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Solitary confinement for up to 4 years with these conditions.

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a p...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it
hateful lilac mad cow disease
  07/31/13
You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month pe...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely wor...
hateful lilac mad cow disease
  07/31/13
Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire afte...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck y...
crimson disgusting state useless brakes
  07/31/13
People accept less money for ARE military.
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking a...
crimson disgusting state useless brakes
  07/31/13
I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. Wha...
crimson disgusting state useless brakes
  07/31/13
LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental pr...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and s...
Coral Forum
  07/31/13
LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows o...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potenti...
shivering pistol business firm
  07/31/13
cr
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
I'd do the four years
Anal Hell New Version
  07/31/13
lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
1) I assume there is a toilet in the room? 2) The family/...
balding fuchsia affirmative action
  07/31/13
1) Toilet is in the room. 2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, ...
stubborn bisexual messiness
  07/31/13
no can do.
Frum Spot
  07/31/13
how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?
shivering pistol business firm
  07/31/13
The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy
Anal Hell New Version
  07/31/13
...
Big Partner
  07/31/13
Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
can i paint murals on the walls in shit?
shivering pistol business firm
  07/31/13
They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies gi...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
(wave-particle denier)
shivering pistol business firm
  07/31/13
tyft
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
...
shivering pistol business firm
  07/31/13
Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.
drunken arousing private investor
  07/31/13
no. fuck you man.
Aromatic flirting point ceo
  07/31/13
i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desp...
Lime nofapping temple tattoo
  07/31/13
*serves 4 years sentence nude* *works out obsessively* ...
concupiscible native
  07/31/13
*screams at random strangers* *hates animals* *has viv...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure...
well-lubricated impertinent azn
  07/31/13
Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop scr...
Odious Den Rigor
  07/31/13
lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of l...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
Additional twist: twist
Razzle-dazzle dun nowag
  07/31/13
need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive...
Wild Ungodly Meetinghouse Fat Ankles
  07/31/13
(fat retard)
Odious Den Rigor
  07/31/13
No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone ...
crimson disgusting state useless brakes
  07/31/13
Explain. What condition makes it impossible?
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty o...
crimson disgusting state useless brakes
  07/31/13
Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.
bossy floppy parlor
  07/31/13
Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems
Razzle-dazzle dun nowag
  07/31/13
Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.
flesh university becky
  07/31/13
there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intac...
Vivacious senate
  07/31/13
It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're bui...
vigorous honey-headed chapel legal warrant
  07/31/13
It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvat...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's ho...
crimson disgusting state useless brakes
  07/31/13
JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, thou...
Hairless locale
  07/31/13
flame
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
lack of human contact is completely different. You can surv...
Vivacious senate
  07/31/13
Astronauts and hermits, bro.
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time ...
Vivacious senate
  07/31/13
There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to oth...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or fi...
Vivacious senate
  07/31/13
Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity i...
milky alcoholic abode degenerate
  07/31/13
Pretty sure this douche would do it... http://www.youtube...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perr...
Coral Forum
  07/31/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough fo...
Wine Milk
  07/31/13
would this make it better or worse: Imagine Dragons - Rad...
bat shit crazy menage ladyboy
  07/31/13
waaaaaay worse
Wine Milk
  07/31/13
Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actuall...
flatulent faggotry pozpig
  07/31/13
yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and ou...
Garnet national
  07/31/13
it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the ce...
aquamarine thriller internal respiration sound barrier
  07/31/13
Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn...
Coral Forum
  07/31/13
the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end...
Lascivious Home Gay Wizard
  07/31/13
For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed ti...
Coral Forum
  07/31/13
(atheist)
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
lolno.
Deranged piazza
  07/31/13
what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came ...
Nudist police squad rigpig
  07/31/13
Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligenc...
Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe
  07/31/13
It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activi...
flesh university becky
  07/31/13
You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years d...
glittery flickering brunch multi-billionaire
  07/31/13
i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure tha...
Hairless locale
  07/31/13
frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing...
orchid main people
  07/31/13
do you think man can force himself into hibernation? like...
Dead tanning salon really tough guy
  07/31/13
I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of ...
seedy cuckoldry dilemma
  07/31/13
John Mason did it, why can't I
comical massive school
  07/31/13
No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids m...
stubborn bisexual messiness
  07/31/13
i would do four months.
olive marvelous orchestra pit
  07/31/13
i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear ...
cheese-eating blathering jew location
  07/31/13
No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few...
flesh university becky
  07/31/13
only people who are so weak that they need social interactio...
cheese-eating blathering jew location
  07/31/13
(normal person)
Hairless locale
  07/31/13
the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. b...
cheese-eating blathering jew location
  07/31/13
Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids ar...
tantric pea-brained brethren
  07/31/13
Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reason...
flatulent faggotry pozpig
  07/31/13
right, it's interesting how studies show that having books i...
cheese-eating blathering jew location
  07/31/13
The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be o...
flatulent faggotry pozpig
  07/31/13
pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a...
cheese-eating blathering jew location
  07/31/13
Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.
Shimmering wonderful coffee pot gunner
  05/04/19
Lmfao I do this for free every weekend
Infuriating poppy knife area
  05/04/19
Jew hypos ljl
rebellious maroon haunted graveyard hospital
  05/04/19
can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years. The onl...
citrine fantasy-prone lettuce library
  05/04/19
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  01/09/26
Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?
titus chicken
  01/09/26


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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

After your first month of solitary (N=1), you'll receive a penny. It will double your second month, to two pennies, which will be doubled the third month (to four pennies), and so on for a maximum of four years (N=48). Serving the full sentence will yield 2^49-1 pennies = $5.63 trillion. Your payout will be made in gold, and the final amount will be adjusted for inflation (i.e., paid in 2012 dollars). For ease of reference:

1 year = $81.91

2 years = $335, 544.31

3 years = $1.37 billion

4 years = $5.63 trillion

Here are the rules while in solitary:

1. You will be locked in an underground 10' x 10' x 10' chamber illuminated by exactly one foot square of light. No communication with anyone will be allowed. No writing implements or any other communication device permitted. No games, books, music, or any other entertainment provided.

2. Your family and friends will not be informed of your whereabouts, nor will they have any knowledge of the contract until you've completed your term.

3. Once a month, the cell door will open. You will be given an hour to step outside if you choose. Your term ends as soon as you exercise this option.

4. Food and water will be deposited in a panel twice a day. Your meals will contain the minimum caloric requirements to keep you alive, as determined by a panel of doctors. Unless you specify any dietary conditions (e.g., allergies, religious requirements, etc.) in advance, you will not have any further control over the menu.

5. Once a week, a holding chamber at the back of the room will open. After you step inside, its door will close, sealing the room from your cell. You will shower in this room during routine cleanings and inspections. Refusal to step into the holding chamber before the cleaning crew arrives will end the game.

6. Your furniture will consist of one hardboard bed (no blankets), a washstand, and a flushable toilet with a bidet.

7. You will be filmed at all times by hidden cameras. Any cheating will result in forfeiture of your prize money and payment of damages to the prison company, as determined by an internal review panel. You will serve your sentence nude.

Clarifications available on request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753801)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:22 AM
Author: hateful lilac mad cow disease

no I think im too much of a pussy to actually complete it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753815)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

You can serve a partial sentence (e.g., cop dat one-month penny).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753819)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:23 AM
Author: hateful lilac mad cow disease

so id have to go over two years to make it even remotely worth it? still thnk im too much of a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753829)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

Name a job where you are guaranteed to be a billionaire after three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753859)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: crimson disgusting state useless brakes

This isn't any job. This is a job that will literally fuck your brain for life after like one year. Irredeemably insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

People accept less money for ARE military.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754057)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:27 AM
Author: crimson disgusting state useless brakes

lol at you just utterly refusing to comprehend how fucking awful long-term solitary is



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754075)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

I'm willing to comprehend it, bro. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754084)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: crimson disgusting state useless brakes

Consider this: a week in solitary causes hallucinations. What the fuck you think three years in solitary would do?

Obviously we don't have long-term studies on the effects of this level of solitary you propose because it's uniformly considered torture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754104)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

LJL, it does that to criminals who A. already have mental problems and B. satisfy their ego function entirely through domination/exploitation of social groups.

Hermits have been around for thousands of years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754113)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:55 AM
Author: Coral Forum

Hermits can do anything they want to occupy their time and stimulate themselves. Being locked in a room with not so much as a pad of paper =/= becoming a hermit.

Are you dumb or troll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754477)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

LJL, no. Hermits have lived in confined cells, taken vows of silence, regulated themselves on strict regimens of ceaseless prayer and occasional eating, etc. Sorry your university never taught you religious history.

New hypo: Someone does the full four year term. Write some fiction about what you imagine their life is like. I want to see how hysterical you are about solitary confinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754522)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: shivering pistol business firm

do you allow for the possibility that knowing you're potentially making tons of money by doing it and that you can stop whenever you want would change things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754114)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:43 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754523)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Anal Hell New Version

I'd do the four years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753846)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:29 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

lol, you can't even ignore this site for one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753867)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:25 AM
Author: balding fuchsia affirmative action

1) I assume there is a toilet in the room?

2) The family/friends condition is brutal. Would be way too painful for them. I'd have to decline because of that. Is that condition non-negotiable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753837)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

1) Toilet is in the room.

2) Yeah, bro. Non-negotiable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753856)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: stubborn bisexual messiness

So they won't know your whereabouts and the contract terms, but could you say "I have to go away for a long time, I can't tell you where it's a secret, but I will be back and I'm doing it for money."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23755336)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Frum Spot

no can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753839)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: shivering pistol business firm

how exactly does one cheat in this scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753843)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:28 AM
Author: Anal Hell New Version

The 3 years would be worth it 4 is greedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753862)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: Big Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23755017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

Sneaking pencils and paper up your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753875)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:35 AM
Author: shivering pistol business firm

can i paint murals on the walls in shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753908)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:41 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

They'll be cleaned off once a week. No painting supplies given, and good luck doing that in the dark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753926)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: shivering pistol business firm

(wave-particle denier)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754007)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754017)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: shivering pistol business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754028)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:43 AM
Author: drunken arousing private investor

Liberal arts retard here. Please explain this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754492)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Aromatic flirting point ceo

no. fuck you man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753850)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:27 AM
Author: Lime nofapping temple tattoo

i can't imagine lasting more than a week without enough desperate anxiety/maddness to run out the door the first chance you get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753853)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:32 AM
Author: concupiscible native

*serves 4 years sentence nude*

*works out obsessively*

*emerges 4 years later as billionaire who dominates IFNB*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753894)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

*screams at random strangers*

*hates animals*

*has vivid nightmares*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753907)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:36 AM
Author: well-lubricated impertinent azn

That's considerably worse than most POW conditions. Not sure anyone could make three months under those conditions without serious mental issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753913)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:47 AM
Author: Odious Den Rigor

Twist: the 1 square foot of light emanates from a laptop screen that displays the latest poasts on AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753944)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

lol...but to clarify, no. It's a plain old square foot of light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753949)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dun nowag

Additional twist: twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754992)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Wild Ungodly Meetinghouse Fat Ankles

need more food than the minimum caloric intake to stay alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23753998)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Odious Den Rigor

(fat retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754000)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:15 AM
Author: crimson disgusting state useless brakes

No. The terms of this solitary would break literally anyone within a year. And I mean BREAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754022)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

Explain. What condition makes it impossible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754059)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: crimson disgusting state useless brakes

The isolation for three years (shorter than that it pretty obviously cannot financially be worth it) would give you PTSD, you'd be permanently scarred, unable to form any social attachments, experience frequent hallucinations, be 50% more likely to commit a felony, be much more suicidal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754100)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

Just do meditation and prayer, bro. Solitary is bad when it's forced on you and there's no big payout at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754108)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: bossy floppy parlor

if i didn't make $235k a year pre-bonus, yeah maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754072)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dun nowag

Obama's new minimum wage is pretty good it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754996)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:40 PM
Author: flesh university becky

Wait, what. You manage a grocery store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756420)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Vivacious senate

there is no way anyone survives this with their sanity intact for more than a few months. conditions are way too harsh bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754078)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

It's not worse than Auschwitz, and people survived that, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754082)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: vigorous honey-headed chapel legal warrant

there were diversions at that camp. this scenario you're building in your basement literally makes auschqitz look like a spa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754091)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

It's Auschwitz with no survivor guilt, forced labor, starvation, disease, gas chambers, etc. Which is to say, not nearly as bad as Auschwitz at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754099)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: crimson disgusting state useless brakes

it's also Auschwitz with no social support system. That's honestly the legit biggest part of OP's torture chamber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754107)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

JFC, have you ever read anything about Auschwitz? The "social support system" was part of the torture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapo_%28Arbeitslager%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754119)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:36 AM
Author: Hairless locale

it's a lot worse than auschwitz as it actually existed, though probably not as bad as auschwitz as you believe it existed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754516)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754520)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:36 AM
Author: Vivacious senate

lack of human contact is completely different. You can survive physical torture as long as you have people around. you can't survive the mental torture of being completely and totally alone for years on end. no way anyone makes it to year two, much less year three, without serious fucking problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754117)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

Astronauts and hermits, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754124)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Vivacious senate

yeah bro hermits lived in dark 10' x 10' cells all the time with no human contact and no way to stimulate their brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754129)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

There are ways to stimulate your brain without access to other humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754170)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Vivacious senate

yeah like books, or pets, or working with your hands, or finding your own food, or... oh wait, your just flaming now, got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754175)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

Do pushups, recite poems, cop dat mental math, meditate...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754187)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: milky alcoholic abode degenerate

Like 1 in 1000 people would survive this with their sanity intact. 99% chance that even if you made it three years, you would not be able to enjoy your life afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754127)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

Pretty sure this douche would do it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754178)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:59 AM
Author: Coral Forum

I can't believe that tattoed douchebag got to fuck Katy Perry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754479)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:42 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QCGYZDIN-k&t=7m0s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754134)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:45 AM
Author: Wine Milk

I seriously doubt any sane human could endure long enough for a worthwhile payout.

Maybe my man Mr. Spock could just meditate the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754142)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:48 AM
Author: bat shit crazy menage ladyboy

would this make it better or worse:

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays repeatedly and very loudly throughout your stay in solitary, once a month you will get Offspring - Pretty Fly For a White Guy to change things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754160)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:52 AM
Author: Wine Milk

waaaaaay worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754181)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: flatulent faggotry pozpig

Being naked and having no blankets the whole time is actually one of the hardest parts of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754278)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Garnet national

yep that was my first thought. if you didn't get out and out hypothermia you'd come pretty close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23755384)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:01 AM
Author: aquamarine thriller internal respiration sound barrier

it would be a breeze if you could pipe chillwave into the cell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754480)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:04 AM
Author: Coral Forum

Anyone who thinks they could do this for long enough to earn a significant amount of money is either dumb or troll. Talk to anyone that has done solitary confinement. It's torture. A week would feel like years. Once the door opened after the first month you would already be irreparably mentally damaged and no person would be able to resist leaving the room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754481)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:15 AM
Author: Lascivious Home Gay Wizard

the voluntary nature of this exercise and the ability to end it on your own terms makes a big difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754506)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:28 AM
Author: Coral Forum

For sure. If the question was would you do it for a fixed time for a substantial amount of money I'm sure a lot of people would. Just like how some people said they would go into this planning to stay for years.

But I doubt that anyone would be able to resist the urge to leave after a month. Certainly not for a year, unless they had already gone batshit crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754513)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 6:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

(atheist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754519)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 7:00 AM
Author: Deranged piazza

lolno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754534)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Nudist police squad rigpig

what a dumb hypo, I question anyone's intelligence who came up with this and thought it was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754644)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 8:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic at-the-ready giraffe

Oh my God, someone on the Internet questioned my intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754671)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: flesh university becky

It's a good hypo being promulgated by a anti-solitary activist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756423)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:41 AM
Author: glittery flickering brunch multi-billionaire

You want me to sit naked in total darkness for three years doing nothing all day every day?

no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754756)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: Hairless locale

i don't think i could do that for 3 years. i am not sure that i could do it for a week without really being hard pressed. pretty sure i would bail the first time the door opened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754760)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: orchid main people

frankly I'm pretty much ideally suited to this sort of thing and I don't think there's anyway I'd make it beyond a month or two, even when you don't like human contact very much its complete absence becomes incredibly draining after a while, you'd be talking to yourself within two weeks and just babbling incoherently shortly after that, the only way you make two months if with a brief one hour burst of willpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23754826)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: Dead tanning salon really tough guy

do you think man can force himself into hibernation?

like, could you sleep away half the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23755024)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:15 AM
Author: seedy cuckoldry dilemma

I am completely fine with social isolation, but the lack of things to do would make this unbearable for any period lasting more than a few days. Give me a computer to play video games on and I'll go four years, no problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23755030)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: comical massive school

John Mason did it, why can't I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23755088)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: stubborn bisexual messiness

No, because I have a family. If I wasn't married with kids maybe. I'd have to do research on the mental damage and whether it could definitely repaired and how.

You should allow like the Bible and the Quran and a few things like that.

Also can you have like a clock/calendar or way to keep track of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23755317)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: olive marvelous orchestra pit

i would do four months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23755375)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating blathering jew location

i actually want this for my life. the opportunity to clear my head and not have obligations for four years. i routinely stare at an airplane's seatback for five hours without finding it boring or disengaged.

the mental trick is to pretend that each day is your first. "oh, i just got here".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756395)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:38 PM
Author: flesh university becky

No. The research is pretty clear that you go crazy in a few weeks. This is a good hypo though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756406)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating blathering jew location

only people who are so weak that they need social interaction. in elementary school i'd sit on a bench during recess and stare into space until it was over because that was more fulfilling than playing with others. i've learned to value the positives in interpersonal relations but could take it or leave it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756442)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: Hairless locale

(normal person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756458)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: cheese-eating blathering jew location

the OP wasn't asking whether a normal person could do it. but given i'm a maladjusted, aspie (officially diagnosed) xo poaster, i might be specially situated to pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756490)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: tantric pea-brained brethren

Aren't there stories about rape dens like this where kids are kept for 3+ years? Does the rape actually keep them alive because it's some form of social contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756483)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: flatulent faggotry pozpig

Add books, blankets, and assure that the food will be reasonably healthy, tasty, and in sufficient quantity, and this might be ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756485)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating blathering jew location

right, it's interesting how studies show that having books isn't enough. give me 500 books and i got this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756502)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:02 PM
Author: flatulent faggotry pozpig

The isolation would still be hard, but I think it might be ok as long as you have enough mental stimulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756535)



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Date: July 31st, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating blathering jew location

pretend you're a cat, pretend you're a dog, pretend you're a bear, pretend you're an ibis, choose a different animal every day and repeat if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#23756581)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: Shimmering wonderful coffee pot gunner

Took this hypo and am retiring a trillionaire. LJL @ u.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#38187539)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: Infuriating poppy knife area

Lmfao I do this for free every weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#38187560)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: rebellious maroon haunted graveyard hospital

Jew hypos ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#38187602)



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Date: May 4th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: citrine fantasy-prone lettuce library

can I choose my clothes? Sign me up for 3 years.

The only reason I would never do this is because I don't trust that I will get the payout. But in a theoretical world where this works I am 1000% in. This would be awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#38187671)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#49577129)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: titus chicken

Where will I get $5.63 trillion though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2325196&forum_id=2,#49577157)