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The guy does have a point - how the fuck does the Switch 2 not have games?
| heady address | 05/03/26 |
| bearded self-absorbed legal warrant | 05/03/26 |
| iridescent french plaza | 05/03/26 |
| bearded self-absorbed legal warrant | 05/03/26 |
| bearded self-absorbed legal warrant | 05/03/26 |
| bearded self-absorbed legal warrant | 05/03/26 |
| bearded self-absorbed legal warrant | 05/03/26 |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 7:55 PM Author: heady address The thing has been out a full year now, and the only classic game we've gotten is Mario Kart.
How hard is it to just have one of these games come out every six months
3D Mario 2D Mario Smash Brothers Luigi's Mansion Zelda Mario Party
Seems like they could even just have AI create a new Donkey Kong Platformer in an hour. |
Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:20 PM Author: bearded self-absorbed legal warrant I don't know how the fuck they did it back in the day. And how little credit they actually got. Constantly lambasted for having No Games while their output was spectacular.
1996-1998: Super Mario 64 Pilotwings 64 Mario Kart 64 Wave Race 64 Star Fox 64 Ocarina of Time 1080 F-Zero X
The collective gaming media: "No Games"
2025-2027: Mario Kart Donkey Kong Bananza ***That's literally it because:
Kirby: Sora Ltd / Bandai Namco Hyrule Warriors: Koei Tecmo Pokopia: Koei Tecmo Metroid: Westerners + Switch 1 game Pokemon Z-A: Game Freak + Switch 1 game Pokemon 2027: Game Freak Yoshi games: Made by another dev
Nintendo themselves - the salarymen in Kyoto - have made Two Games for Switch 2. And they're both basically Switch 1 tier games.
There's also this though. The State of Gaming has Changed. You can't just expect an Autumnal Zelda to save the day: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&mc=40&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:37 PM Author: iridescent french plaza lol, did you think this was some kind of meme?
this is Real life, Champ |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:38 PM Author: bearded self-absorbed legal warrant And they did all of the above while Supervising Rare and having to bail the Dream Team out of jail from to time for various reasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863305&forum_id=2).#49862661) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:44 PM Author: bearded self-absorbed legal warrant Biggest thing where they have their backs against the wall - and it's worse now than with the Switch 1 - is that they can either make Games that obviously could've ran on Switch 1 (like fucking pokopia) or they can make Cutting Edge State of AAA Games that will take until 2032 to make. That's it. Metroid Prime 4 is a technical tour de force and it PROVES that Switch 1 is capable of a lot. Any cartoon looking game on Switch 2 is a Fake Exclusive that could've been on Switch 1.
They can't do better than that. They have SO FEW employees compared to Ubisoft. They can't make shrewd AA games with Gamecube budgets. They're fucked. It's over. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 10:23 PM Author: bearded self-absorbed legal warrant https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZPep1UQTDM8/hq720.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863305&forum_id=2).#49862969) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 10:43 PM Author: bearded self-absorbed legal warrant btw another Shocking Statistic: Nintendo (Kyoto) made No Games for Game Boy Color. At all. Period.
They are completely capable of going YEARS without releasing a single game, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. |