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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
glittery field headpube
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
iridescent nowag
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
glittery field headpube
  05/01/26
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Fishy aromatic abode
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
iridescent nowag
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Twisted thriller whorehouse
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
Titillating gas station regret
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glittery field headpube
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
Brindle parlour
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Onyx Costumed Newt
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glittery field headpube
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
cerise hairraiser mad cow disease rigpig
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
Swashbuckling Sick Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
laughsome faggot firefighter ratface
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
Onyx Costumed Newt
  05/02/26
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Self-absorbed Hell Mexican
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: glittery field headpube

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: iridescent nowag

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: glittery field headpube

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Fishy aromatic abode



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: iridescent nowag

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Twisted thriller whorehouse



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Titillating gas station regret

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: glittery field headpube



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Brindle parlour

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2).#49857622)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: Onyx Costumed Newt



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: glittery field headpube



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: cerise hairraiser mad cow disease rigpig

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sick Scourge Upon The Earth

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2).#49858308)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: laughsome faggot firefighter ratface

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2).#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Onyx Costumed Newt

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2).#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Hell Mexican



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