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I did my first stand up set (MASE)

I went to an open mic and did it. I haven't been to many ope...
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
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u know ur not supposed to stick the microphone up ur ass, ri...
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I feel like you could work this into your standup and get so...
Flirting ticket booth
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I will not be performing under the "MASE" moniker.
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
  02/27/25
they could still inspect your gaping butthole
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coral zippy masturbator
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back when i lived in mfh, there was some bar on houston that...
Naked ruby philosopher-king
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There were some borderline experimental shit happening. I tr...
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
  02/27/25
the dying sounds 180 i remember some puerto rican dude, t...
Naked ruby philosopher-king
  02/27/25
The bluest I got was I said at some point in my set that I w...
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
  02/27/25
have you heard of Kill Tony on YouTube?
White Spot Old Irish Cottage
  02/27/25
> because all the half-thought-out jokes and bits were 1...
Violent hospital party of the first part
  02/27/25
nature of comedy, imo, is encountering wacky and strange tho...
Naked ruby philosopher-king
  02/27/25
The whole concept sounds like a masochistic ritual of self-l...
purple big-titted plaza
  02/27/25
Have you ever watched the HBO show "Crashing"? It ...
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
  02/27/25
Haven't seen it, maybe I'll check it out. I have a hard t...
purple big-titted plaza
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80% of the audience was other comedians waiting for their tu...
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
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comedy seems like the hardest thing to break into. you need ...
arousing area cuck
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It feels like it would almost be easier to go viral on Tik T...
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
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cr. before screens people would go to comedy clubs as a ...
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i disagree with the "easier" part. most people lik...
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the music industry is worth $17b a year the comedy indust...
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ok, then you choose a break out comedian who matches sabrina...
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damn i guess all those sold out stadiums are deepfakes and e...
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so are we talking about the way the world is or what you'd l...
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we were discussing what the reality of today *is*. not what ...
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i love that weird looking bitch that takes her top off in ep...
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  02/27/25
I really like "The Wrong Missy" Happy Madison get...
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180 show
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Mocking Assholes So Exquisitely (MASE)
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180
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I don't know when I'll go back. I felt satisfied after I did...
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
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i've considered it but after 20 years of comedy podcasts/rad...
arousing area cuck
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God I wish I had a Jewish network executive uncle right now
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
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i'm hoping to break into the industry by getting a spot on t...
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Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
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You into Kill Tony?
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I have tickets to an upcoming Kill Tony show. I also have t...
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
  02/27/25
Isn’t he an illegal Mexican jew?
Internet-worthy fantasy-prone property stain
  02/27/25
You're thinking of Ricky
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bateful hairy legs telephone
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There are two kinds of comics IMO 1.) The naturally funny k...
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bateful hairy legs telephone
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Clearly he does. He's amazing at what he does. I'm just sayi...
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bateful hairy legs telephone
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one time i spoke to louis ck for like an hour on a call in s...
arousing area cuck
  02/27/25
Can't wait to see his new show this year
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
  02/27/25
i've seen him like 5x. he might be the GOAT. especially sinc...
arousing area cuck
  02/27/25
link to his funniest bit.
Violent hospital party of the first part
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4etdXW--30
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bateful hairy legs telephone
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louie started in comedy in the mid 80s and didn't break out ...
arousing area cuck
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it's not very funny. not because i'm a pearl clutching lib, ...
Violent hospital party of the first part
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this isn't true at all. most comedians languish in obscurity...
arousing area cuck
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Fuck. Thank God I have an email job to support me while I tr...
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I think I need to get a divorce.
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Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
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time to outself and poast a clip of your comedy. great netwo...
arousing area cuck
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I think I'm just going to copy Tim Dillon and hope no one no...
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"Conversely if you have it you rise straight to the top...
arousing area cuck
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he's essentially saying necessary but not sufficient.
Violent hospital party of the first part
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"if you have it you rise straight to the top" = su...
arousing area cuck
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I go to this kickass free comedy night every week, where the...
Sickened Gunner National
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Can you get me a spot
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
  02/27/25
yes
Sickened Gunner National
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i wish my local comedy club did shit like that.
arousing area cuck
  02/27/25
its actually at an irish pub type of place that does this on...
Sickened Gunner National
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Laughing skull?
hilarious orchid shitlib
  02/27/25
no but close. I go to laughing skull a decent amount.
Sickened Gunner National
  02/27/25
You should try poasting funny stuff here on xo
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i was kind of surprised to see this thread. we have some rea...
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Not all of us are meant to perform hack comedy at third tier...
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cr but i don't know how much of MPA's humor is translatable ...
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Flirting ticket booth
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I’ve surpassed most people here, so I have to move thi...
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
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surpassed most people here in what?
Violent hospital party of the first part
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Anal sex having
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funnier than literally anything mase has ever posted
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You're being very unkind to me, but at the end of the day, I...
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
  02/27/25
where are the jokes
salmon newt
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Where are yours
Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal
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No U from a comedian. youre going to make it
salmon newt
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I'm funny IRL. Got a lot of laughs last night. U OTHO aren't...
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"I bet this bitch in the front row makes karate hands a...
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bateful hairy legs telephone
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that would actually work IMO
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coral zippy masturbator
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What were your jokes?
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180. that takes guts.
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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

I went to an open mic and did it. I haven't been to many open mics so I wasn't acquainted with the fact that almost everyone bombs horribly. I got a few laughs, but there was only one comedian in the lineup that I would consider competent.

Other comedians are complete freaks though. Really sad stuff like people trying to "make it" in their late forties.

Seems you like you need to be good at crowd work to wake up the crowd a little at one of these things. The one guy who did that was finally able to get laughs after 5-6 comedians got literally no laughs at all.

Not sure when I'll go back or when I'll go back at all, but I had a good time. If I do go back, I'm going to try and work on crowd work lines because LJL that stunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698360)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Costumed Cerebral People Who Are Hurt

u know ur not supposed to stick the microphone up ur ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698367)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: coral zippy masturbator



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: carmine codepig international law enforcement agency



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Date: February 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Soggy Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: fishy wonderful meetinghouse



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Date: August 4th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: rebellious passionate genital piercing



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Flirting ticket booth

I feel like you could work this into your standup and get some laughs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649059&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698365)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

I will not be performing under the "MASE" moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698389)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Flirting ticket booth

they could still inspect your gaping butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698923)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: arousing area cuck



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: coral zippy masturbator



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Naked ruby philosopher-king

back when i lived in mfh, there was some bar on houston that made its back room available to open-mic stand-ups to workshop their material, etc.

I used to love going, because all the half-thought-out jokes and bits were 100x better than polished routines. Its a 180 experience to see amateurs just giving weird perspectives on things.

i wish there were a youtube channel or something for nobodies to do 3 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698378)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

There were some borderline experimental shit happening. I tried to be generous with courtesy laughs, but it did start becoming hilarious after awhile. One dude ended his set by pretending to die dramatically on stage, he fully committed, and nobody fucking laughed. Which made it hilarious to me.

CR. I would just watch open mic streams for fun if there were any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698394)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Naked ruby philosopher-king

the dying sounds 180

i remember some puerto rican dude, think he had a stage name like EL TERRIBLE or something. used to do nothing but child abduction, child molestation, child murder stuff, very deadpan.

shrews and libs would boo and scream at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698405)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

The bluest I got was I said at some point in my set that I was going to kill myself and some shrew gasped lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698436)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: White Spot Old Irish Cottage

have you heard of Kill Tony on YouTube?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698704)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Violent hospital party of the first part

> because all the half-thought-out jokes and bits were 100x better than polished routines.

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698828)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Naked ruby philosopher-king

nature of comedy, imo, is encountering wacky and strange thoughts and perspectives. its just people talking.

im sure seeing a celeb HBO comic do his act for the 90th time on tour could be cool. He's been tested and has proven entertainment ability.

But seeing some complete weirdo give a strange "take" for 3 or 5 minutes - a succession of weirdos actually -- in a small room with a lot of audience interaction is super fun.

Its a lot like IRL posting on xo. Pro comedy is like a newspaper editorial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699434)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: purple big-titted plaza

The whole concept sounds like a masochistic ritual of self-loathing and despair for all involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698402)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

Have you ever watched the HBO show "Crashing"? It was exactly like that. There was a woman in her mid-40s still trying to "make it" telling masturbation jokes at the bar.

The open mic scene is a bunch of people that do jokes to no laughs for years in the hope that *maybe* a club promoter or network exec will see them and want to hire them for something. In my understanding, you have to love open mics and have no expectations for any of it to not kill yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698434)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: purple big-titted plaza

Haven't seen it, maybe I'll check it out.

I have a hard time understanding the whole scene. I personally fucking hate karaoke because I can't stand listening to people sing poorly. I would never intentionally subject myself to subpar performances unless it was a children's theater or something.

Why people turn out to sit in the audience and not laugh is beyond me. I understand the person on stage. They may be delusional and retarded, but if you're gonna do it, it's gonna have to be up on stage.

Comedy is a weird thing. It's having a resurgence right now, but nobody is fucking funny. And the people who are into it and attend all think they're also funny, and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698513)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

80% of the audience was other comedians waiting for their turn on stage. They're just way too in their heads to laugh at other comics. Audiences where people actually want to be there to see comedy laugh more.

It's funny. All you really need to get famous in stand up is to have a tik tok account that posts your best bits. It tricks people into thinking you're consistently funny. Rogan's friends are all awful at comedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698526)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: arousing area cuck

comedy seems like the hardest thing to break into. you need to cultivate a following before you can get your foot in the door, but getting your foot in the door is about cultivating a following. it's a chicken and the egg thing.

it's one of those careers where the most important thing is likely networking rather than raw skill. you need to stay after shows and hobnob with other comedians so someone will take you on as their opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698539)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

It feels like it would almost be easier to go viral on Tik Tok and then leverage that into a stand up career than it would be to make it as a stand up on your own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698555)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: arousing area cuck

cr.

before screens people would go to comedy clubs as a night out thing without knowing who was performing. people don't do that anymore, they go to see headliners. it's a shame. i love live performances of all kinds and would love to hang out at a comedy club for some drinks. that experience really only exists in MFH, LA, and (now) Austin. and even those places people are going to see headliners way more.

all the biggest new comedians got their start with a podcast or social media. when is the last time there's been a chappelle, seinfeld, etc. that got their start from their stand-up? you gotta either be matt rife or shane gillis. cultivate a following a then do comedy, you can't cultivate a following just doing comedy clubs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698570)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

i disagree with the "easier" part. most people like to listen to music passively. if you go somewhere with a big music scene there are live bands everywhere. there are tons of opportunities to get your name out there. tons of people have made it as sound cloud artists. people listen to music way, way more than they listen to stand up comedy.

stand up requires people to actually sit there and pay attention to you. it's more like breaking into being a fiction writer. not only do you have to be good, you have to convince people to read/listen to your shit. and 99% of amateur's stuff is terrible, so even finding people willing to consider a new writer or comedian is difficult. that's exactly why MASE's open mic was full of comedians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698875)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

the music industry is worth $17b a year

the comedy industry is less than a $1b and that's after an explosion in popularity

https://www.axios.com/2024/05/10/comedy-industry-boom-growth-revenue-netflix

how many concerts occur in a city a year? how many comedy shows? how many music venues does an average city have? how many comedy venues? how often does a stadium host a comedian? how often do they host a musicians?

this is just objectively wrong. you just have it in your head that "music is dead" because your favorite music is unpopular these days.

sabrina carpenter and shane gillis are probably the two biggest recent break out artists in music and comedy. who do you think sells more tickets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698912)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

ok, then you choose a break out comedian who matches sabrina carpenter. or dup lipa, or chappell roan, or doja cat, or bad bunny.

that's exactly my point dude. they don't exist. even biggest comedians aren't nipping the heels of musicians.

way, way, way more music is consumed than comedy. and there's an appetite for more artists too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698929)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

damn i guess all those sold out stadiums are deepfakes and everyone who said they went to their shows are paid crisis actors or something huh

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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

so are we talking about the way the world is or what you'd like it to be? i thought we were talking about reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699022)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

we were discussing what the reality of today *is*. not what i'd like it to be, or not whether it's worthwhile to changing it.

people consume a shit ton of music. the fact you don't like popular music or why it's popular doesn't change the fact that it is popular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699074)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: arousing area cuck

i love that weird looking bitch that takes her top off in episode 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698532)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

I really like "The Wrong Missy"

Happy Madison gets a bad rap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698538)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: balding spruce theater stage affirmative action

180 show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698776)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Vermilion Space Reading Party

Mocking Assholes So Exquisitely (MASE)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698446)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: arousing area cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698467)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

I don't know when I'll go back. I felt satisfied after I did it like "checked that experience off the list". But I don't know. I would like to make these killjoys laugh somehow. Almost like if I'm capable of making the worst audience in the world consistently laugh, I'll maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698473)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: arousing area cuck

i've considered it but after 20 years of comedy podcasts/radio and hearing so many open mic stories i could only see myself doing it as a box check thing.

from what i've heard most open mic shows are filled with aspiring comedians who won't laugh/pay attention and guests of open micers who are only there for them. if people like shane gillis struggle to get a laugh at an open mic after years it seems very unlikely an amateur would, even if you had the potential to be the greatest comedian ever.

although sometimes i do think about greg giraldo giving up THE LAW to be a comedian before drugging himself to death. that sounds 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698517)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

God I wish I had a Jewish network executive uncle right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698535)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: arousing area cuck

i'm hoping to break into the industry by getting a spot on the much anticipated karlcast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698548)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698552)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Internet-worthy fantasy-prone property stain

You into Kill Tony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698470)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

I have tickets to an upcoming Kill Tony show.

I also have tickets to:

Rob Schneider

Louis CK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698477)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: Internet-worthy fantasy-prone property stain

Isn’t he an illegal Mexican jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698484)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

You're thinking of Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698490)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698757)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

There are two kinds of comics IMO

1.) The naturally funny kind you're talking about that doesn't have to work that hard on their material. They just "have" "it".

2.) The striver workaholic type that isn't very funny, but just slaves over making the tightest set they can possibly make. I think Louie is one of those people, he is just not funny in interviews or outside of his standup. But he's one of the GOATUS POTUS anyway.

The best comics are a marriage of the two, but these open mic guys don't have either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698784)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698811)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

Clearly he does. He's amazing at what he does. I'm just saying I've seen Shane Gillis and Lucas cut up with people on podcasts before. Not all comics do that.

I do have take back my CK comment though, because I just remembered his legendary O&A bits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRDXeinEUJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698820)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698852)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

one time i spoke to louis ck for like an hour on a call in show he had on the O&A network. recently an old friend contacted me out of the blue because he was listening to old episodes and heard me and sent me the youtube link. i've been too chickenshit to listen to it because i was a cringe 19 year old and don't want to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698857)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

Can't wait to see his new show this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698872)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

i've seen him like 5x. he might be the GOAT. especially since chappelle is more about preaching than making jokes these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698879)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Violent hospital party of the first part

link to his funniest bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698915)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4etdXW--30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698918)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698934)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

louie started in comedy in the mid 80s and didn't break out until 2005. twenty years. he's a perfect example for what i'm talking about.

ever watch the semi-autobiographical show louie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bFhYvADjl4

i've listened to louie talk about the comedy industry countless times and everything i'm saying is drawing upon that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698956)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Violent hospital party of the first part

it's not very funny. not because i'm a pearl clutching lib, but because i don't have a complex about race. i didn't know he's jewish, though. that explains quite a lot actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698935)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

this isn't true at all. most comedians languish in obscurity for years before the make a break. comedians getting a lucky break early are the exception, not the rule.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeZz1JW3RPc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698846)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

Fuck. Thank God I have an email job to support me while I try to maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698871)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698882)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

I think I need to get a divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698890)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698898)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698902)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

time to outself and poast a clip of your comedy. great networking on here and you will simultaneously burn your boats and force yourself to make a go of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698916)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

I think I'm just going to copy Tim Dillon and hope no one notices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699013)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699044)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698880)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

"Conversely if you have it you rise straight to the top. Not saying it's going to be an easy path or anything. It might take a lot of suffering and networking and putting yourself out there constantly hoping for a break."

this just isn't true. some of the best comedians languished for decades. i've heard so many comedians talk about how the funniest comedians they knew never caught a break.

i see that you're saying it "isn't easy" and "requires networking", but that's incompatible with "if you have it you rise straight to the top." and also incompatible with everything i've heard from actual comedians. i haven't heard a single professional comedian say what you're saying. i have no direct experience obviously, i'm just relaying what literally every comedian that has talked about breaking into stand-up has said about it.

99% of comedy podcasts is comedians shooting the shit which includes of a lot of talk about the comedy business. find me a clip of a comedian who supports your POV. what are you basing your opinions on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698899)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Violent hospital party of the first part

he's essentially saying necessary but not sufficient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698920)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

"if you have it you rise straight to the top" = sufficient without qualification.

also, even if that is the argument, it's simply not true. i've heard countless comedians talk about talented people that never made it. i haven't heard a single one say "well if you're talented success is inevitable with hard work." it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698942)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Sickened Gunner National

I go to this kickass free comedy night every week, where the first hour and a half are established local (sometimes out of town) "professionals" doing 10-15 minute sets to basically try out material. Same people I see at the paid professional local comedy nights.

Then they have a 2 minute each "lightning" round open mic, where literally anyone can get up there. Often its the quasi pros getting up there to try material and then amateurs doing their first try

Its really awesome. Hit or miss but when it hits it is really good.

Its often not funny among the amateurs but no one really cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698859)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

Can you get me a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698877)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sickened Gunner National

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699193)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: arousing area cuck

i wish my local comedy club did shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698914)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sickened Gunner National

its actually at an irish pub type of place that does this once a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699196)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: hilarious orchid shitlib

Laughing skull?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698946)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sickened Gunner National

no but close. I go to laughing skull a decent amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699197)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: carmine codepig international law enforcement agency

You should try poasting funny stuff here on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698922)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Violent hospital party of the first part

i was kind of surprised to see this thread. we have some really funny people here who poast some hilarious shit, but i don't think i've seen any from MASE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698966)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48698991)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

Not all of us are meant to perform hack comedy at third tier clubs in Southie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699006)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699053)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Violent hospital party of the first part

cr but i don't know how much of MPA's humor is translatable to the stage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699007)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Flirting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699019)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

I’ve surpassed most people here, so I have to move things IRL. I wish you the best though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699001)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Violent hospital party of the first part

surpassed most people here in what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699017)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 4:05 AM
Author: Soggy Sweet Tailpipe

Anal sex having

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48701114)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: coral zippy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48701276)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Violent hospital party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48701280)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Flirting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699020)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: salmon newt

funnier than literally anything mase has ever posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699239)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

You're being very unkind to me, but at the end of the day, I put myself out there and did something none of you anklebiters have ever done. I will not let you extinguish my flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699256)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: salmon newt

where are the jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699269)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

Where are yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699272)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: salmon newt

No U from a comedian.

youre going to make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699317)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

I'm funny IRL. Got a lot of laughs last night. U OTHO aren't even a heckler. You're an internet heckler. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699322)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: coral zippy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48701278)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Sickened Gunner National

Ive long said you could probably have a pretty successful standup career if you had decent delivery and just copied funny shit from xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699249)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699313)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Contagious Copper Lay Sneaky Criminal

"I bet this bitch in the front row makes karate hands at work and calls herself an HR ninja"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699318)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699358)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Sickened Gunner National

that would actually work IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48699559)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: stimulating yellow boltzmann home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48700522)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: coral zippy masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48701273)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: shimmering parlor

What were your jokes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48700016)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Histrionic orange hunting ground theater

180. that takes guts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#48701292)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2,#49592007)