How much Outback can one man eat? Today I found out.
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: bateful potus
I couldn't hold down the urge today so I took off early and went to The Outback Steakhouse for my Take Away order consisting of: Bloomin' Onion; Large Cheese Fries; Double Burger with Garlic Mashed Potatoes; Alice Springs Chicken with Fries; Marsala Sirloin with Green Beans; Wedge Salad. I also ordered bread.
I took this to a dark park parking lot, popped my trunk and proceeded to stand there in the cold shoveling this shit into my face. I conquered the burger, then started on the Cheese Fries. I couldn't take those all down right then so I reached for the next container. It was the Alice Springs chicken. I almost vomited, but I didn't. There's more to this tale.
After gnawing through the Sirloin, I ate the green beans. My hands are just covered in slop at this point. It's freezing cold. I grabbed a sweatshirt from my trunk to wipe my hands on and begin to circle the parking lot.
I did 2 laps then came back for what I started. Having captured my second wind, I got through the Alice Springs and finished the Cheese Fries. Thinking to myself, 'hey, you've got this, 1 app and 1 salad to go with the mash.' Well, I don't know about you, but when you've eaten an Outback Cheese Fries and 3 entrees, the last thing you want to see is cold Bloomin' Onion. I managed a couple of bites and drank the container of sauce, but I knew I was done. No salad for me.
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: provocative sinister center faggotry
Very odd shtick, but I like it.
"Drank the container of sauce"
TYFT
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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:59 PM Author: shimmering supple forum boistinker
You realize you could be a goat poaster if you just gave us some goddamned pics.
Still, hilarious.
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Date: December 11th, 2020 2:14 PM Author: gold faggot firefighter
have you been back to
322 Ridge Pike, Conshohocken, PA 19428?
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