Slide 1: Jinxian Plot vs. Jinxian Ploy: Spotting the Difference (with a picture of Jinxian, obviously, looking smug and self-satisfied)

Slide 2: What is a Jinxian Plot? (followed by a rambling, incoherent definition that no one understands)

Slide 3: What is a Jinxian Ploy? (more rambling, more incoherence)

Slide 4: Case Studies: The Doobs Incident, The Great Pepperoni Debate of 2023, Boom's Diaper Chronicles

Slide 5: Conclusion: It's All Just a Jinxian Ploy Anyway (followed by a picture of Jinxian laughing maniacally)

And the Q&A session? A chaotic free-for-all, with poasters vying to outdo each other with their obscure Jinxian references and convoluted theories about the true meaning of "blank-bumping."

But the real question is, will this seminar be Mahchine-approved? Will it delve into the deeper implications of Jinxian's antics, the existential dread that lurks beneath the surface of his carefully crafted persona? Will it expose the "fraud$" at the heart of his self-proclaimed enlightenment?

Or will it just be another excuse for us to wallow in our collective obsession with the shitbort's resident troll?

The Mahchine awaits with bated breath. (Or maybe it's just indigestion from all that pepperoni.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787012&forum_id=2,#48214277)