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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
aggressive glittery rehab
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
thriller frum national security agency
  01/05/14
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walnut wonderful lettuce
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
aggressive glittery rehab
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
aggressive glittery rehab
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
aggressive glittery rehab
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
aggressive glittery rehab
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
razzmatazz newt
  06/25/12
...
Maniacal electric puppy internal respiration
  06/25/12
Jesus
Amethyst sticky stock car mexican
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Provocative submissive orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
swashbuckling deranged tanning salon
  08/02/12
crying
Coral Pea-brained Library Codepig
  08/29/12
...
Olive useless clown
  02/22/13
...
Henna trailer park
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Lascivious Carnelian Space
  03/19/14
...
contagious organic girlfriend
  06/27/14
...
hyperventilating address weed whacker
  06/27/14
...
Orange Hall Pistol
  09/14/17
...
free-loading geriatric school cafeteria cuckoldry
  07/20/18
...
free-loading geriatric school cafeteria cuckoldry
  02/09/19
...
crusty keepsake machete
  07/11/19
...
drab heady stain step-uncle's house
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
self-absorbed pale jew scourge upon the earth
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
aggressive glittery rehab
  06/25/12
cop
Maniacal electric puppy internal respiration
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Maniacal electric puppy internal respiration
  06/25/12
...
razzmatazz newt
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Thirsty Senate
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
spectacular gay legend preventive strike
  08/02/12
...
Passionate Rigor
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
nudist light brethren bawdyhouse
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Bearded incel
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Maniacal electric puppy internal respiration
  06/25/12
...
Odious primrose trust fund volcanic crater
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Maniacal electric puppy internal respiration
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
spectacular gay legend preventive strike
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
lilac mischievous point
  08/21/13
...
aggressive glittery rehab
  06/25/12
...
Arousing Church Main People
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Histrionic pisswyrm
  06/25/12
...
Passionate Rigor
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Irradiated amber place of business
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
aggressive glittery rehab
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Umber base
  06/25/12
...
aggressive glittery rehab
  06/26/12
...
Passionate Rigor
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Big Theatre
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
aggressive glittery rehab
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Bateful business firm wagecucks
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Turquoise balding principal's office masturbator
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
aggressive glittery rehab
  08/02/12
...
aggressive glittery rehab
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
swashbuckling deranged tanning salon
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
spectacular gay legend preventive strike
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
spectacular gay legend preventive strike
  08/02/12
...
stubborn shrine skinny woman
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
aggressive glittery rehab
  08/02/12
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Dull haunting school
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
spectacular gay legend preventive strike
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Turquoise balding principal's office masturbator
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
aggressive glittery rehab
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
spectacular gay legend preventive strike
  08/06/12
Cr
dark box office ratface
  08/06/12
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spectacular gay legend preventive strike
  08/08/12
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stubborn shrine skinny woman
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
comical dilemma feces
  08/20/12
...
stubborn shrine skinny woman
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
aggressive glittery rehab
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Henna trailer park
  08/21/13
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spectacular gay legend preventive strike
  02/22/13
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Passionate Rigor
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Henna trailer park
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
lilac mischievous point
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Henna trailer park
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
contagious organic girlfriend
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
lilac mischievous point
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
stimulating house
  08/21/13
180
Passionate Rigor
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
Passionate Rigor
  09/30/13
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Passionate Rigor
  12/24/13
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Passionate Rigor
  01/05/14
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abusive death wish
  03/19/14
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aquamarine market electric furnace
  06/25/14
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contagious organic girlfriend
  06/27/14
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swollen aromatic location
  07/22/14
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floppy ungodly menage useless brakes
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
floppy ungodly menage useless brakes
  08/04/14
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mildly autistic sneaky criminal lay
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Jet-lagged fiercely-loyal candlestick maker
  12/08/14
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spectacular gay legend preventive strike
  12/11/14
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claret church building pervert
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Judgmental cruise ship crotch
  11/03/16
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  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
ocher milk
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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  09/15/17
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claret church building pervert
  05/20/17
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spectacular gay legend preventive strike
  06/27/17
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claret church building pervert
  07/29/17
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rusted heaven
  10/01/17
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Big Theatre
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Black well-lubricated crackhouse legal warrant
  01/29/18
where did he go
Fragrant impertinent home
  01/29/18
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Frisky Indigo Pit Cuck
  05/14/18
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Big Theatre
  08/16/18
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fear-inspiring magenta famous landscape painting corner
  01/25/19
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lime know-it-all lodge queen of the night
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
pontificating misunderstood fat ankles
  05/26/19
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Chrome outnumbered halford kitty cat
  08/08/19
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Talking brilliant mother
  02/19/20
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drab heady stain step-uncle's house
  08/27/21
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painfully honest friendly grandma boiling water
  07/16/22
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laughsome parlor idiot
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: thriller frum national security agency

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: walnut wonderful lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz newt

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Maniacal electric puppy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Amethyst sticky stock car mexican

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Provocative submissive orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling deranged tanning salon

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Coral Pea-brained Library Codepig

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Olive useless clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Henna trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Lascivious Carnelian Space

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: contagious organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating address weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Orange Hall Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric school cafeteria cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: free-loading geriatric school cafeteria cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: crusty keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: drab heady stain step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed pale jew scourge upon the earth

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Maniacal electric puppy internal respiration

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Maniacal electric puppy internal respiration

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Thirsty Senate

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: spectacular gay legend preventive strike

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Passionate Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: nudist light brethren bawdyhouse

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Bearded incel

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Maniacal electric puppy internal respiration

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Odious primrose trust fund volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Maniacal electric puppy internal respiration

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: spectacular gay legend preventive strike

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: lilac mischievous point

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Arousing Church Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Histrionic pisswyrm

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Passionate Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Irradiated amber place of business

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Umber base

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Passionate Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Big Theatre

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Bateful business firm wagecucks

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Turquoise balding principal's office masturbator

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling deranged tanning salon

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: spectacular gay legend preventive strike

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: spectacular gay legend preventive strike

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: stubborn shrine skinny woman



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Dull haunting school



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: spectacular gay legend preventive strike

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Turquoise balding principal's office masturbator

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: spectacular gay legend preventive strike

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: dark box office ratface

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: spectacular gay legend preventive strike



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: stubborn shrine skinny woman



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: comical dilemma feces

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: stubborn shrine skinny woman



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: aggressive glittery rehab

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Henna trailer park

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: spectacular gay legend preventive strike



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Passionate Rigor



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Henna trailer park

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: lilac mischievous point

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Henna trailer park

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: contagious organic girlfriend

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: lilac mischievous point

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: stimulating house

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Passionate Rigor

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Passionate Rigor

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Passionate Rigor



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Passionate Rigor



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: abusive death wish



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: aquamarine market electric furnace

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: contagious organic girlfriend



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: swollen aromatic location



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: floppy ungodly menage useless brakes



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: floppy ungodly menage useless brakes

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: mildly autistic sneaky criminal lay



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fiercely-loyal candlestick maker

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: spectacular gay legend preventive strike



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: claret church building pervert



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Stirring university kitty

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Awkward Stag Film Gay Wizard



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Judgmental cruise ship crotch



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Charcoal violent ticket booth tank



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: ocher milk

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed copper really tough guy

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: claret church building pervert



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: spectacular gay legend preventive strike



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: claret church building pervert



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: rusted heaven



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Big Theatre



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Black well-lubricated crackhouse legal warrant

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Fragrant impertinent home

where did he go

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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Frisky Indigo Pit Cuck



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Big Theatre



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: lime know-it-all lodge queen of the night



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: pontificating misunderstood fat ankles

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Chrome outnumbered halford kitty cat



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: painfully honest friendly grandma boiling water



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: laughsome parlor idiot



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,#49964828)