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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
Racy shivering home stain
  01/18/26
Ty bb
Dashing house
  01/18/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
idiotic slimy indian lodge
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
based
idiotic slimy indian lodge
  01/18/26
...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
...
Bearded Saffron Fortuitous Meteor Hunting Ground
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
Racy shivering home stain
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
mauve aphrodisiac codepig
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
Dashing house
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park
  01/18/26
...
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
...
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
Racy shivering home stain
  01/18/26
...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,.
  01/18/26
...
luis
  01/18/26
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
irate ratface cuckoldry
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
irate ratface cuckoldry
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
Dashing house
  01/18/26
?
irate ratface cuckoldry
  01/18/26
(fag)
Dashing house
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
irate ratface cuckoldry
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
Dashing house
  01/18/26
cr
Sticky Multi-billionaire
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
passionate nursing home
  01/18/26
...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
Outnumbered Razzmatazz Church
  01/18/26
💋
Dashing house
  01/18/26
Congrats!
histrionic center
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
Dashing house
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
exciting peach piazza sex offender
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
irate ratface cuckoldry
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
exciting peach piazza sex offender
  01/18/26
...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
cr
Sticky Multi-billionaire
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
primrose wonderful cumskin
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
Hot Trump Supporter
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
but will you?
Rambunctious Lavender Hairy Legs
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
primrose wonderful cumskin
  01/18/26
...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park
  01/18/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
grizzly offensive corner laser beams
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
❤️
grizzly offensive corner laser beams
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
Dashing house
  01/18/26
...
indigo swollen meetinghouse
  01/18/26
...
fragrant coral coldplay fan parlour
  01/18/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  01/18/26
Congrats
Marvelous opaque state
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
irate ratface cuckoldry
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
Self-centered 180 parlor mediation
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
Dashing house
  01/18/26
180 you made it
stirring ape
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
Dashing house
  01/18/26
!!!
hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
Dashing house
  01/18/26
...
hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
Dashing house
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Concupiscible Yarmulke
  01/18/26
congrats
excitant factory reset button space
  01/18/26
wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on ...
Coiffed resort tattoo
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
erotic learning disabled office
  01/18/26
When pics
Self-centered 180 parlor mediation
  01/18/26
Congrats
Sooty boiling water
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
Sooty boiling water
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
Dashing house
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
Sooty boiling water
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
Dashing house
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
Sooty boiling water
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
Nubile Weed Whacker Ladyboy
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
Dashing house
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
obsidian swashbuckling spot
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
Dashing house
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
obsidian swashbuckling spot
  01/18/26
GAY
provocative lime mexican
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
Dashing house
  01/18/26
...
dupa
  01/18/26
...
hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park
  01/18/26
Congratulations
ultramarine splenetic rehab french chef
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
Bateful sable church building
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
ocher embarrassed to the bone market goyim
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
provocative lime mexican
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
Dashing house
  01/18/26
...
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
Dashing house
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
ocher embarrassed to the bone market goyim
  01/18/26
...
topaz water buffalo casino
  01/18/26
...
Rambunctious Lavender Hairy Legs
  01/18/26
180 congrats
Bespoke galvanic garrison regret
  01/18/26
...
lsd
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
topaz water buffalo casino
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
Mind-boggling blue bbw
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
Kenneth Play
  01/18/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
lsd
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
jcm
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
Nude Six Nine
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
luis
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
htt
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
No Paye No Gain
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
Metal Up Your Ass
  01/18/26
does your husband know that you're fat
norwood ultra
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
FUCK LIBS
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
Tenterhooks
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
Talk to your kids about time dilation.
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
gibberish (?)
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
lex
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
[deleted by poaster]
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
hank_scorpio
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
jcm
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  01/18/26
9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
zesty
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
dirte
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
htt
  01/23/26
...
Mister Yak
  01/24/26
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
jcm
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
fulano
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
jcm
  01/24/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Dashing house

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast selectively edited photos once they become available.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Racy shivering home stain

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: Dashing house

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598155)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: idiotic slimy indian lodge

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: Dashing house

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: idiotic slimy indian lodge

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: Dashing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Bearded Saffron Fortuitous Meteor Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: Racy shivering home stain

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Dashing house

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: mauve aphrodisiac codepig

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: Dashing house

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Dashing house

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Dashing house

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Dashing house

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Tenterhooks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Tenterhooks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: Dashing house

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Racy shivering home stain

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: Dashing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,.


Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: luis (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600014)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: Dashing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: Dashing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: irate ratface cuckoldry

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: Dashing house

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: irate ratface cuckoldry

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: Dashing house

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: irate ratface cuckoldry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: Dashing house

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: irate ratface cuckoldry

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Dashing house

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Sticky Multi-billionaire

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: passionate nursing home

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: Dashing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Outnumbered Razzmatazz Church

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: Dashing house

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: histrionic center

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Dashing house

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: exciting peach piazza sex offender

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: irate ratface cuckoldry

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: exciting peach piazza sex offender

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Dashing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Sticky Multi-billionaire

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: primrose wonderful cumskin

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: Dashing house

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: Hot Trump Supporter

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Dashing house

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious Lavender Hairy Legs

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: primrose wonderful cumskin

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Dashing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: grizzly offensive corner laser beams

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Dashing house

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: grizzly offensive corner laser beams

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Dashing house

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: indigo swollen meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: fragrant coral coldplay fan parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Marvelous opaque state

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: irate ratface cuckoldry

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Self-centered 180 parlor mediation

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Dashing house

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: stirring ape

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Dashing house

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Dashing house

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Dashing house

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Dashing house

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible Yarmulke

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: excitant factory reset button space

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Coiffed resort tattoo

wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on having?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: erotic learning disabled office

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Self-centered 180 parlor mediation

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Sooty boiling water

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Dashing house

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Sooty boiling water

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Dashing house

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Sooty boiling water

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Dashing house

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Sooty boiling water

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Nubile Weed Whacker Ladyboy

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Dashing house

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: obsidian swashbuckling spot

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Dashing house

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: obsidian swashbuckling spot

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: provocative lime mexican

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Dashing house

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: hyperventilating fuchsia place of business trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: ultramarine splenetic rehab french chef

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Bateful sable church building

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: ocher embarrassed to the bone market goyim

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: provocative lime mexican

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Dashing house

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Dashing house

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: ocher embarrassed to the bone market goyim

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: topaz water buffalo casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Rambunctious Lavender Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Bespoke galvanic garrison regret

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: topaz water buffalo casino

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling blue bbw

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598897)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: lsd

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: luis (luis)

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: jcm

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: htt

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49598989)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: norwood ultra

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Tenterhooks

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Talk to your kids about time dilation. (🧐)

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: lex

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: [deleted by poaster] (my rich inner screens)

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: jcm

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: zesty

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: dirte

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: htt

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Mister Yak



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49614135)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: fulano

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49614162)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: jcm

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2,#49614165)