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someone write dialogue from Full Metal Jacket, between Drill Sgt and Spaceporn
| shekky abramowitz | 08/18/26 |
| gunneratttt | 08/18/26 |
| shekky abramowitz | 08/18/26 |
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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: shekky abramowitz ((zurich is stained)) assume he knows about/has seen spaceporn's package (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894466&forum_id=2,#50075549) |
Date: August 18th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt) I bet you're the type guy that fucks a kid in the ass without the goddamned common courtesy not to insist he call you Daddy after (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894466&forum_id=2,#50075565) |
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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: shekky abramowitz ((zurich is stained)) *looks in footlocker, pulls out J Crew for kids summer catalogue, pages stuck together*
"WELL HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE HERE?"
*holds magazine between index finger and thumb*
"IT LOOKS LIKE PRIVATE SPACEPORN HAS HIMSELF SOME SEXY READING MATERIAL. YOU FUCKERS ALL DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 100. YOU JERKED OFF TO IT, LET THEM PAY FOR IT!" |