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Date: May 17th, 2012 8:52 PM Author: Green Resort National Security Agency
she says we can't speak in sentences, just "googoo gaga" type stuff. we have to cover the bed in stuffed animals and start out in diapers instead of clothes.
anyone ever tried this?
we're both professors, obviously.
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:44 PM Author: Green Resort National Security Agency
http://imgur.com/hWkEi
wish me luck brothers...
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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:05 PM Author: Green Resort National Security Agency Subject: ok so here's how it went
backstory: i've always known that my gf had had a rough childhood but i don't know many of the details because she's never felt comfortable talking about it. she's on civil terms with her parents - they talk a couple times a month - but i've never met them and we've dated for four years now. she also has a brother that she's mentioned maybe twice; i know he's either her twin or a year or two away (she said something about them being in junior high together).
anyway. so she came home from proctoring a final exam at about 8 pm. we'd both eaten dinner already so we sat around and watched cnn for a little bit. after a segment ended she got up and turned off the tv. i grinned at her and we walked to the bedroom wordlessly.
we still didn't talk much as she opened up the box of adult diapers. i tried to kiss her but she stopped me: "not until we're in costume!" so as she put on her diaper i occupied myself spreading out the 10 or so stuffed animals she'd brought with her when we moved in together. the night before, she had put these pink and white, prissy sheets on the bed, so when i was done the bed looked like a big-ass baby girl's bed.
she helped me into mine. i felt ridiculous standing there in a diaper, so i asked if we could turn the lights off. she obliged, but beforehand she took out a cd and put it in her clock-alarm. it started playing tinkling lullabies like what you'd hear from a music box.
we got on the bed and started making out. i was really turned on by her enthusiasm and honestly pretty indifferent to the diaper, so i had no trouble getting hard, not that she could feel it too well through the diaper. but she groped around like a champ as we kissed. i took breaks to suck on her enormous tits and massage her feet. i couldn't bring myself to do the babytalk thing, but she excitedly bubbled "googoo gaga" (really convincingly, honestly, she really sounded liek a child). she pushed me down and straddled me and started bouncing up and down on top of me (as if she were riding me but we still had the diapers on). she grabbed my finger and sucked on it (something i've always thought was really hot when girls did). her tits were bouncing all over the place.
suddenly she stopped. she got a weird, sort of uncomfortable look on her face. "i pooped."
i was flummoxed, obviously. this was a weird part of the fantasy... or whatever it was.
she whispered, in something like her normal voice but more desperate sounding: "now you poop too, then you sit on my face until i can't breathe."
...what?! i tried to smile, hoping she couldn't see how uncomfortable i was. i managed a "googoo i pooped too" as i started to smell it. she really had.
she asked me to sit on her face again. i asked if i could take off my diaper first and she said "NO." i was sort of worried about suffocating her so i awkwardly supported myself while putting some of my weight on her face. i was soft by then. i didn't even know wtf was going on.
then she shrieked. "MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!! DADA!!!!!!!!!!!!" and started wailing.
...well i got right up, but she pulled me back onto her face and held me there as tight as she could. she kept crying, letting out occasional shrieks. because of the awkward way my legs were supporting my weight, it was hard for me to get up, but i did. i sat on the edge of the bed. "are you ok, honey?" i asked.
she became dead silent for i swear at least 30 seconds while i frantically repeated her name over and over. i stroked her hair, reassuring her that she was ok.
then she started wailing again. it sounded like "asaaaeee assaaaaeeee" but then i realized she was saying "i sorry i sorry" which gradually become more and more adult like. i didn't want to freak her out by taking off my clothes or hers so i just embraced her. we must have looked ridiculous sitting there in our diapers. i murmured reassuring words. "it's ok, it's ok, i don't know why you're sad and scared but it's me, and you're ok."
she continued wailing, "I'M SO SORRY, I'M SO SORRY" and i kept trying to calm her down. "honey, honey, it's okay, there's nothing for you to be sorry about." but she didn't stop. eventually she choked out through sobs, "I'M SORRY THAT PP COPPED DAT STEM DEGREE AND CONTINUES TO DOMINATE THE TECH SCENE WHILE YOU READ FLAME THREADS ABOUT BABYSEX"
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Date: May 4th, 2021 12:55 AM Author: mauve tattoo scourge upon the earth
lmao i remember reading this when it was posted
i was stuck in an endless drive-thru lane at in-in-out and burst out laughing
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Date: May 4th, 2021 12:56 AM Author: autistic outnumbered principal's office travel guidebook
Man roleplays as baby:
https://youtu.be/yXugTKhysKM
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