Dutch IFNB star narrowly avoided MA flight 17!
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Date: July 20th, 2014 12:10 PM Author: very tactful jewess
Omg. Dutch ifnb star Joran Van Dijk was supposed to be on the flight that was shot down, but refused to board when gate agents told him it was a full flight and he needed to check his MEATY FUCKSTICK
Joran, who wanted to attend the Dragoncock finals in Taipei, was furious at the time, allegedly threatening to spray airport officials with ropes of hot cum if they did not find a space on the packed 777 for him and his COLOSSAL MAN MEAT. However, today Van Dijk issued a statement thanking the "pathetic clothmos" for saving his life. "While they would not be fit to wash the man juice off my most pathetic twink, there is no denying that these ignorant gate officials ensured that thousands of cheering MUSCLE NUTS will still be able to gaze longingly at my fantastic muscles, fantasize about being fucked by my fat studly cock, and beat off to anything I say. I am the most perfect muscle stud the Netherlands have ever produced!"
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Date: July 20th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: hairraiser newt space
Would've been no big deal. He can protect himself in any kind of crash, like this at 0:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnyhkBU1yaw
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2623655&forum_id=2,#25968795)
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