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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
olive messiness love of her life
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Stimulating ocher chapel double fault
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Bateful Mischievous Principal's Office Masturbator
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
marvelous hyperventilating coldplay fan
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Ulysses
metal school mad cow disease
  08/27/26
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
metal school mad cow disease
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Appetizing plaza psychic
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Beady-eyed kitty cat property
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Beady-eyed kitty cat property
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
metal school mad cow disease
  08/27/26
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
...
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
edit ❌
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Dickens
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
anna karenina
marvelous hyperventilating coldplay fan
  08/27/26
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
wtf
Beady-eyed kitty cat property
  08/27/26
Catch 22
metal school mad cow disease
  08/27/26
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Charismatic Geriatric Base Son Of Senegal
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Orwell
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
...
duck-like vigorous office faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
...
Plum indian lodge
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Appetizing plaza psychic
  08/28/26
...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
I really can't
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Triste!
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Charismatic Geriatric Base Son Of Senegal
  08/27/26
don't know :(
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Charismatic Geriatric Base Son Of Senegal
  08/27/26
oh good one
drab massive round eye
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
duck-like vigorous office faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Fighting library
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/27/26
No.
Fighting library
  08/27/26
Dracula
drab massive round eye
  08/28/26
Im gay
Shimmering University Factory Reset Button
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
infuriating idiotic school cafeteria
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Plum indian lodge
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Lavender racy set
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
submissive violet native
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
infuriating idiotic school cafeteria
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Heady Thirsty Famous Landscape Painting
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Supple Puce Reading Party Becky
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Heady Thirsty Famous Landscape Painting
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: olive messiness love of her life

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Stimulating ocher chapel double fault

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Bateful Mischievous Principal's Office Masturbator

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: marvelous hyperventilating coldplay fan

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: metal school mad cow disease

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: drab massive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: metal school mad cow disease

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Appetizing plaza psychic

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed kitty cat property

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed kitty cat property

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: metal school mad cow disease

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: drab massive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: drab massive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: drab massive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: marvelous hyperventilating coldplay fan

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: drab massive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: drab massive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed kitty cat property

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: metal school mad cow disease

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: drab massive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Charismatic Geriatric Base Son Of Senegal

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: drab massive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: drab massive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: duck-like vigorous office faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Plum indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Appetizing plaza psychic

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: drab massive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Charismatic Geriatric Base Son Of Senegal

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Charismatic Geriatric Base Son Of Senegal

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: drab massive round eye

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: duck-like vigorous office faggot firefighter

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Fighting library

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Fighting library

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: drab massive round eye

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Shimmering University Factory Reset Button

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: infuriating idiotic school cafeteria

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Plum indian lodge

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Lavender racy set

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: submissive violet native

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: infuriating idiotic school cafeteria

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Heady Thirsty Famous Landscape Painting

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Supple Puce Reading Party Becky

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Heady Thirsty Famous Landscape Painting

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,#50138369)