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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: trip cruise ship prole

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: copper soul-stirring lay

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal organic girlfriend

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Violent apoplectic codepig

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: heady center gay wizard

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Sienna Infuriating Sanctuary Headpube

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Chrome Dashing Wrinkle

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: primrose school roommate

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Chrome Dashing Wrinkle

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded appetizing den

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded appetizing den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: narrow-minded appetizing den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Turquoise nubile idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: haunting orchestra pit

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: haunting orchestra pit

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: haunting orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: haunting orchestra pit

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: ocher son of senegal doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: heady center gay wizard



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: histrionic claret senate

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: histrionic claret senate

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: saffron skinny woman messiness

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Shaky Thriller Lettuce Theater Stage

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49733811)