bearded Location

buried the lede a little bit there but hey good for him i guess. and happy you guys got some free wine. fortune favors the bold

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: violet thriller coldplay fan church

I suggested this approach to my notary buddy when he was lusting after some girl, but he just looked at me with disgust and walked off.

our other friend had to tell me, "a notary would never break his vow, you fucking tard."

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling philosopher-king telephone



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Bearded Location



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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:55 AM
Author: hot contagious temple



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: honey-headed fortuitous meteor senate

I was expecting him to motion her over with his finger and then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five. . . ".

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Sepia mad cow disease

That’s brilliant

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: bisexual passionate potus

be serious

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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling philosopher-king telephone

Just sent him a screenshot of this

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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:12 AM
Author: honey-headed fortuitous meteor senate

When you deliver the punchline you have to smile, wink and wiggle all five of your fingers

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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: hot contagious temple



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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: ivory dysfunction spot



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: dashing space round eye

Sits Tall with Tall Posture tp

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Date: April 25th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: brindle state



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Date: April 25th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Sapphire roast beef



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Date: April 24th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Milky love of her life

He tells the waitress he's a hand doctor (he works in computers)

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Date: April 24th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Wonderful rigpig sanctuary



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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: very tactful hilarious hairy legs partner

Describe the members of this group who orders “Merlot” with their Japanese food

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Date: April 25th, 2026 3:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling philosopher-king telephone

We had flank steak

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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Beady-eyed cerise mediation headpube



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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Bearded Location

absolutely devastating. i would much prefer champagne, chablis, albarino, riesling, or perhaps a light pinot noir

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Date: April 25th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: Beady-eyed cerise mediation headpube

how was the merlot?

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Date: April 25th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling philosopher-king telephone

Dry and unremarkable

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