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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/18/25
710K
nubile site
  12/18/25
lawyer?
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/18/25
yea
nubile site
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
impertinent range
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
Elite Dilemma
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
impertinent range
  12/18/25
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cyan cocky box office
  12/18/25
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Diverse ivory university
  12/19/25
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Ultramarine den
  12/19/25
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High-end vigorous menage toaster
  12/19/25
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Olive brunch
  12/20/25
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Brass jet-lagged principal's office goyim
  12/21/25
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adulterous light business firm
  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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charcoal electric furnace
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
stirring space international law enforcement agency
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
stirring space international law enforcement agency
  12/18/25
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Diverse ivory university
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
shaky territorial turdskin
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
opaque glittery wrinkle candlestick maker
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
shaky territorial turdskin
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Anal magical hominid meetinghouse
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
shaky territorial turdskin
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
tan field mad cow disease
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
tan field mad cow disease
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
tan field mad cow disease
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Wild zippy potus mexican
  12/18/25
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nubile site
  12/18/25
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sick abode
  12/19/25
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Primrose Church
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Diverse ivory university
  12/19/25
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Burgundy Fanboi
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
tan field mad cow disease
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Pale Background Story
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
topaz soul-stirring water buffalo brethren
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Diverse ivory university
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Trip yellow elastic band
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Diverse ivory university
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
Stimulating Cobalt Famous Landscape Painting
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
sick abode
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
smoky exhilarant indian lodge
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
hairraiser hairy legs
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Wild zippy potus mexican
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Flesh whorehouse friendly grandma
  12/18/25
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citrine gas station telephone
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/18/25
I am atty.
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
tan field mad cow disease
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
frozen judgmental parlor azn
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
frozen judgmental parlor azn
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
Mentally Impaired Garrison
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
frozen judgmental parlor azn
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
razzmatazz vengeful jap pozpig
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Diverse ivory university
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
razzmatazz vengeful jap pozpig
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
razzmatazz vengeful jap pozpig
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Brass jet-lagged principal's office goyim
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
puce roommate doctorate
  12/22/25
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puce roommate doctorate
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
puce roommate doctorate
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
razzmatazz vengeful jap pozpig
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Wild zippy potus mexican
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
citrine gas station telephone
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Wild zippy potus mexican
  12/18/25
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  12/19/25
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Diverse ivory university
  12/19/25
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puce roommate doctorate
  12/22/25
not enough.
sick abode
  12/18/25
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Thriller Magenta Stage Dingle Berry
  12/20/25
little under $6M
slap-happy cerebral generalized bond
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
tan field mad cow disease
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
impertinent range
  12/18/25
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useless codepig main people
  12/18/25
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Stimulating Cobalt Famous Landscape Painting
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
slap-happy cerebral generalized bond
  12/19/25
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Outnumbered hyperactive school
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Iridescent Locale
  12/18/25
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cyan cocky box office
  12/18/25
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sick abode
  12/18/25
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frisky giraffe
  12/20/25
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impressive walnut library sex offender
  12/21/25
-$184K
Appetizing regret sanctuary
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
Henna athletic conference
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Galvanic Jade Native Ladyboy
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
Ultramarine den
  12/19/25
low-200s
cowardly theater
  12/18/25
0
crimson theater stage double fault
  12/18/25
like 2 million
Chestnut Locus Macaca
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Emerald Fantasy-prone Really Tough Guy
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
racy heaven twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
fear-inspiring razzle-dazzle public bath
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
racy heaven twinkling uncleanness
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
charcoal electric furnace
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
fear-inspiring razzle-dazzle public bath
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
smoky exhilarant indian lodge
  12/19/25
thank you
fear-inspiring razzle-dazzle public bath
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
stubborn free-loading shrine
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Massive Hell
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
chrome gaped antidepressant drug multi-billionaire
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
Motley Carnelian Mental Disorder Home
  12/19/25
what happened
Ultramarine den
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
Motley Carnelian Mental Disorder Home
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
High-end vigorous menage toaster
  12/19/25
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translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
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  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Burgundy Fanboi
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Red razzle area
  12/20/25
~$900k
Trip yellow elastic band
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Mind-boggling death wish
  12/19/25
Wow.
Thriller Magenta Stage Dingle Berry
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
sick abode
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Mind-boggling death wish
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
sick abode
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Mind-boggling death wish
  12/19/25
lol
Dashing lodge travel guidebook
  12/19/25
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sick abode
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
smoky exhilarant indian lodge
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
claret cruise ship liquid oxygen
  12/19/25
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smoky exhilarant indian lodge
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
Mentally Impaired Garrison
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
ruddy quadroon
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Irradiated fishy fat ankles
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
ruddy quadroon
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
claret cruise ship liquid oxygen
  12/21/25
You sound poor
charcoal electric furnace
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
frisky giraffe
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Turquoise point dragon
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Beady-eyed sable house
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Turquoise point dragon
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
racy heaven twinkling uncleanness
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Turquoise point dragon
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
nubile site
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
puce roommate doctorate
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Turquoise point dragon
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
slap-happy cerebral generalized bond
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Beady-eyed sable house
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Thriller Magenta Stage Dingle Berry
  12/20/25
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translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/20/25
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nubile site
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
Olive brunch
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Emerald Fantasy-prone Really Tough Guy
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
embarrassed to the bone self-centered puppy old irish cottage
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
embarrassed to the bone self-centered puppy old irish cottage
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
embarrassed to the bone self-centered puppy old irish cottage
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
passionate institution
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
hot gay property
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
passionate institution
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
passionate institution
  12/21/25
...
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
ruddy quadroon
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Pale Background Story
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Hateful ceo pit
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
translucent fortuitous meteor
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
charismatic flickering ticket booth kitty
  12/21/25
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adulterous light business firm
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
rusted vivacious faggot firefighter
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
mahogany market
  12/21/25
180 last note
razzmatazz vengeful jap pozpig
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
hot gay property
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
salmon floppy casino dysfunction
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
opaque glittery wrinkle candlestick maker
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
hot gay property
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
maniacal son of senegal
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Sienna crackhouse becky
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
impressive walnut library sex offender
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
nubile site
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
ruddy quadroon
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
maniacal son of senegal
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Thriller Magenta Stage Dingle Berry
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
nubile site
  12/23/25
cap gains
Mentally Impaired Garrison
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
nubile site
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Thriller Magenta Stage Dingle Berry
  12/25/25
~$500k
Hateful ceo pit
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: nubile site

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: nubile site

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: impertinent range

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Elite Dilemma

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: impertinent range

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: cyan cocky box office



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Diverse ivory university



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Ultramarine den



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: High-end vigorous menage toaster



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Olive brunch



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Brass jet-lagged principal's office goyim



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: adulterous light business firm



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: impressive walnut library sex offender



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: charcoal electric furnace



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: stirring space international law enforcement agency

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519929)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: stirring space international law enforcement agency

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Diverse ivory university



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: shaky territorial turdskin

$130k in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519936)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: opaque glittery wrinkle candlestick maker

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: shaky territorial turdskin

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Anal magical hominid meetinghouse

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: shaky territorial turdskin

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: tan field mad cow disease

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: tan field mad cow disease

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: tan field mad cow disease

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Wild zippy potus mexican

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: nubile site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: sick abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Primrose Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Diverse ivory university

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Burgundy Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: tan field mad cow disease

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Pale Background Story

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: topaz soul-stirring water buffalo brethren

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Diverse ivory university

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Trip yellow elastic band

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Diverse ivory university

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Stimulating Cobalt Famous Landscape Painting

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: sick abode

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant indian lodge

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: hairraiser hairy legs

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Wild zippy potus mexican

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Flesh whorehouse friendly grandma

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: citrine gas station telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: tan field mad cow disease

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: frozen judgmental parlor azn

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: frozen judgmental parlor azn

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Garrison

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: frozen judgmental parlor azn

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful jap pozpig

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Diverse ivory university

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful jap pozpig

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful jap pozpig

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Brass jet-lagged principal's office goyim

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: puce roommate doctorate

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: puce roommate doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: puce roommate doctorate

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful jap pozpig

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Wild zippy potus mexican

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: citrine gas station telephone

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Wild zippy potus mexican

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: High-end vigorous menage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Diverse ivory university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: puce roommate doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: sick abode

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Thriller Magenta Stage Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: slap-happy cerebral generalized bond

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: tan field mad cow disease

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: impertinent range

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: useless codepig main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Stimulating Cobalt Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: slap-happy cerebral generalized bond

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Outnumbered hyperactive school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Iridescent Locale

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: cyan cocky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sick abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: frisky giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: impressive walnut library sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Appetizing regret sanctuary

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Henna athletic conference

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Galvanic Jade Native Ladyboy

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Ultramarine den

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: cowardly theater

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: crimson theater stage double fault

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Chestnut Locus Macaca

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Emerald Fantasy-prone Really Tough Guy

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: racy heaven twinkling uncleanness

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: fear-inspiring razzle-dazzle public bath

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: racy heaven twinkling uncleanness

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: charcoal electric furnace

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring razzle-dazzle public bath

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant indian lodge

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: fear-inspiring razzle-dazzle public bath

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: stubborn free-loading shrine

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Massive Hell

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: chrome gaped antidepressant drug multi-billionaire

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Motley Carnelian Mental Disorder Home

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Ultramarine den

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Motley Carnelian Mental Disorder Home

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: High-end vigorous menage toaster

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Drab sound barrier masturbator

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Burgundy Fanboi

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Red razzle area

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Trip yellow elastic band

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling death wish

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Thriller Magenta Stage Dingle Berry

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: sick abode

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling death wish

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: sick abode

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling death wish

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Dashing lodge travel guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: sick abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant indian lodge

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: claret cruise ship liquid oxygen

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: smoky exhilarant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Garrison

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: ruddy quadroon

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Irradiated fishy fat ankles

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: ruddy quadroon

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: claret cruise ship liquid oxygen

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: charcoal electric furnace

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: frisky giraffe

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Turquoise point dragon

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed sable house

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Turquoise point dragon

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: racy heaven twinkling uncleanness

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Turquoise point dragon

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: nubile site

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: puce roommate doctorate

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Turquoise point dragon

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: slap-happy cerebral generalized bond

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sable house

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Thriller Magenta Stage Dingle Berry

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: nubile site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Olive brunch

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Emerald Fantasy-prone Really Tough Guy

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone self-centered puppy old irish cottage

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone self-centered puppy old irish cottage

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone self-centered puppy old irish cottage

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: passionate institution

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: hot gay property

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: passionate institution

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: passionate institution

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: ruddy quadroon

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Pale Background Story

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Hateful ceo pit

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: translucent fortuitous meteor

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: charismatic flickering ticket booth kitty

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: adulterous light business firm



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: rusted vivacious faggot firefighter

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: mahogany market

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful jap pozpig

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: hot gay property

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: salmon floppy casino dysfunction

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Flushed vibrant stag film legal warrant

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: opaque glittery wrinkle candlestick maker

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: hot gay property

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: maniacal son of senegal

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Sienna crackhouse becky

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: impressive walnut library sex offender

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: nubile site

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: ruddy quadroon

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: maniacal son of senegal

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Thriller Magenta Stage Dingle Berry

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: nubile site

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Garrison

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: nubile site

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Thriller Magenta Stage Dingle Berry

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Hateful ceo pit

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49538879)