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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Umber fragrant orchestra pit gaping



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: dashing coldplay fan meetinghouse



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Site Death Wish

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

explain please.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Vigorous Site Death Wish

you need to write a book or something

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: glassy high-end cumskin set

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: ungodly institution party of the first part

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Umber fragrant orchestra pit gaping

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Coiffed resort

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: cerise nighttime corn cake

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Orchid Kitty

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Galvanic theatre

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Author: sinister faggotry

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Garnet Background Story Chapel

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready son of senegal

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Heady gay striped hyena toilet seat

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: turquoise mother plaza

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Bipolar Garrison

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: stubborn sneaky criminal trust fund

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Jet-lagged buck-toothed whorehouse macaca

I laughed heartily, brother.

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: claret weed whacker point

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Green Ticket Booth



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Disturbing Supple School Cafeteria

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: bat shit crazy buff quadroon knife

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: razzle abusive spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: french gay wizard

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Sable gaped nibblets fanboi

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: olive state lettuce

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Umber fragrant orchestra pit gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: brilliant wrinkle blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: exhilarant filthpig principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: salmon antidepressant drug menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Geriatric abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Harsh rebellious temple juggernaut

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: olive state lettuce

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Galvanic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: cerise nighttime corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: glittery sick marketing idea travel guidebook

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling voyeur

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: cobalt aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Umber fragrant orchestra pit gaping

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: olive state lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Diverse Associate Rehab

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Umber fragrant orchestra pit gaping

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: offensive yellow parlor

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: fishy motley property gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Pale aromatic library

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: pink liquid oxygen

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Tripping Dark Milk Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Umber fragrant orchestra pit gaping

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: purple curious deer antler immigrant

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible fat ankles dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: spectacular partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: doobsian histrionic school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: talking ocher athletic conference pisswyrm

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: doobsian histrionic school

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle station boistinker

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Umber fragrant orchestra pit gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: bonkers milky love of her life people who are hurt

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: multi-colored transparent mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: glittery sick marketing idea travel guidebook

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Umber fragrant orchestra pit gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Garnet Background Story Chapel



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Up-to-no-good University

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: stimulating anal lay



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Translucent Sex Offender Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: lascivious vengeful roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: lascivious vengeful roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Umber fragrant orchestra pit gaping

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Frum Alcoholic Stead Hissy Fit

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: passionate avocado psychic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: lascivious vengeful roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: multi-colored transparent mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Frum Alcoholic Stead Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: lascivious vengeful roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: sinister faggotry

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: lascivious vengeful roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Godawful Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Garnet Background Story Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Exciting violent box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Zippy skinny woman mental disorder



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Zippy skinny woman mental disorder



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Zippy skinny woman mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: lascivious vengeful roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: haunting pit jew



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Arousing indecent business firm



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Talented cruise ship candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Talented cruise ship candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Flirting wonderful half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: at-the-ready son of senegal



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: razzle abusive spot



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Chocolate rough-skinned space



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Outnumbered Casino



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: spectacular partner



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: lascivious vengeful roommate



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Obsidian Provocative Circlehead



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Carnelian tanning salon



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring range roast beef



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: cerise nighttime corn cake



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring range roast beef



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: big-titted water buffalo



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone field multi-billionaire



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: irradiated aquamarine church building



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone field multi-billionaire



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: lascivious vengeful roommate



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Slate windowlicker



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Vibrant deep dysfunction

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling carmine gas station



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: big hell wagecucks



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring range roast beef



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Copper Locus Kitty Cat



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: bistre excitant stage



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: big-titted water buffalo



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: odious stag film



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2,#49948355)