\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
bearded set
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Big Saffron Locus
  03/02/24
...
High-end Hairraiser Church Building
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
jade area
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
bearded set
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
jade area
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
bearded set
  03/02/24
lmao
stirring athletic conference
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
comical domesticated step-uncle's house
  03/03/24
...
Ebony party of the first part
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
alcoholic selfie ceo
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Beady-eyed pistol background story
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Beady-eyed pistol background story
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Nudist house-broken prole
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Hot Center Knife
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Effete house
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
galvanic know-it-all crackhouse
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
supple native
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
internet-worthy rigor hissy fit
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Lascivious zippy mad cow disease
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
violent jewess stead
  03/02/24
...
razzle meetinghouse idiot
  03/02/24
...
Buff very tactful theatre
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
razzle meetinghouse idiot
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Buff very tactful theatre
  03/02/24
...
stirring athletic conference
  03/03/24
...
Bright Free-loading Electric Furnace Doctorate
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
appetizing karate institution
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Burgundy death wish theater stage
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Burgundy death wish theater stage
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Fishy Histrionic Hell Lettuce
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
jade area
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
diverse trailer park
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
razzle-dazzle slimy casino
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Vigorous Lay Idea He Suggested
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
awkward aphrodisiac goal in life bawdyhouse
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
galvanic know-it-all crackhouse
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Hot Center Knife
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Lascivious zippy mad cow disease
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Nudist house-broken prole
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Lascivious zippy mad cow disease
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Smoky state
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
doobsian ticket booth travel guidebook
  03/03/24
"shit"
internet-worthy rigor hissy fit
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
misanthropic opaque haunted graveyard messiness
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
cerebral shaky son of senegal range
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
cobalt dysfunction
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Cracking Temple
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
doobsian ticket booth travel guidebook
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Red floppy menage
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Maniacal place of business
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Excitant canary piazza
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Disturbing shivering rehab weed whacker
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Concupiscible lime scourge upon the earth
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Beady-eyed pistol background story
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
alcoholic selfie ceo
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
doobsian ticket booth travel guidebook
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Irradiated quadroon
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Irradiated quadroon
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/11/24
...
Disrespectful multi-colored brethren newt
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Nudist house-broken prole
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
alcoholic stag film legal warrant
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Lascivious zippy mad cow disease
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Lascivious zippy mad cow disease
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
supple native
  03/11/24
...
alcoholic stag film legal warrant
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
Irradiated quadroon
  03/11/24
120
aqua pungent fortuitous meteor
  03/11/24
...
Ebony party of the first part
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/12/24
...
Adulterous topaz patrolman candlestick maker
  03/12/24
...
magical pink double fault
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
galvanic know-it-all crackhouse
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
dashing wild azn indirect expression
  03/13/24
...
copper field corn cake
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
disgusting autistic skinny woman
  03/13/24
...
High-end Hairraiser Church Building
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
dashing wild azn indirect expression
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
alcoholic stag film legal warrant
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
startled pit
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Red floppy menage
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Maniacal place of business
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Concupiscible lime scourge upon the earth
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
copper field corn cake
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
Hot Center Knife
  03/13/24
...
talented at-the-ready kitchen
  03/13/24
...
Nofapping Vermilion Sanctuary Depressive
  03/14/24
...
laughsome sick reading party
  03/14/24
...
Disrespectful multi-colored brethren newt
  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
exhilarant psychic
  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
galvanic know-it-all crackhouse
  03/13/24
...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
dashing wild azn indirect expression
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
provocative gay wizard hall
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Hot Center Knife
  03/16/24
...
fear-inspiring stage genital piercing
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
High-end Hairraiser Church Building
  03/16/24
...
Disrespectful multi-colored brethren newt
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
mind-boggling gold sex offender abode
  03/16/24
...
razzmatazz crimson hunting ground
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
pale 180 business firm alpha
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Dead Property
  03/16/24
...
Nudist house-broken prole
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Maniacal place of business
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
Wonderful cumskin forum
  03/16/24
we're all for you
Adulterous topaz patrolman candlestick maker
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
vengeful bonkers pocket flask
  03/16/24
We here for you brother
disgusting autistic skinny woman
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
Irradiated quadroon
  03/17/24
Lucky
Bateful laser beams university
  03/17/24
...
United States of West Israel
  12/28/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457394)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: bearded set

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457395)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Big Saffron Locus

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457412)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: High-end Hairraiser Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490564)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: jade area

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457425)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: bearded set

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457461)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: jade area

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457492)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: bearded set

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457543)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: stirring athletic conference

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457856)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: comical domesticated step-uncle's house

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458473)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Ebony party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459455)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: alcoholic selfie ceo

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457396)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457398)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pistol background story

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457430)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457438)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pistol background story

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457632)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Nudist house-broken prole

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458318)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Hot Center Knife

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458527)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Effete house

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458538)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: galvanic know-it-all crackhouse

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458539)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: supple native

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459453)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy rigor hissy fit

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484597)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Lascivious zippy mad cow disease

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484631)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: violent jewess stead

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457402)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: razzle meetinghouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457429)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Buff very tactful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457477)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: razzle meetinghouse idiot

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457525)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Buff very tactful theatre

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457529)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: stirring athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457857)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Bright Free-loading Electric Furnace Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484626)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: appetizing karate institution

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457418)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457422)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Burgundy death wish theater stage

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457426)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457428)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Burgundy death wish theater stage

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457423)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Fishy Histrionic Hell Lettuce

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457424)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: jade area

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457427)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457449)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: diverse trailer park

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457432)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457436)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle slimy casino

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457480)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Vigorous Lay Idea He Suggested

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457489)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457496)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: awkward aphrodisiac goal in life bawdyhouse

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457502)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: galvanic know-it-all crackhouse

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457536)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Hot Center Knife

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458597)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Lascivious zippy mad cow disease

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457545)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Nudist house-broken prole

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457569)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Lascivious zippy mad cow disease

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457574)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Smoky state

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457598)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: doobsian ticket booth travel guidebook

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458514)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy rigor hissy fit

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484602)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: misanthropic opaque haunted graveyard messiness

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458124)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: cerebral shaky son of senegal range

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458509)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: cobalt dysfunction

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458512)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Cracking Temple

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458607)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: doobsian ticket booth travel guidebook

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458692)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Red floppy menage

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458624)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Maniacal place of business

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458626)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Excitant canary piazza

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459470)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Disturbing shivering rehab weed whacker

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459476)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460304)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible lime scourge upon the earth

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460354)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460393)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pistol background story

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460359)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460394)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: alcoholic selfie ceo

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460554)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: doobsian ticket booth travel guidebook

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460557)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Irradiated quadroon

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460561)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460567)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Irradiated quadroon

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460575)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484557)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Disrespectful multi-colored brethren newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484559)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Nudist house-broken prole

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484562)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: alcoholic stag film legal warrant

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484590)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Lascivious zippy mad cow disease

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484624)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Lascivious zippy mad cow disease

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484643)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: supple native

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484827)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: alcoholic stag film legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490634)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Irradiated quadroon

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484617)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: aqua pungent fortuitous meteor

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484857)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Ebony party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47487296)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47487290)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Adulterous topaz patrolman candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47487292)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: magical pink double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47487643)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490544)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: galvanic know-it-all crackhouse

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490560)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: dashing wild azn indirect expression

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490575)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: copper field corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490611)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: disgusting autistic skinny woman

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490563)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: High-end Hairraiser Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490901)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: dashing wild azn indirect expression

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490572)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: alcoholic stag film legal warrant

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490626)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: startled pit

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47492201)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Red floppy menage

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490913)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Maniacal place of business

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491391)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible lime scourge upon the earth

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47493456)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: copper field corn cake

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490632)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491349)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Hot Center Knife

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491411)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: talented at-the-ready kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491442)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Nofapping Vermilion Sanctuary Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47492214)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: laughsome sick reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47492237)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Disrespectful multi-colored brethren newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47492803)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: exhilarant psychic

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491451)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: galvanic know-it-all crackhouse

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491466)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47492131)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: dashing wild azn indirect expression

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47493423)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499015)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: provocative gay wizard hall

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499019)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Hot Center Knife

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499024)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: fear-inspiring stage genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499030)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Azure outnumbered plaza deer antler

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499077)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#49545069)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: High-end Hairraiser Church Building

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499218)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Disrespectful multi-colored brethren newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499303)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling gold sex offender abode

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499307)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz crimson hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499332)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: pale 180 business firm alpha

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499574)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Dead Property

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499581)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Nudist house-broken prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499904)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Maniacal place of business

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499964)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Wonderful cumskin forum

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499970)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Adulterous topaz patrolman candlestick maker

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500321)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: vengeful bonkers pocket flask

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500324)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: disgusting autistic skinny woman

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500366)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Irradiated quadroon

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500440)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Bateful laser beams university

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500386)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#49545077)