Solitary confinement for up to 4 years with these conditions.
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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:19 AM Author: Filthy Place Of Business
After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a penny. It will double your second month, to two pennies, which will be doubled the third month (to four pennies), and so on for a maximum of four years (N=48). Serving the full sentence will yield 2^49-1 pennies = $5.63 trillion. Your payout will be made in gold, and the final amount will be adjusted for inflation (i.e., paid in 2012 dollars). For ease of reference:
1 year = $81.91
2 years = $335, 544.31
3 years = $1.37 billion
4 years = $5.63 trillion
Here are the rules while in solitary:
1. You will be locked in an underground 10' x 10' x 10' chamber illuminated by exactly one foot square of light. No communication with anyone will be allowed. No writing implements or any other communication device permitted. No games, books, music, or any other entertainment provided.
2. Your family and friends will not be informed of your whereabouts, nor will they have any knowledge of the contract until you've completed your term.
3. Once a month, the cell door will open. You will be given an hour to step outside if you choose. Your term ends as soon as you exercise this option.
4. Food and water will be deposited in a panel twice a day. Your meals will contain the minimum caloric requirements to keep you alive, as determined by a panel of doctors. Unless you specify any dietary conditions (e.g., allergies, religious requirements, etc.) in advance, you will not have any further control over the menu.
5. Once a week, a holding chamber at the back of the room will open. After you step inside, its door will close, sealing the room from your cell. You will shower in this room during routine cleanings and inspections. Refusal to step into the holding chamber before the cleaning crew arrives will end the game.
6. Your furniture will consist of one hardboard bed (no blankets), a washstand, and a flushable toilet with a bidet.
7. You will be filmed at all times by hidden cameras. Any cheating will result in forfeiture of your prize money and payment of damages to the prison company, as determined by an internal review panel. You will serve your sentence nude.
Clarifications available on request.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753801) |
Date: July 31st, 2013 12:25 AM Author: Fantasy-prone Arousing Point Telephone
1) I assume there is a toilet in the room?
2) The family/friends condition is brutal. Would be way too painful for them. I'd have to decline because of that. Is that condition non-negotiable?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753837) |
Date: July 31st, 2013 12:32 AM Author: Aquamarine queen of the night sandwich
*serves 4 years sentence nude*
*works out obsessively*
*emerges 4 years later as billionaire who dominates IFNB*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753894)
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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:34 AM Author: Filthy Place Of Business
*screams at random strangers*
*hates animals*
*has vivid nightmares*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753907) |
Date: July 31st, 2013 1:45 AM Author: Exciting saffron nursing home
I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough for a worthwhile payout.
Maybe my man Mr. Spock could just meditate the whole time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754142) |
Date: July 31st, 2013 1:48 AM Author: brass demanding persian theater
would this make it better or worse:
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays repeatedly and very loudly throughout your stay in solitary, once a month you will get Offspring - Pretty Fly For a White Guy to change things up.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754160) |
Date: July 31st, 2013 9:41 AM Author: Mind-boggling lay patrolman
You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years doing nothing all day every day?
no thanks
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754756) |
Date: July 31st, 2013 11:10 AM Author: iridescent heaven
do you think man can force himself into hibernation?
like, could you sleep away half the time?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23755024) |
Date: July 31st, 2013 12:43 PM Author: comical sex offender yarmulke
No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids maybe. I'd have to do research on the mental damage and whether it could definitely repaired and how.
You should allow like the Bible and the Quran and a few things like that.
Also can you have like a clock/calendar or way to keep track of time?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23755317) |
Date: July 31st, 2013 4:36 PM Author: Federal wonderful community account
i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear my head and not have obligations for four years. i routinely stare at an airplane's seatback for five hours without finding it boring or disengaged.
the mental trick is to pretend that each day is your first. "oh, i just got here".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756395) |
Date: May 4th, 2019 8:13 PM Author: Cerebral pontificating meetinghouse juggernaut
can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years.
The only reason I would never do this is because I don't trust that I will get the payout. But in a theoretical world where this works I am 1000% in. This would be awesome.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#38187671) |
Date: January 9th, 2026 6:36 PM
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